Welcome To My Personal Dumpsterfire🛢🔥

Shitpost central turned reblog-receptacle. This is my whatever blog.

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[a-typical-nightowl]

Tbh and Btw :]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

as a nonbinary person doing a PhD in medieval lit (and partly on medieval werewolf texts) I am obligated to periodically share my favorite fun medieval fact with you all:

the first recorded use of singular 'they' in English comes from a fourteenth-century werewolf romance, William and the Werewolf (a translation of the earlier Old French romance Guillaume de Palerne)

all werewolves are transgender sorry I don't make the rules

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Source

[chessb0r3d]

fluffy boiii !!!!!!!!! :D

[tonyalmeida]

[whitebeltwriter]

Was anyone gonna tell me Steve Irwin got reincarnated?!

[amezure]

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[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

[chronotriggerwarning-deactivate]

Reblog to actually save a life

[khaldurahm-kal-el]

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

[norealdestination]

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

[postcards-from-absurdland]

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

[weaselle]

i used to live with this one girl and we were both fire-prop performers so we lost our panic reaction to fire, and one time i was going to deep fry some stuff and i had a pot of oil on the stove on too high a heat and it boiled over and caught the pot of oil and, like, the whole top of the stove on fire and we both just stood in the kitchen entry looking at it for a second and then I said “i’ll deal with the pot of oil part” and she just heaved a big sigh and said in a tired disappointed voice “i’ll get a damp towel i guess”

[elmoisonfire]

Of all places to ask this question

You ask Tumblr?

[alphacrone]

gonna quit my job and move to some random town and open up an ice cream parlor called I SCREAM and it's only open from dusk til dawn and the flavors are all spooky names like MONSTER MASH MANGO and BLOODY ORANGE and ROTTING CORPSES & CREAM and EXISTENTIAL DREAD and i'll only be seen at night except for occasional daytime appearances where i wear dark sunglasses and long flowing coats and people will ask me what my favorite flavor is and i'll say "oh no, i don't actually partake in...eating..." and they'll all think i'm a vampire but i'm really just lactose intolerant.

[neotrances-deactivated]

nice to know you dont care about calfs being stolen after birth and seperated from their mothers and fathers, only to be slaughtered later once they are milked for the factories liking. Vegetarians/meat eaters are fucking sociopathic, you deserve to be milked like a cow.

i deserve to be milked? 😳

[elmoisonfire]

Everything aside, does Anon not realize that not everyone can go vegan/quit meat cold turkey (pun intended) even if they wanted to? Good quality vegan food can be hard to find/afford, vitamin supplements are expensive, and some people have health issues that make switching diets dangerous (ex: vitamin deficiencies,GI problems, soy/nut/gluten allergies etc).

Also how in the sweet and spicy fuck did vegetarians get roped into this mess?

[elmoisonfire]

HOW TF IS 2022 ONLY 2 WEEKS AWAY!?!?!

[bathroomcube]

hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

[elmoisonfire]

This damn video burned my lungs and gave me a headache😵‍💫

Seriously tho, PSA time: DO NOT FUCK AROUND WITH CLEANING SUPPLIES!!!

Nothing good is going to come from doing so.YOU COULD LITERALLY GAS YOURSELF AND YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE/APARTMENT COMPLEX LIKE A TRENCH!! (To those that don’t know, ammonia+bleach=MUSTARD GAS aka:the gas used in ww1 that was banned for being so inhumane and deadly).

Not only that but the resulting fumes can give you all sorts of health problems like uhh idk fucking PERMANENT,IRREVERSIBLE BRAIN/LUNG DAMAGE!

This isn’t some “cool trend”, it’s stupid, its wasteful, its bad for the environment,its bad for your health and it can kill you!

Side note: ALWAYS wear PPE (gloves,face masks,safety goggles etc) when working with chemicals (especially powders). It’ll prevent chemical burns,fume burns, and chemical inhalation. And make sure you are doing so in a well ventilated room. NEVER handle/touch chemicals with your bare hands!

PSA over, don’t be stupid for clout.

[elmoisonfire]

The author is dead

Long live the headcannon

[elmoisonfire]

~Hey lil mama, lemme whisper in your ear~

~Tell you something you might like to hear~

IFYOUORALOVEDONEHASBEENDIAGNOSEDWITHMESOTHELIOMAYOUMAYBEENTITLEDTOFINANCIALCOMPENSATION.

[elmoisonfire]

November 1st be like

[elmoisonfire]

When you find someone with the same hyperfixation as you.