let the words fly

[ssomebackgrounds]

[gamechangershow]

This Might Be The Funniest Dad On Twitter

Too funny!

[amyfarrahs-deactivated20161015]

[elvendorkx]

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

[shardwick]

[baerials-deactivated20210402]

Pooh stop running from your fucking problems

[corvid-apologist]

me

[marci1900]

Me

[kuntsuragi]

You’ve heard of the manic pixie dream girl, now get ready for

the apathetic goblin delusion woman

[sharkodactyl]

close

the tabs

stop

having them be open

[everything-celtic]

Cockburn Street, Edinburgh, Scotland (by Joe Daniel Price)

[excepttheeyes]

[reveurinwonderland]

[wardrobekingdom-deactivated2015]

There are few things I love more than this.

[sixpenceeeblog]

After a flood in Worcester, England there were swans in the street.

[awwww-cute]

[themarvelupdate]

This guy got dragged like he’s never been dragged before.

[moonemojii]

[susemoji]

I HATE THIS

[halorvic]

And ships

And so the battle shifts!

[sothemoontoldme]

[acourtofautumnandbooks]

my aesthetic: books and coffee mugs 📚☕️

[boypart-blog]

WHAT!!!!

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

[handsomeamoeba]

[endquestionmark]

#death from above

[uhouse]

this post makes me cry every single damn time