God made me a cannibal to fix problems like you.

I'm Han. Or you might know me as Myin. INTJ. Insufferable. Perpetually sleepy. He.

[meladoodle]

when he licks his lips seductively

[fallingpandas]

what the fuck is that thing?

[meladoodle]

my boyfriend :)

[depsidase]

[swarnpert]

cinderella…

[kaijuno]

This comment has literally undone me

[earthdad]

someone: what do you want to be for Halloween?

me: loved and appreciated

[ackatf]

[napstachill]

◯◯◯

[wumblr]

did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?

[wumblr]

you know, the dashcon baby… the baby born in the ballpit at dashcon

[the-worm-man]

what

[brokenbloodymolars]

Th e

What

[wumblr]

the dashcon baby

[aberrantemotion]

at dashcon, a late term pregnant lady (there for a writing panel i believe) arrived, and while going around the “event”, her water broke around 2 months earlier than expected, and began to go into labour, there was a huge traffic jam because of, you know, and driving to the hospital was out of the question, so they called an ambulance. But the thing is, because of the traffic jam, it took over 40 minutes, and she was going into labour NOW. A nurse in training there took over and had to deal with the woman, so they took the ballpit, being the best thing they could think of in the mostly empty area, cleared some of the balls away, and had to use that as a surface to deliver the baby. Around 5 minutes before they got there, they managed to deliver the baby, (thankfully) in a safe state.

[wumblr]

great post everybody

[aberrantemotion]

I helped!

[callmebliss]

[sheepscreed]

Hypno K.K. and Blue Onigiri 

[sheepscreed]

Summer! 

It’s hot and I’m dying

[drawkill]

we ar̷e̶ ̴a̷l̵l̴ ̴c̵o̸n̷̝̂n̷͙̔e̵͕̋ç̴̹̔͘t̴̛̓͐ȩ̶͕̺̠̏̑̄̍͠͠d̶͇̳̙̀̒̄͂̚

[noncasualmemer420-blog]

[spacehunter-m]

[official-venom-snake]

*ascending slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

“There!”

[mrchristmass1]

звуки секса с моей неудачной женой

[iamoutofideas]

[tikattu]

make my brain focus for once- challenge

[cute-animals-only]

[hellbabyfromhell]

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

[what-even-is-thiss]

I have no unique experiences apparently

[blackqueerblog]

[anxietyproblem]

[farlee-wander]

Raven makes mistakes sometimes.

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