[eltacomadre]

You don’t have to know to understand. Your guardian became mine and it still breaks my heart that you’re gone 7 years later

[eltacomadre]

[eltacomadre]

I miss my kitty :/

[haydengise]

[eltacomadre]

yess!!!! just yes <3

[megumiarchive-deactivated202007]

let me get this straight. *grabs the nearest heterosexual* now where were we

[wild-lion]

are you a traffic sign because stop

[thoughts-memories]

[eltacomadre]

me and bae <3

[deeplifequotes]

Be proud of yourself for how hard you’re trying.

(via deeplifequotes)

[seaofdreams-moved]

tbh if i was given the chance i’d trade my uterus for a bag of Doritos and a cool looking rock

[eltacomadre]

Any food would do really

[comparativelysuperlative]

I never leave the house without my collection of magic items: KEYS—allow walking through walls at predefined locations.

GLASSES— remove one disability.

WALLET—can be converted into practically anything, up to a finite total monetary value.

PANTS—vastly decrease risk of getting arrested.

[hybridzizi]

SHOES–allow walking over surfaces which are too hot or rough.

[somethingsomethinginsertthought]

BOOK-allows temporary travel to alternate reality

[hybridzizi]

PURSE–increases the number of items that can be carried at once.

[pistachi0n-deactivated20170826]

COAT-allow survival at below freezing temperatures.

[littleblueartist]

COFFEE- gives temporary stamina and perception increase

[mrs-flood]

HEADPHONES- decreases possibility of unwanted interactions.

[ambulatoryhoodie]

PHONE- allows fast travel and communication with out of range party members.

[mythsweaver]

BUS PASS- unlocks new location

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

FISTS- to beat up your nerdy asses

[lotrlocked]

Guys trends that women HATE

-being an asshole -toxic masculinity -unwarranted dick pics -catcalling -bothering us while we are working -predatory/threatening behavior -obsession over ‘natural’ beauty -body hair comments -always being defensive when we talk about feminism -lack of acceptance for LGBTQ+ women -period jokes

But please, continue to tell us why you hate high waisted shorts

[eltacomadre]

100% truth

[dama-puma-vs-jaguar-lady]

The background here: my girlfriend had a 1944 dollhouse that she grew up with, and acquired bits of ‘furniture’ to make the experience more real. We were just down at her mom’s place for the holidays and, feeling nostalgic, she set up the bedroom. Her cat, Sunny, being the quirky thing that she is, finds new things interesting and manifests this curiosity by lying on them. These pics capture that moment: a small doll house bedroom with a gigantic Maine Coon, head resting on the pillow and everything. The first pic caught her getting comfortable, with her tongue just sticking out of her mouth.

(source)

[unwomanlythoughts]

This is the kind of thing I should focus on reblogging.

[eltacomadre]

I need this cat in my life

[internetcultleader]

*goes to sleep around 1:30am instead of 3:30am* i am the epitome of health and wellness look at me managing my sleep schedule and going to bed EARLY like a functional member of society!

[princeturtogo]

[zhaid-deactivated20140517]

[fjiofjifo-deactivated20130712]

i like this one

[fauxyshazam-deactivated20150914]

For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged

[swayzepatrick-deactivated201709]

fucking bless whoever made this

[eltacomadre]

This is totally my struggle

[confessionsoitnb]

“the more attention they put on poussey and her backstory, the more she beats out alex and nicky as my favorite character.”

[confessionsoitnb]

“No matter how mental Morello is/was, I will never be able to not love her.”