carry me to greatness somehow

Sophie - 28 - Germany

[calellon]

whoopss sorry i slipped up and hinted at the great darkness that roils within me. won't happen again

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[artpopfath3r]

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[dykonicdiva]

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

[doggirldick]

lesbian porn implies the existence of other kinds of porn and i just don't think anyone would make that cause like who the fuck would be the target audience

[makingimages]

[bloatedreams]

Stove

Marc Librizzi, 2025, Oil on canvas

[tariah23]

I want all of my mutuals to thrive and be happy

[djotime]

Obsession 2026, dir. Curry Barker

[filmnoirsbian]

There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

[butchniqabi]

Minotaur in his kitchen

[filmnoirsbian]

[batbetbitbotbut]

problem: feeling listless

solution: make a list?

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[mevil]

slugs

[delicate-viscera]

(tearfully) i just want everyone to be a girl…m-my lesbian greed…it can’t b-be sated…

[luetta]

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe

[godisafujoshi]

Your capacity for evil is showing

[segamascott]

does it make me look cute