Aniya

[dramatic-bitch-and-fandoms]

Intro post

hi i'm Aniya

bisexual (probably)

she/her

IM A MINOR, I shouldn't have to say this but pedos, nazis, homophobes, trump supporters, porn blogs i'm a minor fuck off

Current obsessions

Films/series: Good Omens, Doctor who, Sherlock, Torchwood, TADC, Harry Potter (but i don't agree with JKR obvs), Brooklen 99, ATLA.

Books: Harry Potter, ACOTAR, all the riordanverse, Assistant to the Villain (sooo underrated), Girl Goddess Queen, blood of a fae, on wings of blood,

other stuff

i like reading by the fire, doom scrolling Pintrest and playing my violin and oboe

i dislike homework, scales,misogynists and being interupted when reading

links for stalking

[puppybotz]

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough

[finrays]

Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

[retroactivebakeries]

#op its your job to kill that whale

[gaygalaxys]

[zammmmms]

Damian: *giving Jon the silent treatment*

Jon: *hands Damian a fennec fox he had liberated from a neglectful owner that got it just cuz it looked cute*

Damian: *sniffs* I forgive you

Bruce: Jon I'm BEGGING you. PLEASE find a new way to get Damian to forgive you. He finds enough animals on his own!

[ameba-from-space]

I just found out that the Spanish batfam community calls damian "bolita de ódio" which translates to tiny ball of hatred and I think that's beautiful

[ameba-from-space]

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT JASON'S NICKNAME IS "EL PALANCAS" WHICH BASICALLY MEANS THE CROWBAR AND I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

[red-plutoo]

Forcing the bats to deal with a heatwave because I can’t handle this shit

Bruce does not handle heat well. This man dresses head to toe in black, he may break out the summer grey if he so feels inclined, but he BOILS in the heat, god forbid he goes in the sun he will shrivel up like a vampire

Dick loves the heat, to him it’s an excuse to get ice cream and go swimming, unfortunately he’s stuck working and is SUFFERING, all the fancy flips are making it impossible to stay at a survivable temperature, he’s the first to pass out from heat stroke

Babs has the pleasure of her job being mobile so she’s by the side of Bruce’s pool telling everyone what to do as she relaxes, everyone is jealous

Cass is fine with heat, but she keeps getting sunburned so she’s abusing her ability to stick to the shadows extra hard and nobody can find her (she’s off getting sorbet for her and Steph)

Jason keeps thinking about Ethiopia in the heat so he just hops on his bike and leaves to some place cooler until it’s over, he sends the family groups chat pictures of snowmen to mock them

Tim is a born and bred gothamite, he hasn’t seen the sun in years and he doesn’t plan to, he’s in the cave with 8 fans pointed at him and no plans to leave until the sun disappears again

Steph is ok with the heat, however, all Gotham buildings are made to keep heat in and do fuck all to keep it out so even stepping inside is awful, she’s abusing her car ac and carrying around about 12 ice packs and a cooler

Duke loves the sun, let him photosynthesis for a bit, but not even him is fully enjoying the heat, his costume is too hot to be throwing himself around in broad daylight no matter how nice it is

Damian “grew up in the desert” Wayne is fine. He has his sunglasses and is painting while everyone else complains, he spends a lot of time worrying about his pets though, he bought all of them personal fans and has been feeding them ice cubes

Maps is mostly complaining her school doesn’t have air conditioning, she thinks it’s stupid a building people are mandated to be in is without ac, let along open, bruce’ll fix it when he stops melting though

Alfred is British. He’s suffering just as much as I am. Pray for me this sucks

[papayafromtv]

scenarios Alfred Pennyworth has to be a witness to as a resident of Wayne Manor that the batkids have absolutely no shame in front of whatsoever part 19 (masterpost here)

Alfred, folding laundry by himself: *humming softly*

Jason, walking by with his phone pressed to his ear: yeah- its gotta be hardcore though man, don't you pussy out on me. i wanna be fully knocked out, chloroformed and incapable of saving myself. this has to seem unplanned and violent to the max so i don't get yelled at.

Alfred: *slowly looks over at him*

Jason:, still on the phone: uh-huh- yeah, yea- i don't care if it's poison, as long as it doesn't kill me permanently then it's fine.

