i don't do bad sauce passes
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Love Begins
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trying on a metaphor
Misplaced Lens Cap
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oozey mess
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@sucklestheenchilada
i think if you stay keep shopping at the store past closing time all the employees still on the clock should be allowed to practice evil customer service on you
hi, you've overstayed your welcome at our establishment! how can we make you regret it?
At 10 after closing we will lock the doors and hunt you for sport. Have a nice night!
when and how did "zzz" become the onomontapeia associated with sleep when its so OBVIOUSLY supposed to be "SNORK mimimimi"
literally a quote from Marcus Aurelius
HAD to go and dig for the quote. “sex is the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus.” marcus was just being reductive, but purrp takes his analysis one step further: he correctly identifies that sex is stupid
how can civilisation be in decline when social media abounds with philosophers greater than Marcus Aurelius
please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit
wonder who the culprit is
oh my god..a bread boy
a crime of passion
“gays walk fast” not me. i am looking at, tbe sky. birds. my phone also
hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass
A priest hooks a huge fish
Helping him reel it in, a sailor says “Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!”.
“Hey, mind your language!” says the priest.
Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, “Sorry father, but that’s what this fish is called, it’s a Fucker fish”.
Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church.
“Look at this huge fucker” says the priest, spotting the bishop.
“Language, please! this is God’s house,” replies the bishop.
“No, no that’s what this fish is called, “says the priest.
“Oh,” says the bishop, scratching his chin “I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner”.
So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior.
“Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?” he asks her.
“My, what language!” she exclaims, clearly shocked.
“No, sister that’s what the fish is called - a fucker”, says the bishop.
Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, “Wonderful, I’ll cook that fucker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!”
The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it.
“Well, I caught the fucker!” says the priest.
“And I cleaned the fucker!” says the bishop.
“And I cooked the fucker!” says the mother superior.
The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a whiskey and says:“ You know what?, You cunts are alright.”
jeff, change your url
i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side
i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now
Hats made from their own fur
Uptown cats
They’re wearing furry little pointy hats
wizards
when I find myself in times of trouble
mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
“rush limbaugh will die in your lifetime”
And the words of the prophets were written on the subway walls
I could imagine seeing this in a class
My friend sent this to her Professor today
dont care didnt ask plus your pessimistic outlook on life is exhausting
"we all die" "love is pointless" "its never gonna get better" yeah ok bitch maybe!!!! i dont care tho im still gonna love with my entire heart and live every day like its my last!!!
Cool post but I have depression
so do i man. not an excuse to bring other people down.
Sleep buddies
