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@eloisewellesley
This is what I picture Napoleon's ghost doing whenever someone brings up how short he was
Them: âHow extra are you?â
Me:
(Context: Tchaikovsky fired 16 muzzleloading cannons in his 1812 Overture)
'Mummy loves you, Daddy loves you, and the combined fleet of the enemy is sailing out of Cadiz'
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Hello, do you have headcanons for Arthur Wellesley? (both romantic and platonic)
:D
Arthur Wellesley (Wellington) Headcanons
I DO! I went to his house so I should be able to..if this is half assed please humiliate me in Hyde park. Also my bias might show..
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Arthur Wellesley (Duke of Wellington)
Romantic headcanons
Heâs quite charismatic. Thereâs something about his âEnglishnessâ as in bluntness and dry humor, which makes him honest but also quite charismatic. Heâs good with his words, which makes you swoon. But heâs not a rake in that sort. Heâs got that effortless charm.
A gentle lover. Both in the physical part and emotional part, he doesnât push. He takes his time with his partner, he likes to take time with care in his touch. The emotional aspect would also be gentle, heâs an understanding partner. A good listener, and doesnât go straight to judgement.
His occupation keeps him away, but distance is not an excuse. Even with distance, heâs able to make his partner feel loved. Letters, gifts, and the words he chooses in his letters will make his partner feel loved and as if his presence is just beside them. He does care for his partner, and distance isnât much an issue for him as long as his partner understands.
He doesnât stay forever though, he can move on. Donât get me wrong, heâs not quite a Casanova in that way. He can move on, but while heâs in an affair itâs well maintained on both sides. So when the time does come for both sides to move on, it wonât be bitter because itâs good while it lasted.
He does love women. Not in a womanizer way he just has a fondness for the opposite sex, in his heart haha.
- Dilf..
Platonic Headcanons
Heâs a typical brit, even if heâs Anglo Irish. Heâs quintessentially British.
Would he go to Harrods? If I say yes it would be a controversy but the man lives in Hyde park so..sometimes heâs poshâŚ
His British humor will be the bane of his friendships. If you were to befriend him, be prepared for the dry and witty humor heâll carry along. The sarcasm will be apart of his charm too. But he doesnât do it in a mean way, in fact it does brighten the room actually. Heâs smart in cheering it up.
When he does befriend someone, he keeps them for quite some time. Once he finds someone he does connect well enough, that friendship might last for decades. He likes to keep a close knit.
The humble and kind friend actually. With his closest companions, heâs quite humble and down to earth. The way he treated his soldiers reflected this part of him.
A great person to converse with, he keeps the conversation running. Heâs quite a good person to talk to, quite honest and witty. Makes the conversation interesting. The perfect type to share a pint with in the pub, heâs the perfect lad for this lmao. Heâs into the banter and joking around, just donât really bull too much idk.
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KISS MEEE HARDYYYYyyyyyyyyyyy oof
hahahahahhahahahaha why Nelson
Fellas Iâm calling it now, deep dish is gonna cause a schism.
edit: minor update below cut
More Wellophie... More... More... GRAGHHHHHHH đĄđĄI HATE THEM SO MCUHHHH. Wellophie doodles... đĄđĄđĄ
Honestly, if my oc Sophie actually existed and was a real person, idk how the Napoleonic fandom would treat her đ đ ... All I know is that those hardcore Napoleon fans would either love her or hate her to the core... Idk man đđ but it's funny thinking about it.
Theyâre so precious đĽ°
âNot long after Vivienâs death, Gertrude and Jack received letters from Consuelo Langton-Lockton, who had cast Vivien's horoscope as early as 1938. She was anxious to âexpose herselfâ as a channel for any messages Vivienâs spirit might wish to convey from across the divideâŚ.Vivien returned to her. This proved a highly emotional session, during which Vivien continually asked how Larry wasâŚit was Olivier who was drawing her back to earth. She was begging for forgiveness and wanted Olivier to know she loved him still. The channel concluded, 'If he should 'goâ, she will be waiting. Love is stronger than death- and things get sorted out on that side. Thank God.â
THE OLIVIERS in THAT HAMILTON WOMAN â 1941
ITS RIGHT BEHIND ME SIRE!!