*notices Alfred and covers phone with his hand*

Jason, whispering: hey, psst! Alfie, do we have any more of those blueberry muffins you made?

Alfred, baffled, slightly concerned: ...i...believe there may be a few in the kitchen? if your brothers haven't polished them off in the night, that is.

Jason: perfect, thank you. *into the phone* yo, Eddie, you want me to bring you a muffin when we do this?

Alfred: *weighing the pros and cons of asking*

Alfred: ... *heavy sigh*

Alfred: who are you talking to?

Jason, glancing over again: hm? oh- just the Riddler.

Alfred:

Jason, unbothered: yeah B is trying to force me to attend some stupid benefit tonight and won't let me duck out, so i'm gonna get Riddler to show up and kidnap me before we go in.

Alfred, already resigned: didn't your father explicitly tell you all that faking kidnappings to get out of social events would go sorely punished from now on?

Jason, smugly holding up a finger: ah! you see, he said that about when we kidnap each other. nobody's had the balls to get a real rogue to do it, so he won't suspect i'm faking it. *into the phone, pointedly* not if Riddler mans-up and stops trying to treat me like i'm still Robin, anyway.

Alfred: ...and you think this is a safe idea? to hand yourself over to a criminal in such a manner?

Jason: meh. Nygma's always had a soft spot for us Robins, i'll be fine.

Alfred: and what makes you think i won't alert your father to these irresponsible plans?

Jason: *laughs loudly* yeah- yeah right, because you're a snitch, are you? c'mon Alfie, we know you better than that.

Jason: *continues to laugh as he leaves the room*

Alfred:

Alfred:

Alfred: i have been around these people for far too long.

[hood-ex]

[javieyau]

-> interesting premise

-> danny phantom

-> fuck

[starwarslovinglilguy]

I'm not even that big of a DC fan but there's absolutely no way that any of the young justice or Batfam kids are straight, same with the flashes, what are they running from? The allegations? The urge to kiss a man, I mean look at Barry, Wally, or Bart. Look at them and then look at me tell me "yeah they're straight" please.

[laciffo-natas]

I hate when I

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[oero-fo-gnik]

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Do you get déjà vu guys?

[laciffo-natas]

This is practically the only thing I can post that doesn't get me bullied anymore 😭

[papayafromtv]

conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 80 (masterpost here)

*feet scuffing, metal thump* *slight whimper*

Bruce, lowly: where are the shipments coming from?

Faint male voice, trembling: i don’t- i don’t know, i just follow orders, i don’t know the details i swear!

Bruce: then when’s the next drop-off scheduled? how do i find them?

Faint male voice: i- please, i have the address it’s in my phone! let me just- please, let me just unlock it, you can have everything!

Bruce: slowly. one wrong move and you won’t have any working hands left to operate any phone.

Faint male voice: *whimper* alright, alright, just let me-

*connecting ping*

Jason: B.

*a beat*

Bruce: *sigh* yes?

*faint, slightly confused whimper*

Bruce: no- don’t you stop. get me that information, i’m speaking to a colleague. —Red Hood, do you need back up?

Jason, casual: nah.

Bruce: …are you hurt?

Jason: nah.

Bruce: then what do you need? i’m in the middle of an interrogation.

Jason: ‘m hungry.

*a beat*

Bruce: *sigh* Hood.

Jason, whining: i want moneyyyyy,

Bruce: i believe i have some fruit in the batmobile. it’s parked near the docks, if you’re nearby.

Jason: s’ that where you are?

Bruce, wary: yes?

Jason, casual: you got your wallet on you?

Bruce, flat: Hood. i am busy.

Jason: i thought you loved me.

Bruce: of course i love you,

*a beat*

Bruce, threateningly: what are you looking at?

*faint squeak of fear*

Jason: i want twenty dollars.

Bruce, dryly: Hood, i do not have twenty dollars on me.

Jason: …ok, well you said you were in an interrogation, right? does the guy you’re threatening have twenty dollars…?

Bruce: i am not robbing this man, Red Hood.

Faint male voice: you can have anything you want!

