Elliot

"The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday" - Hannah Hart

[anatthema-art]

inspired by a friend misspeaking

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[tahthetrickster]

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

[tahthetrickster]

i have to do EVERYTHING around here

[maybe-im-immortal]

Just a few more hours

[kusogedream]

[mangonetics]

girl what is your fucking problem

[7dmom]

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Idk seems like a lot of people talk about it.

[jermaine-main]

[kleefkruid]

hate how this 1) manages to make fun of Belgium without bothering to mention us 2) every single person in the notes knows this 3) it's true

[triple-fisting]

[evilscientist3]

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

we were just as smart then as we are now

we are just as stupid now as we were then

[only-tiktoks]

[stele3]

Oh look, it’s entirely possible for a cisgender comedian to crack jokes about transgender people without being transphobic.

[giantspacehead]

[mothcub]

Skeleton standards.

[flork-of-cows-official]

burn out

[badpsychicadvice]

Internet hugs for anyone else out there dealing with burn out or other mental and/or physical issues that make it hard to interact right now

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

[enderlordisadumbusername]

"one of my moms"

*points finger*

child of lesbiabs

[teaboot]

I actually have six parents and three moms total but they're all straight as far as I'm aware

[ballsalsda-deactivated20260516]

Polyamorous parents or divorce?

[teaboot]

Turbo divorce

[nor-ahoy]

What the heck is a turbo divorce?

[teaboot]

It's when you end up with six parents

[amateur-menace]

“My Bisexual Wife”

Acrylics on Canvas

[monstergirlstink-deactivated202]

Happy Pride

[theehorsepusssy]

[guooey]

She's so perfect she just goes right back to doing her thing

[mammalidentifier]

Chinese zokor (Eospalax fontanierii). Despite their mole-like appearance, zokors are actually rodents, being closely related to blind mole rats and bamboo rats. But unlike other burrowing rodents, they dig using their claws and not their incisors!

They’re also really cute.

[nobrashfestivity]

RIP Doge

[everythingfox]

Accepted as part of the herd