theameribros:
Yeah- yeah I am. And I will tell you that reason after this small commercial break- [He stares directly into the camera.]
... [She kinda just stares at him for a minute]
Are you good?

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@elsolardiente
theameribros:
Yeah- yeah I am. And I will tell you that reason after this small commercial break- [He stares directly into the camera.]
... [She kinda just stares at him for a minute]
Are you good?
theameribros started following you
Please tell me you’re here for a good reason.
teableeds:
“If Alfred came here looking for it…” She paused, imagining a possible scenario, then dismissing it. “He probably wouldn’t do anything. You’re his state.”
“I could probably kick his butt anyway.” At least that’s what she believes, only time could tell for that. “So you guys are like, cool now?”
teableeds replied to your post “I need the jacket back.”
“More like Alfred agreed to stop being unkind to me. Which isn’t exactly an apology, but it’s probably as close as I’m going to get.”
Well that’s not what she was expecting to hear, but good for him. “Better than the alternative, I’m surprised he never came here. But I don’t know how far he looked.”
✉️ for Marietta too bc ily and your writing xoxo
Send “✉️” to read a handwritten letter Alvin has sent to yours.
@elsolardiente
March 3, 1845
Marietta,
Congrats on becoming a state! I’m looking forward to working with you. When I saw you earlier today, I had a feeling that you looked familiar, but I couldn’t put my finger on why. I thought about it the whole way home, and then I figured it out.
I’ve seen you before!
I vaguely remember a little girl in the woods when I was really small, and I don’t mean Amy. You may not remember me though. It’s been so long, and your previous name escapes me (we only met once anyway, so that makes sense), but it’s nice to see that you’re still around! And I finally get to actually talk to you more than once.
Talk to you soon!
Warm regards,
Alvin Jones
I need the jacket back.
Oh good you’ve come to your senses. [She’d throw it if she could, but she hands it over carefully]
singingfreedom:
Your pretty smile, your sunshine, your…humidity. [yeesh, is it hot here or what?]
Uh-huh. [the humidity is a given it’s Very Hot and it’s not even summer yet] Hope you got your sunscreen with you at least.
Florida Mall, Orlando, Florida. Built in 1986. Scan 1
singingfreedom started following you
What brings Mr. Jones all the way down here today?
semperinfernales:
“I know. And don’t patronize me, sweetie. I just know that I am a gift to humanity before and after I died, so I’m not concerned with your pesky sarcasm.”
“I’m sorry, did you just say that you’re dead?” Is this a prank. “You might think you’re pretty funny but nobody is laughing.”
flosiovis:
Oh, perfect! [His shoulders round up as if to deny her offer, because that would be the polite thing to do, but his mouth has other plans:] Maybe a sandwich or something? [And now they are scrunching further up like an apologetic toddler’s] I didn’t eat in the airport, you know the cojones they have when it comes to prices. [real talk she could slap avocado onto bread and he would be satisfied]
[She grabs two mugs from her cabinet, pouring the freshly made coffee into each of them] Any cream or sugar? [Ah so that’s why he wants food] Oh I see, you came here just for food then? [this poor man jesus] Here, I’ll cook up some actual food instead of just a sandwich. I don’t blame you though, damn tourism has prices seriously jacked up there.
Before Disney World became the main tourist attraction in Florida, there was Weeki Wachee Springs. The park was most known for its live mermaid shows. During these shows, “half-fish, half-human” performers would act out intricate underwater dances in an underwater theatre that was 20-feet below the spring’s surface. It took extensive training to become one of these mermaids and was a well sought after job, with hopefuls travelling from all over the country and even over the world.
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
teableeds:
Don’t be silly. [she smiles back, glad to have the weight of immediacy off her shoulders] He’ll get it back at least by 2100.
Another eighty years? [she tucks the jacket carefully under her arms] I’ll hold onto this, but don’t take too long getting it back to him.
teableeds:
[Forgiveness? In my good Christian clusterfuck of states? Ridiculous] I’ll return it eventually, cross my heart. Just hold onto it for a while until I can figure out a good way to go about doin’ it.
[It’s a hard work in progress man] Alright, so you’ll be returning in in what, a hundred years? [She grins, teasing the other]
teableeds:
I don’t know. I panicked, I guess. [she sticks her hands into her back pockets, trying to make her palms forget the sensation of leather] Mistakes were made. Many mistakes were made. And I guess if I thought I could make him mad at me, then he wouldn’t mock me. I know that don’t make much sense.
[she watches her closely, looking between the jacket and her] Perhaps it’s best if you return the jacket then. You guys can’t hate each other forever, and this will only make things worse. I’ll keep the jacket if you wish, but, eventually grudges have to be let down. [she’s not the best advocate for that, but she’s trying]