Jason: tell him you want twenty dollars so you can take your son out for a mid-patrol dinner.

Bruce, hissing: i am not telling him my son wants twenty dollars for a patrol snack.

Faint male voice, trembling: *scuffling, scrunching* h-here, here’s my whole wallet! take your kid to dinner, on me!

Bruce: what- no! take this back, i don’t need your money to feed my children!

Jason: so why wont you?! i’m HUNGRY.

Bruce: HOOD I AM WORKING.

Jason: HUNGRYYYYYYY. HOW OFTEN DO I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU, B? HOW OFTEN? I AM REQUESTING DINNER WITH YOU. INDULGE IN THE LIFE OF A PARENT AND BUY ME BATBURGER.

Bruce, teeth gritted: why do you always do this when i’m in the middle of important cases?

Jason, instantly calm: -i dunno, things just work out i guess.

*long, tense silence*

Faint male voice, hesitating: u-uh, well- well here’s the address you wanted..?

Bruce: *sigh* thank you. now take back your wallet and get out of here before i change my mind and hand you over to the police.

Faint male voice: thank you-!

Jason: so do i get food or not?

*a beat*

Bruce, resigned: we can take a quick break to go to batburger, but we’re using the drive-through.

Jason: *instant cheer*

Bruce, begrudgingly fond: i’ll meet you at the batmobile.

Jason: nice, let me text Dick,

Bruce: wait, what-

*connecting ping*

Dick: -we get batburger!?

Jason: i told you he’d be more likely to say yes if i asked.

Bruce, slightly indignant: oh so now it’s both of you? your brothers go off for one weekend and suddenly you come crawling out of the woodwork to mooch off my funds?

Dick, proudly: yes!

Jason, matter-of-factly: it’s very important to continue to keep the bonds strong with your elder adult wards, as their new-found maturity and ability to drink alcohol with you allows the opportunity for a new and exciting familial relationship.

Dick: you fucking nerd.

Jason: -shut up.

Bruce, holding back a chuckle: both of you be quiet. just meet me at the batmobile before i change my mind.

[robs-your-robins]

8 yo Dick: I don't want to go school today. Bruce: Buddy, we talked about this. Sometimes we have to- Dick: I don't want to! You're always so mean! Bruce: Dick, come on, buddy, let's- Dick, turning and running up the stairs: I hate you. And I'm not going! Bruce: Dick Alfred: Master Bruce! Bruce: I just- Alfred, he started it.

[papayafromtv]

unrealistic to me that at no point during Jason's time in the League of Assassins was there a period of Ra's desperately trying to figure out what the fuck brought Jason back to life inside that coffin and that at no point was there a conversation that was like,

Jason, on a medical table for the twelfth experiment that day: how do we even know it was me, though?

Ra's: what do you mean?

Jason, shrugging: like- maybe i was just in a magic coffin. maybe it had nothing to do with me, maybe it was my environment. have you ever read the book 'pet cemetery'?

Ra's:

Ra's: *squints deeply*

Ra's: no. if it was the graveyard then you wouldn't be the only person that came back to life. you're being ridiculous.

Jason: i dunno. maybe it was just that one specific patch of grass.

Ra's:

Ra's: hm.

Bruce finds out Jason came back to life way earlier than planned because halfway through patrol he gets an alert of a disturbance at Gotham Cemetery and when he and Tim get there it's to see Jason and Ra's in the dark with headlamps on next to Jason's now dug-up grave, dirt everywhere as Jason holds a shovel and Ra's holds the corpse of a dead chicken over the hole, ready to lower it, surrounded by league assassins either standing guard or holding notebooks and pens for if something actually happens and Ra's wants to take notes.

Damian is in the car with the window cracked wrapped in Jason's jacket and tiredly playing temple run on Jason's phone while he waits for them to be done so they can go home. when he sees Bruce arrive he sighs loudly and does up the window. Batman and Robin land in the graveyard and everybody freezes like the scene in ratatouille when the humans catch the rats in the kitchen, and it takes Jason two solid weeks to convince Bruce that no, they were not trying to replace his corpse with a chicken, they were doing science-

[papayafromtv]

conversations overheard through the batkid com lines pt 78 (masterpost here)

*gunshot*

Jason: yeeeeee~ boi! dude, these guys suck.

