Once United, Now Eternal.

They/Them discord: unity_collective Single MINOR. 16

[the-canis-major]

PREVIOUS URLS: necrozma-irl-trust, the-unity-collective

[PT: PREVIOUS URLS: necrozma-irl-trust, the-unity-collective]

https://dash.pluralkit.me/profile/s/jttzp?tab=members&view=list

PluralKit | home

PluralKit | home

MASTERPOST FOR WHO-AM-I ASK GAMES!

DNI: ANTI-ENDO/ANTI-WILLO, ANY LGBTQ+PHOBIC PEOPLE OR INTERSEXISTS (THOUGH THEY ARE ONE IN THE SAME), BIGOTS, FACISTS, ANY EVERYTHING ELSE IN THAT GENRE

[PT: DNI: ANTI-ENDO/ANTI-WILLO, ANY LGBTQ+PHOBIC PEOPLE OR INTERSEXISTS (THOUGH THEY ARE ONE IN THE SAME), BIGOTS, FACISTS, ANY EVERYTHING ELSE IN THAT GENRE]

REBLOG DUMP: @unity-reblogs

[PT: REBLOG DUMP: @unity-reblogs]

[the-canis-major]

Dude I click on a moot’s post notification and I see an untagged suicide joke <- severely triggered by suicide jokes

This is some bullshit man is it really this hard to put trigger warnings???? Or just stop joking about that???? /genq

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

[mycelial-whispering-court]

@senshienjoyer can sen protect me from venom or no

[blaxolt]

can some normal human woman protect me from a powerful firebender?

[the-canis-major]

Sans is saving me from Chun-Li easy dub

[the-canis-major]

I’ve seen people talk about how Spamton was scared of Friend and a lot of his items are related to defense against cat elements and how the Keygen’s sell-value would have gotten him killed if Friend caught him on his way to the basement, but let me give a new theory.

What if Jevil was also scared of the Friend Pack? Friend’s a cat after all, and Jevil sits in a cage while acting like a bird mimicking its owner by repeating words.

He says he’s “IN MY OWN LITTLE FREEDOM!” while very clearly being in a cage. One that has an arch inside of it for the door. A birdcage.

Jevil is “free” because he’s still scared of the Friend Pack and they could be able to reach him if he left that cage, very similar to how birds and cats act around each other in houses.

And guess which two secret bosses change their shape to be items you equip!

Spamton and Jevil.

[atomiclace]

these are my mutuals. they know who they are

[windrunnered]

[ID: A cycle that says "I feel like writing" at four different points feeding into one another with arrows as they circle around a person with their eyes closed. A smaller arrow points to aforementioned person and merely says "They aren't writing." /end ID]

[the-canis-major]

Look it’s not my fault I have 3 ideas in my head and none of them are related

[yourfavinablender]

Agent 8 from Splatoon 2: October Expansion has been put in a blender

"its a canon event (if you know splatoon lore, you know)" -requester

[the-canis-major]

NOOOOOO NOT AGAIN

[tomatatoro]

Frogmic: Poison Love

[the-canis-major]

STARTS SOBBING :((((

[queer-as-city-folk]

[sol-arsystem]

@yourl0calqueer

[yourl0calqueer]

date idea

[queer-as-city-folk]

[sol-arsystem]

@yourl0calqueer

[the-canis-major]

Man I want a psys *does nothing to win one over*

[the-canis-major]

Been following you guys for a while, just wanted to say y’all seem cool

@the-asylum-of-phantoms

Awww, thanks! Browsed your blog and you seem cool too! <3 (if you want you can DM us your core blog so we can be moots on core blogs! /nf)

[the-canis-major]

I AM BEING DRAGGED TO THE DMV, WISH ME LUCK, ME CREW!

—Pirate Gaster [he/him]

[the-canis-major]

I couldn’t even get past the first questionnaire about our history of sicknesses. We had to drive home. Our dad’s really pissed at us.

Fml.

[the-quasar-hero]

Assign an aspect of nature to prev

Waves at the beach

Rushing breeze through leaves

A crack of thunder

Flow of a river

The shine of a gem

Dancing embers of a flame

Torrential rain

Slow falling snow

An emerald sea of grass

Austere cliffside

A maze of roots

The endless oceans

Remaining time: 1 day 5 hours

[do-not-u-dare]

Shine of a gem

[the-canis-major]

I AM BEING DRAGGED TO THE DMV, WISH ME LUCK, ME CREW!

—Pirate Gaster [he/him]

[bunnyburr0w]

You miss one day in the Deltarune fandom and suddenly Gaster's a pirate

[the-canis-major]

EXACTLY like who the fuck decided “ykw we have the Hometown Butcher, let’s make Gaster a pirate”

It’s cool as hell don’t get me wrong, just confusing

[the-canis-major]

Gonna head to bed, if I don’t get an overnight partner sys I’m gonna cry /j

Love y’all!!! /p

[the-canis-major]

Nevermind new vent feeling bitchless