NOOOOO Lannes
Napoleonic War Survival Tips for the French Army
1. Donât refer to Marshal Muratâs uniform as âpeacock wearâ within earshot of him.
2. When Napoleon pulls out a map, donât ask, âAre we lost?â
3. If your cannonball doesnât quite reach the enemy lines, just blame the wind. Or Berthier.
4. Donât accidentally toast âTo King Louisâ at an officersâ dinner. Ever.
5. Avoid playing cards with Marshal Lannes â unless you enjoy losing your entire monthâs pay.
6. Foraging in enemy territory: Always ask whatâs in the stew before you eat it.
7. If youâre sent to negotiate peace, donât open with, âOur emperor said this would be easy.â
8. During winter campaigns, remember: snowballs do not replace musket balls.
9. Donât try to outdo Napoleon in recalling historical battles. Youâll lose.
10. If Napoleon is inspecting the troops, resist the urge to ask, âIs it true youâre shorter than Murat?â
11. Never, under any circumstances, suggest that Wellingtonâs redcoats âdonât look so tough.â
12. If Marshal Ney orders a charge, just assume itâs going to last until nightfall.
13. Do not ask Marshal Davout if his nickname Iron Marshal comes from his cooking.
14. If your bayonet charge fails, remember: retreat is just âadvancing in the opposite direction.â
15. If someone says âThis mission is simple,â expect nothing but complications.
16. In case of defeat, remember: itâs always the Austriansâ fault. Even if they arenât there.
17. During peace negotiations, âbombing their latrinesâ is not considered a formal strategy.
18. If you happen to capture a British officer, refrain from gloating by saying, âSee you in Paris!â
19. When bivouacked near rivers, donât bet on crossing without some form of disaster.
20. Finally, do not point the cannons at the Emperorâs tent, even as a joke. Especially not as a joke.
*poorly suppressed snickering*
21. If you see Marshals Massena or Augereau looting, no, you didn't.
22. Any and all paintings are property of Marshal Soult, no takesy-backseys.
23. One does not ask Marshal Berthier to tell one about the rabbits.
24. Try not to look Marshal Bessieres in the wandering eye, he gets touchy about it.
25. All dishes of haricots must be left out of the direct throwing range of Marshal Oudinot.
26. All mentions of "don't run with sharp objects, you could put out an eye!" must NOT be said within hearing range of Marshal Massena.
27. What happens in bivouac, stays in the bivouac.
28. Do not, under any circumstances, put your tongue on a cannon during the Russian campaign, even on a dare.
29. If Marshal Lannes says you're going the wrong fucking way, you are going, the, wrong, fucking, way.
30. And finally, if Marbot says it totally did so happen, it did not happen, and you need to corroborate his bullshit with at least three reliable sources. May the odds be ever in your favor.
31. If you see the emperor with a firearm⌠RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! Trust me, youâre going to need to run or hide.
32. If General Desaix wants to befriend you, donât question it. He is actually friendly and doesnât have an agenda.
33. Do not sign up for Desaixâs pranks though, even if you are buddies. You donât want Larrey to have to save TWO people.
34. Do not get alarmed if Oudinot gets wounded. He will live.
35. DO NOT invade the Russian Empire under ANY circumstances. You will not manage to get out before winter.
36. Respect the army surgeons. They are trying to fucking save you, dâHAUTPOUL!!!
Nelson looks happy
Happy birthday, Louis-Nicolas Davout!
On this day in 1770 (10th of May), Louis-Nicolas Davout was born. He would rise from the son of a minor noble family to become one of the most decorated men in the French Empire, earning his promotion to MarĂŠchal d'Empire in 1804. Perhaps his most famous (and genius!) victory was at the 1806 Battle of Auerstedt, where despite being heavily outnumbered (since Bernadotte was supposed to aid Davout but never showed up) and only in command of a single corps, Davout single-handedly defeated the main Prussian force.
(damn Bernadotte but anyway HBD Davout!)
Are you okay, guys?đ
i love the Wellinghound
HUGH FRASER as Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington, in BTS from Sharpe
Mon dieu
Omg I saw this on TikTok by the name @/ napohistory and I can't stop laughing at this I mean the way napoleon is desperately trying to know where on earth grouchy is because he has like 30,000 men with him while he's out there eating fucking berriesđđ
"Do not presume to teach me my duty general GĂŠrard đ" the fucking sass i can't
heh, Napoleon is funny