Bruce: Hood, *grunt, harsh impact* just focus, please.

Jason: wa-wah wah, you’re always so against mid-fight chatter. we’re winning, aren’t we? anyway, what were we talking about?

Tim: *yelp* sHIT- man i hate when the bad guys get creative with weapons. fuck you for bringing hairspray and a lighter, you asshole.

Damian: i believe we were talking about whether Robin was ‘worth it’.

Jason: oh yeah. what’s your verdict?

Damian: well for me? yes. if i wasn’t Robin, then i wouldn’t have been present and capable of supplying this man with a lighter so he could throw fire at Red Robin.

Tim: ROBIN-

Bruce, sternly: Robin.

Jason, over more gunshots: *laughing* ok what about you, Replacement? was Robin what you wanted it to be?

*crashing, groans of pain*

Tim, panting: eh-? oh, no, not even close. i thought i’d get to rescue so many more bullies than i did.

Damian: …what?

Jason: yeah, elaborate.

Bruce: i need somebody on my six, Robin get over here. Hood, can you and Red Robin get to the hostages?

Jason: yeah yeah- sh, hold on. whaddaya mean save more bullies?

Tim: well… *gunshot* jesus- *punching sound* you know, it’s like that common trope in teen superhero movies? the bullied kid gets powers, becomes a hero, and then in-mask rescues their high school bully from a villain to show that they are stronger both physically and morally. i wanted that moment, but i never fucking got it, and it really pissed me off.

Damian, slightly strained: you are a very strange boy, you know that?

Tim: shut up, you literally grew up in a cult.

Jason, amused: *snickering* are you- so are you saying you got bullied in high school?

Tim, bland: yeah. lotta people thought i was a peeping tom because of the camera hyperfixation, so ‘peeping Tim’ was a common nickname back then.

Jason: *cackle*

Damian, absently: ‘thought you were a peeping tom?

Jason: *cackling harder*

Tim: *outraged* NO?!?

Bruce, hissing: no names in the mask—we are in the middle of a mission!

Jason, still laughing: calm down, me and peeping Tim over here are alone, we haven’t made it to the hostages yet.

Tim: SHUT UP. I WAS NEVER A PEEPING TOM, OH MY GOD, I JUST LIKED TAKING PHOTOS OF VIGILANTES DOING COOL FLIPS IN THE AIR-!

Damian: i have seen photos of Hood shirtless during his Robin days.

Tim: *sputtering*

Jason: *laughing even harder*

Tim: how is it my fault that this idiot got his top splashed with acid mid-photo?!!?!

Jason: i take it- i take it back, i’m no longer surprised you got bullied, this is awesome.

Tim, whining: shut up!

Damian: honestly Red, a single nickname does not seem that bad. i have witnessed much worse. i have done much worse.

Tim: oh no, i got beaten up a bunch too.

Jason: tracks.

Bruce: Robin, what do you mean you’ve done much worse?

Damian, completely serious: it’s Gotham public school, Father. it’s kill or be killed.

*a beat*

Bruce: …you don’t go to public school.

Damian: …i don’t? it’s a school built in a public area, isn’t it?

*another beat*

Bruce: ok, you don’t know what a public school is.

Jason: Red i hope you know i’m literally never letting the peeping Tim thing go, like ever.

Tim: honestly? not the worst name i got called. i skipped a couple grades and made the mistake of carrying a briefcase once.

Jason: …so?

Tim: i got called Young Sheldon so much that the school counseller thought i’d transitioned and Tim was my deadname.

*another beat*

Jason: *abrupt breathless cackles* OH MY- OH MY GOD THAT’S SO GOOD- *choking wheeze*

Tim, dry: yeah thought you might like that.

Jason, still losing it: WHERE’S MY- FUCK I NEED TO TEXT DICK- *more wheezing*

Tim: i hate having older brothers.

Damian: you did literally give him this yourself,

Tim, whining: -i know! i forget how much of an asshole they both can be.

Damian: so you never got to save any bully from a rogue?

Tim, forlorn: no. one of my old bullies ended up working for Scarecrow, though?

