Skellie

(18) gay loser | she/her

[ellie-skellie]

check out my gay ass cats

Oliver's the chunky one and cheddar Bob is the skinny one. they’re both huge cats and i would die for them

[lunar-wandering]

fun fact!! it turns out that now when u make a new blog, tumblr forces you to follow 3-4 people before you can change your icon or modify your blog in any way!! this, of course, means that, yes, some of the "potential bots" many of us have been automatically blocking could have possibly been genuine new users who were only just seconds in to having an account!!! tumblr is literally screwing new users over!!!!

[thedaswolves]

I see this spreading today a lot, rumour that apparently "new users can't add icon, blog description, post or anything without following people first", and that we might have been blocking/reporting new user instead of bots.

THIS IS NOT TRUE!

I don't know why people repost this without testing or checking themselves first. I just signed up for completely new account with new email today (September 15th 2023), and can normally add my icon, banner, description, posts.. or edit blog in any way I want.

This is the new blog I just created and all functions work normally despite my not following anyone @sweetchild5250

I will delete it in few days just wanted the proof. don't believe everything you read without testing folks :) Keep blocking those pesky empty bot accounts :)

[rosecandy-deactivated20260313]

I was curious so I actually tested this myself three times. Whether they make you follow people or not is entirely dependent on the sign up method.

If you sign up using email and create a password directly or use an apple account, it does not require you to follow multiple people before setting up your account. You can just go directly to your dashboard, set up your theme, header, icon, etc. without any interference. Then you can follow people.

However, if you sign up using a gmail account, it requires you to follow at least five tags and at least three people. There's not a skip option. After you've finished following people, then you can edit your theme, header, icon, etc. You cannot change or customize your blog in any way until you follow people unless you close the tab and reopen tumblr altogether.

This is a case where both OP and this addition are true but, as I said, it depends on how users are signing up. I'm not really sure why there's entirely different sign up methods like this.

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

Compilation of some of the BG3 lines I found funny

[tadfools]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I feel like I can say pretty confidently that if adventure time was still making new episodes that Brian David Gilbert would end up as a guest voice at some point. I don’t know why it just feels true

[sabertoothwalrus]

🧍‍♀️

[sabertoothwalrus]

I FEEL LIKE I CAN ALSO SAY PRETTY CONFIDENTLY THAT FINN IS CANONICALLY BI AND GETS MARRIED TO A CATBOY. IS THIS THING WORKING 🎤

[deadrosencrantz]

the original sin and the four horsemen

[duchessvongooseberg]

diversity win! this WOMAN thinks with her dick!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[knight-of-ashes]

listen, as a government regulator, please for the love of god call your city code enforcement on your landlords more often. we often have our hands tied and cannot enforce the law on code and permit violations until a citizen files a formal complaint. use the services available! PLEASE!

[cannibalchicken]

[3amsnow-deactivated20241128]

[ID: a still from the godfather that has been edited to say "you come to me on the day that i am so sleepy" end ID]

[sabertoothwalrus]

IM SUCH A SUCKER FOR FINN HAVING A LARGE FAMILY OKAY!!!!!!!! HES A SINGLE DAD OF FIVE!!! HIS OLDEST SON IS TRANSGENDER!!! HE WEARS A BASEBALL CAP OVER HIS OTHER HAT!!! HES A LUMBERJACK!!! AND HES RECOVERING FROM THE HORRORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spacethefinalfucktier]

Listen. I wouldn’t just fuck an alien. I’d take an alien out on a date, to their favorite restaurant. I’d marathon an aliens favorite show with them. I’d spoon an alien every night. I’d bring an alien little random tokens and gifts to remind them of my affection. I’d help an alien work through their emotional issues and family baggage. I’d adopt a shelter pet with an alien and raise him as our very own son. I’d grow old with an alien, every blissful year of our union reminding us of how much we cherish each other. I’d make love to an alien.

[baejax-the-great]

[i-am-a-fish]

boobs are good

[i-am-a-fish]

this one was a hit with the boob community

[i-am-a-fish]

trans men be like hot and shit like they're just hot as fuck like what the fuck man why are you being so hot god damn

[mxamalgam]

I want a man who ripped his masculine form right out of the hands of God. I'm sorry cis men that you will likely never have the opportunity to do something that metal.

[i-am-a-fish]

probably the sexiest paragraph I've read in my entire life thank you for making it

[butchfaith]

the triple burden (housework, childcare AND paid employment) IS a real issue that feminists have been discussing for decades... but the way tiktok tradfem tradwife girlies have twisted that into "it's too much stress for women to take on all the housework AND work full-time, so we should ~nurture our divine femininity~ by quitting our jobs becoming housewives and relying completely on our Strong Men to support us financially!!" rather than "it's too much stress for women to take on all the housework AND work full-time, so maybe men could start pulling their fucking weight around the house more and do the dishes every now and again"

[obsob]

make a cat :3

ears

head

eyes

body

feet

tail

love :3

Voting ended onAug 13, 2023

[obsob]

good lord

[obsob]

love wins!

[valtsv]

when you die, all the processes in your body slow down and come to a halt before starting to decay. which means if you were to revive someone from the dead, necromancer-style, you'd potentially have to kickstart their entire system back up from a state of inertia. which means it almost certainly would not be pretty. i'm talking coughing up clots of blood, nauseatingly intense migraines and muscle cramps, and all the sensory overload that would come with firing up the body's engines from frozen cold to fully functioning all guns blazing in the matter of seconds it takes to cast a resurrection spell.

[valtsv]

basically: 'resurrection hangovers' should totally be a thing

[catsconstellation]

[maplebunie]

how i see this post

[fai0]

[minigmaenigma]

Man viv/spindlehorse ain't beating the unprofessional work environment allegations fr

The actual closed captioning for the new Helluva Boss😭

And like. I guess you can argue they're all more cringe than messing with the accessibility BUT NOT THIS FUCKING ONE

Rip the people that are hard of hearing and need CC I guess

[starteas]

As someone who is partially deaf, this is absolutely not the way you want to go when it comes to captioning your works.

I’m someone who needs CC to assist me with what I’m watching, and while little jokes can be funny to some— this is a very good example of what NOT to do when adding them; it erases needed descriptions and adds confusion with things that aren’t being said in the audio.

At the very least, if you’re going to make a jokey alternative for your subtitles— do it separately, and away from any CC that can be understood properly (without any unnecessary additions from your cats).