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dramatic lighting my beloved
Anyways hi guys I'm back from the dead tablet got knicked so I had resort to my crusty ahh finger for Ibis Paint (also art block but shhhhh)
DAAMMNNN!!!
Davout and 2 bonus doodles! The last one is my persona that I drew for my birthday at the beginning of the month
Hellooooo 😚🙌
I’m okayyyy. I’m still living and doing lots of physical training 😮💨🙌
Here’re some pics I managed to make while I was free
Not sure but I think these are people begging Napoleon not to abdicate a second time. Seems a bit unlikely but okay.
Mémorial de Sainte-Hélène. Suivi de Napoléon dans l'exil ; [Derniers moments de Napoléon]. Et de L'historique de la translation des restes mortels de l'empereur Napoléon aux Invalides. T. 1 / par le comte de Las Cases ; par MM. O'Méara et Antomarchi (Vol. 1) 1842
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A halt in the village by Édouard Detaille
Reference and a bonus video under the cut (did you know you can't upload more than 1 video in a post? Cause I didn't 🫠)
John Malkovich was good casting for Talleyrand, but I don't think Talleyrand would've had this stringy hair.
Napoleonic War Survival Tips for the French Army
1. Don’t refer to Marshal Murat’s uniform as “peacock wear” within earshot of him.
2. When Napoleon pulls out a map, don’t ask, “Are we lost?”
3. If your cannonball doesn’t quite reach the enemy lines, just blame the wind. Or Berthier.
4. Don’t accidentally toast “To King Louis” at an officers’ dinner. Ever.
5. Avoid playing cards with Marshal Lannes – unless you enjoy losing your entire month’s pay.
6. Foraging in enemy territory: Always ask what’s in the stew before you eat it.
7. If you’re sent to negotiate peace, don’t open with, “Our emperor said this would be easy.”
8. During winter campaigns, remember: snowballs do not replace musket balls.
9. Don’t try to outdo Napoleon in recalling historical battles. You’ll lose.
10. If Napoleon is inspecting the troops, resist the urge to ask, “Is it true you’re shorter than Murat?”
11. Never, under any circumstances, suggest that Wellington’s redcoats “don’t look so tough.”
12. If Marshal Ney orders a charge, just assume it’s going to last until nightfall.
13. Do not ask Marshal Davout if his nickname Iron Marshal comes from his cooking.
14. If your bayonet charge fails, remember: retreat is just “advancing in the opposite direction.”
15. If someone says “This mission is simple,” expect nothing but complications.
16. In case of defeat, remember: it’s always the Austrians’ fault. Even if they aren’t there.
17. During peace negotiations, “bombing their latrines” is not considered a formal strategy.
18. If you happen to capture a British officer, refrain from gloating by saying, “See you in Paris!”
19. When bivouacked near rivers, don’t bet on crossing without some form of disaster.
20. Finally, do not point the cannons at the Emperor’s tent, even as a joke. Especially not as a joke.
*poorly suppressed snickering*
21. If you see Marshals Massena or Augereau looting, no, you didn't.
22. Any and all paintings are property of Marshal Soult, no takesy-backseys.
23. One does not ask Marshal Berthier to tell one about the rabbits.
24. Try not to look Marshal Bessieres in the wandering eye, he gets touchy about it.
25. All dishes of haricots must be left out of the direct throwing range of Marshal Oudinot.
26. All mentions of "don't run with sharp objects, you could put out an eye!" must NOT be said within hearing range of Marshal Massena.
27. What happens in bivouac, stays in the bivouac.
28. Do not, under any circumstances, put your tongue on a cannon during the Russian campaign, even on a dare.
29. If Marshal Lannes says you're going the wrong fucking way, you are going, the, wrong, fucking, way.
30. And finally, if Marbot says it totally did so happen, it did not happen, and you need to corroborate his bullshit with at least three reliable sources. May the odds be ever in your favor.
31. If you see the emperor with a firearm… RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! Trust me, you’re going to need to run or hide.
32. If General Desaix wants to befriend you, don’t question it. He is actually friendly and doesn’t have an agenda.
33. Do not sign up for Desaix’s pranks though, even if you are buddies. You don’t want Larrey to have to save TWO people.
34. Do not get alarmed if Oudinot gets wounded. He will live.
35. DO NOT invade the Russian Empire under ANY circumstances. You will not manage to get out before winter.
36. Respect the army surgeons. They are trying to fucking save you, d’HAUTPOUL!!!
Big fat napoleonic art dump
Dear friends, today is my birthday, and I would be glad to see your reblogs of my arts and some kind words for me ❤️🔥
Paris trip highlights!
Hey guys I’m back from Paris and I’d like to show y’all some of the Napoleonic stuff I found!
seeing these portraits irl felt so unreal
rip goat
ARFgh I can’t include all the marshal/general statues so I might make a post for the bonus stuff on my sideblog
new art coming idk when heheheiieijhe
" Tout à vous, mon cher Lannes" - NB
Have a huge illustrationI worked on during a few weeks, as I've been very, very busy with my work recently :) I'm trying new things recently, so in the end it's more of a practice drawing rather than a fully worked illustration. I still had fun making it though !
I have few requests, some dating since August, that I'm going to finally make this month. Sorry for keeping some of you waiting ! I'll also try to post more often, as I'm finally feeling less tired than I used to feel recently :c
I hope you'll like it !
I want to see them in a nasty mood………
The french citizens said "SERVE THE COUNTRY!" but davout heard "SERVE CVNT!"
Hey…
It’s been 4 months since I’ve uploaded anything and a lot has happened since. I’ve officially graduated with a bachelor’s degree and I’ve left my home, my family, friends and everything. I’m now temporarily living in a new country with my father. It’s not a safe country (I won’t name any names). I’m doing A LOT of physical training, but I’m not eating enough and my health hasn’t been great because of this. I don’t know how to explain what I’m feeling right now. It’s a sort of loss or emptiness, recent graduates might understand this. Young people in my home country with a degree in anything that isn’t STEM are struggling to find jobs. I’m in that situation too. I may soon enter into a field of work that desperate young men (or women) usually go for iykyk
Besides all that, I’m okay and hopefully I can get back to my passion and hobbies 😚💓✨
I’ve seen so many new artists in the community and I’m so happy. I miss all my mutuals. I hope y’all have been great! 👏💕
Yeah…
Fortunately this hasn’t happened to me…yet.
Don’t mind my sona guys I’m not a burn victim!