Damian: *interested hum*

Tim: yeah, but apparently he got drunk and sucked on a pipe of fear gas thinkin’ it was helium. had a panic attack and broke his legs jumping into Gotham harbour.

Bruce: i would like to circle back to Robin claiming to be a bully.

Damian: i only beat up those who deserve it!

Bruce: son, you shouldn’t be beating up anybody. you don’t have the right to decide who deserves to be physically assaulted, you should know this.

*a long stretch of silence*

Damian, blandly: uh-huh. your knuckles are bruised. *pointedly* did i do a good job watching your six?

Jason: *quietly snickering again*

Bruce: …that’s… dif-

Damian: no you took too long. you lose.

Tim: he’s right, that is how that works.

Bruce: … *sigh*

Jason: yo, shelly, i found the hostages,

Tim: Jason i swear to god-

[nightr0bin]

night patrol went fine.

also, zoom up to convo with tim.

[rotting-in-red]

Rb game

Explain your favourite piece of media in the SHORTEST way possible

Eg: danganrompa

Highschool Killing game which homosexuals and (mostly) horrible representation

Tags

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Sentient cookies witnessing horrors

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[ebitheaxolotl]

anti-cop rhythm game

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[d1n0s4urzz]

thx for tag!

elf man kills many creatures and machines because his friend cannot keep herself out of trouble

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[joels-one-and-only-angel]

Nuclear bombs and Nuka colas.

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[12storyhouseowner]

when you do too well at work so your boss lowkey says you have to die

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[strangerthingshappen]

depressed kiddo and his gang do drugs and have sex

@who-me-never14 @ezziethelezzie @abbiestacobellcrunchwrapsupreme @acid-miwi +open

[who-me-never14]

guy gets as many hr violations as he possibly can

@sammiiiithedummest @the-birat612 @howveryjellyfish &open tags :D

[sammiiiithedummest]

The pettiest generational beef known to man

And if we're gonna be specific:

Brokeback mountain for straight men

@heyimcelery @the-birat612 @carrotcake-systems @frogsdobegay + anyone else !!

[heyimcelery]

Underpaid night guard takes worlds most dangerous babysitting job

Tags @bylerbean @mj-rulesdaw0rld @chocolateandfictionaddiction @bylerbiscuit @pendragonstarz @the-ice-queen-623 @theblueshark @puppydogmike @queenofthearchipelago @funkopop547 @sourcarmellia and of course feel free to join or ignore anyways

[pendragonstarz]

closeted prefect and depressed traumatized boy that's investigating a death meet in an all boys school and fight the authorities with the power of gay

Tagging @awfulbells @ab0utellie @buckleybeat @sunchildsatoru @0ceansoftime @halflitpages @crunchie-morris + open tags!!

[halflitpages]

group of teenagers try to break their family’s “impeccable” long-standing public image by committing arson *gone wrong*

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[dessasink]

lesbian cannibals eat each other in more ways than one

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[janiecakes13]

girl accidentally starts rebellion after she volunteering for her sister and wearing a pin

@notada32 @egodescrisp @esarity11 @ziggyzoomer @n0turp3ach @cybrbat @shartweasel

[shartweasel]

girl discovers the truth after being born without a mother, 1000 years after the world ended

@sublimin4lvrses @nabil-babbles @icebluemoonlark2 @kweerdragon @candyroxxstarrs @thewormfromlabyrinth

[candyroxxstarrs]

teen swallows something he shouldn’t and now has to deal with the consequences of his teacher’s ex situationship and his alter ego 🙂‍↕️

npt @tumbleintomyheart @jooploops @thequeerlerfamily @elliotsaqueenfan @souperache

[souperache]

local man wants to fit into a clique soooo bad he ends up becoming an accomplice to murder

tagging: @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @dramatic1nlyf @arikakari @eleventhirtythoughts @sparklesporkle @ravenwordsx @theverycoolfish

[ravenwordsx]

traumatized gay people play a made up sport

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[mik0is0bored]

tyyy for tagging me <3 I got two

1.) boy eats finger and watches people he cares about suffer/die

2.) girl with bow fights against oppressive government

@mochiakun @flowernoor @kovu-kraze @foundheaven013 @doesithurt-sage @electrically-induced-coma09 + anyone else

