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It appears we have acquired a few new members to our little group! As Grand Texter Elthina I welcome you all and offer you my number should you need a late night prayer, confession, or whatever else you darling children need. Yes, even...
Yes even those ones. And we have some of those delightful Tantervale lemon cookies.
Mass Send
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It appears we have acquired a few new members to our little group! As Grand Texter Elthina I welcome you all and offer you my number should you need a late night prayer, confession, or whatever else you darling children need. Yes, even cookies.
Thank you for the welcome. I’ll send one of the guardsmen by to acquire cookies.
Wonderful Serah Vallen. I do hope the guardsmen made it back safely with the cookies.
Are there any cookies in…..fun shapes?
No but I'm sure somehow you'll manage.
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It appears we have acquired a few new members to our little group! As Grand Texter Elthina I welcome you all and offer you my number should you need a late night prayer, confession, or whatever else you darling children need. Yes, even cookies.
Thank you for the welcome. I’ll send one of the guardsmen by to acquire cookies.
Wonderful Serah Vallen. I do hope the guardsmen made it back safely with the cookies.
MASS SEND: SHIT I'M LOST
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GONG TO RIDE-THRO TAVRN WILE DRNK QAS NOT A GOOD IDA. FFFF.
SOMONE COME PIK ME UP?
(sent from my iTaint)
Would you like me to send a templar to pick you up?
To: Elthina
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It appears we have acquired a few new members to our little group! As Grand Texter Elthina I welcome you all and offer you my number should you need a late night prayer, confession, or whatever else you darling children need. Yes, even cookies.
EVEN ME? 8D
(sent from my hatePhone)
... I guess I can't turn away someone who seeks His wisdom. Just let me get a fire extinguisher first.
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It appears we have acquired a few new members to our little group! As Grand Texter Elthina I welcome you all and offer you my number should you need a late night prayer, confession, or whatever else you...
This late at night? After playing Bannville?
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It appears we have acquired a few new members to our little group! As Grand Texter Elthina I welcome you all and offer you my number should you need a late night prayer, confession, or whatever else you darling children need. Yes, even...
You should! It'll be fun I promise.
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It appears we have acquired a few new members to our little group! As Grand Texter Elthina I welcome you all and offer you my number should you need a late night prayer, confession, or whatever else you darling children need. Yes, even cookies.
SODDING… GRAND CLERIC, HUH? DO I NEED TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT? I’M GOING THROUGH A TROUBLED TIME.
(sent from my iTaint)
You can make an appointment with one of the templars or Sisters or you can personally stop by and visit.
Mass Send
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It appears we have acquired a few new members to our little group! As Grand Texter Elthina I welcome you all and offer you my number should you need a late night prayer, confession, or whatever else you darling children need. Yes, even cookies.
I prefer praying to gods I know exist.
Hail Lusacan.
As you wish my child. Would you still care for some cookies?
I…well.
Huh. Didn’t expect that.
You would if you had the Archdemon on your contact list.
RE: Elthina
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It appears we have acquired a few new members to our little group! As Grand Texter Elthina I welcome you all and offer you my number should you need a late night prayer, confession, or whatever else you darling children need. Yes, even cookies.
Andraste’s floppy dick, how did you get this number?
As Grand Cleric I have access to all unlisted numbers. A small benefit of my position I suppose. Have you paid your annual tithe?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO.
Then perhaps it is time you started. Unless you prefer to get the Texts of Light.
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elthinatexts:
It appears we have acquired a few new members to our little group! As Grand Texter Elthina I welcome you all and offer you my number should you need a late night prayer, confession, or whatever else you darling children need. Yes, even cookies.
I prefer praying to gods I know exist.
Hail Lusacan.
As you wish my child. Would you still care for some cookies?
RE: Elthina
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elthinatexts:
It appears we have acquired a few new members to our little group! As Grand Texter Elthina I welcome you all and offer you my number should you need a late night prayer, confession, or whatever else you darling children need. Yes, even cookies.
Andraste’s floppy dick, how did you get this number?
As Grand Cleric I have access to all unlisted numbers. A small benefit of my position I suppose. Have you paid your annual tithe?
RE: Mass Send
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It appears we have acquired a few new members to our little group! As Grand Texter Elthina I welcome you all and offer you my number should you need a late night prayer, confession, or whatever else you darling children need. Yes, even cookies.
YOU HAD ME AT COOKIES. I LIKE COOKIES.
>8|
They are fancy little shortbread cookies in the shape of templar shields. Should I make them out to Carver?
Maker's Breath
textloghain:
Sparing me wasn’t a chance at redemption, was it.
I see what the true purpose was.
IT WAS KEEPING ME ALIVE TO SEE THIS DRIVEL.
Good Serrah Loghain I wish you a fine evening and I do hope the "drivel" haven't droven you mad.
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It appears we have acquired a few new members to our little group! As Grand Texter Elthina I welcome you all and offer you my number should you need a late night prayer, confession, or whatever else you darling children need. Yes, even cookies.
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Is apple pie supposed to taste faintly of turpentine?
Why are you eating an apple pie that tastes faintly of turpentine? And no, Sebastian it is not. I suggest you go visit Anders. Again. And not for a rash this time.
Someone…
are you sure
Yes I am sure.
I don’t know. I just woke up covered in vomit outside the Rose one day and the next I had this rash. I’m praying it’s something from years ago.
What were you doing by the Rose anyways? Did you break your vows Sebastian?
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Dear Maker I can’t believe I’m asking this but could you please extend a, um, wing? Limb? Paw? Whatever you have and help me keep these Wardens in line. I am not a babysitter, I am the Grand Texter of Kirkwall.
Honor as that may be, the…
Oh Maker, give me the strength to not harm them. If what you say is true, which I’m fairly sure I shouldn’t take advice from you.
Oh, but you should! I am wise, all powerful! Great at parties!
I do like parties.
Oh yes. You and I shall party, Grand Cleric. And all will be in awe of our dancing majesty.
Let me get my dress.
