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I'm gonna say something incredibly 30-year-old and I'm going to ask you to not judge me while I'm trying to be genuine and real. Okay? Here's my truth.

A piece of lettuce can really elevate a sandwich. The fresh crunch? Unrivaled. Peak. Poetic cinema.

somethingusefulfromflorida

4 months BEDPE (Before Explosive Diarrhea Parasite Epidemic)

hobgoblinhero

Yeah man, the bed pee time scale

pangur-and-grim

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

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geniusbee

comic for a little seattle anthology i did. this is my cat db cooper :)

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frontmansdog

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

conzoop

happy skeleton warrior week, keep those bones strong!

polyamorousmood

It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"

silosworld

Poly folks x aro folks in the sense that "alloromantic heterosexual monogamous people view love and sex as an entirely different entity than me, and that makes life kinda strange"

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aromanticofficial

official aro-polyam solidarity post

polyam-aro-culture-is

Might’ve already reblogged this but it needs to be said again

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