[foundheaven013]

a teenager and his friends break into a high security government facility and try to rekidnap the guy who invented meth

(six of crows)

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[imnotafraidtodisappear]

group of people who should be dead keep getting attacked by the same guy but with different personalities every season and the main character has an unhealthy obsession with vehicles

(agents of shield)

@waytoomarvelobsessed @sarkastic1515 @sufferingfromsimp @qu4k33 (guys did i do a good job at aos i was struggling) @i-love-my-gays @queer-enby-cat01123 @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer

[waytoomarvelobsessed]

something tragic and just chaotic and unrealistic happens every episode and somehow the main character has cheated death for the whole 22 seasons despite being in explosions, drowning, plane crash etc and only about 3 of the main cast remain - the rest have left or been killed off

@equippedtolove @geraniumnecromancer @i-love-my-gays @qu4k33 @redwinesupanover @sarkastic1515 @wisegirl42 @wallyblack1925-offical @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer - sorry if you’re already tagged, i never remember peoples users and just honestly tag whoever i recognise 😭

[your-fav-idiot-lesbian]

traumatized workaholic family solves crimes together (criminal minds)

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[lavendertortoise12]

a bunch of traumatised teenagers put earth to sleep with the help of their absent parents (heroes of olympus - blood of olympus)

@escaramelo @mayawithany @andr0gynousfan @tired-shipper @toomuchtodooml @flew-like-a-moth-to-you-sunlight + open tags <3

[toomuchtodooml]

i CANNOT choose bw these two so both it is 😌😌

Kids with adhd and dyslexia fight monsters and gods while trying not to fail at school (I think this is pretty obviously percy jackson heheh)

Child soldiers in a space war sit inside metallic mech-cats and resist against an oppressive empire (voltron legendary defender)

Tags - > @wh0re-for-w0lfstar @surfingcavia @ghostonagravestone @messercrashem @midnightmoonstarss @delkirou @epitaphisaniceword @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @mathematicalfifthdimension @crypticgoose3 @allmywordsandworlds @anxietybutmakeitaesthetic @asterixrex @instant-yuri-machine @dramatic-bitch-and-fandoms @reguluswritesashedrowns @schmuckthesilliesthmuckthe + open tags!

[dramatic-bitch-and-fandoms]

umm

genderfluid guy travels in a box and helps people run away from their problems and generally fucks stuff up (dr who)

God fucks up and tries to fix it (trials of apollo)

@valdezsimp02 @roguerebelassassin @like-dandelions-in-the-wind @sparkle-robin-4 @itzz-evie @thedamsolangelofan @pop-culture-and-suicide +open tags

[onlypayforwhatyouneed]

dick is short (heh)

Jason: offhandedly I'm pretty sure I officially reached my maximum height Dick: What Dick: You mean you kept growing after you came back? Jason: Well, yes Dick: So how tall are you? Jason: 6 feet 3 inches Dick: oh. Jason: Hehe dickie you can't call me little wing you shortie Dick: oh. Jason? Jason: ya? Dick: You should've stayed dead Jason: fuckin excuse me? ------- Tim: Ugh, is it just me or has that door gotten shorter? Dick: snidely No Tim it hasn't Tim: oblivious Guess I've grown some more Dick: rolling his eyes Really is that so? Tim: Hey, I think I'm taller than you now. Ha never saw that coming Dick: You should've never became Robin Tim: bitch what ------- Damian: Richard I demand you to take me shopping as I have outgrown my clothes Dick: reading a file Just wear some of mine Dick: I cannot as they don't adequately fit me Dick: why not- Dick: looks up oh Damian: smug You don't need to feel ashamed Richard, its merely genetics and I- Dick: You should've stayed with the league Damian: what the fuck

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Tim: hey Dick, are those lifts? Dick: SHUT UP AND DIE KILL YOURSELF I HATE YOU Tim: calm down holy shit- Jason: he's just salty he's the shortest. Here watch Jason: HEY DICK, DRINK SOME MILK Dick: HEY JASON, HERE'S A CROWBAR Jason: Isn't he just the sweetest?