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[idtech666]

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[adventurecomics]

[politicallyincorrectsj-deactiva]

true gender equality

[cybergata]

[cryley]

THE PUPILS

[puff-dacier]

Kitty saw something Kitty wanted and went after it.

[professorfangirl]

That is not a kitty, that is a Miyazaki character.

[seberu]

I lost it when that one ear flipped up.

[leppu]

is this not gabriele

[skywalkerspock]

Leonardo DiCaprio & Tom Hardy: a case study in opposites. 

[riflegarden]

people genuinely think noahs ark was a real thing and a dude successfully put elephants and tigers and shit onto a boat

[thinkingaboutmilan]

I just want to know how they found two Jack Blacks and put them onto the boat because that man is an ANIMAL. You can’t tame rock and roll.

[justbadpuns]

The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work..

[fatdemoman-deactivated20160922]

> be me, c. 900 bc

> in mycenae with companions

> see man proclaiming he is the son of zeus

> doubt.frescpeg

> my companion proclaims “that is nothing, i am the son of bofa!”

> the man responds, “who is this bofa, that claims to be greater than the lord zeus!”

> companion screams, “ΒΟΓΑ ΔΕΕΖ ΝΥΤΣ”

> banished for his barbarism

> mfw

[crowecreates]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No guys you don’t understand.

The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.

So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.

This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.

That’s not sad, that’s awesome.

*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing

[weloveshortvideos]

Using mamma’s ear as a blanket

[sexwitsockson]

:’(((((((((((((((((

[gochellzgo-deactivated20170221]

She looks so tired and done with this squirmy little poop

[tastefullyoffensive]

How I want to go. (via theone1221)

[the-vegan-muser]

I need this 

[geltoothpaste]

@honeyglue

[fuckyeahisawthat]

A guy I went to film school with who’s now a producer is keeping track of the way female characters are introduced in every script he reads. (To protect the writers’ anonymity he’s changed every character name to Jane.) Here’s a quick selection so far.

[mswyrr-deactivated20181203]

the most important thing about any given female character is whether the male writer/presumed male audience would bang her and why

that’s the essence of good storytelling

[ruinedchildhood]

[elementalwife]

FUCKING UNMUTE THIS

[krisseycrystal]

Owl: [in a small, cute, gravelly voice] Drugs.

Sunny: No, we’re…we’re okay.

Owl: [same voice] Drugs?

Sunny: This is awkward. No thank you.

Owl: [higher pitch] Drugs?????

Sunny: Who invited–who invited–?

[dumbbic-deactivated20230122]

im the owl.

[sandandglass]

[sandandglass]

[edwardspoonhands]

WeeeEEE Will Never Ever Ever…

Have a president this cool again.

[eldeviouswolf]

[de4ctiv4ted-deactivated20170930]

“Do not talk to me or my grandson ever again.”

[kylo-forever-blog]

I AM VERY

[weareallmisfitshere]

[rockhardgeologist]