I'm Elven Mother, or Elf Mum or SJ if you prefer.
I'm a 40+ year old bisexual writer from the UK who still mooches around Tumblr for fandom reasons.
While I do still write fanfiction I update very slowly as my job (which also involves writing) takes up most of my time. On here I mostly post about Star Wars, D&D, Fallout, Baldur's Gate 3, and various Pedro Pascal characters I have become unreasonably attached to.
Below is my masterpost of stuff I have posted here, as well as links to AO3 for whose who prefer.
Blank blogs and ones with no age in bio with be blocked. This is an adult blog and anyone under 18 will be blocked.
It should go without saying but *sigh*: I do not give permission for any of my works to be redistributed, plagiarised, posted anywhere elsewhere or fed into AI software (Chat bots etc). For translations or pod-fic please seek my permission first.
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Requests: Closed
Read all my works on AO3
Playlists for various characters
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Marcus Moreno / We Can Be Heroes
Context and Perspective - Marcus Moreno/F!Reader
The newest member of the Heroics has gone missing and as one of the better-known Villains on the scene, you are blamed. Then your sidekick goes missing. You must go after the Heroic’s leader to try to get them back and clear your name
Warnings: Swearing, mentions of injuries, mentions of blood
Context and Perspective Masterpost | Context and Perspective on AO3
Marcus Pike / The Mentalist
The Art of Crossed Wires - Marcus Pike/F!Reader
Your co-worker has been pranking you all day by jumping out at you to make you jump. At the end of your tether, you decide to take extreme action to make them stop. When someone surprises you later that day, you turn and slap them. Only it’s not your co-worker. It’s your boss, Special Agent Marcus Pike.
Warnings: Swearing, mild violence (a slap)
The Art of Crossed Wires Masterpost | The Art of Crossed Wires on AO3
Jack ‘Whiskey’ Daniels / Kingsman: The Golden Circle
Fragments Series - on going.
Part 1: Shattered - Agent Whiskey/F!Reader
Jack returns from a mission gone wrong and you discover that Statesman Distillery is really a front for something more
Warnings: Angst, Major character injury, Injury recovery, Hurt/Comfort
Shattered Masterpost | Shattered on AO3.
Din Djarin / The Mandalorian / Star Wars
De Tempore - Completed (Currently being reworked)
With few credits and even fewer options Mandalorian Hunter Din Djarin takes a job guarding a team of archaeologists. What should be a straight forward job takes a strange and dangerous twist when the team awake a powerful ancient force user. (Set between episodes 6 and 7 of season 1.)
Warnings: Canon-Typical Violence, Original Character(s), Episode typical events, AU: Canon Divergence, Links to SWTOR
De Tempore Masterpost | De Tempore on AO3.
Fascination - 555 words - Like any toddler, Grogu becomes fixated on something. In this case, his toes.
Warnings: None. This is just fluffy goodness. Fascination on AO3
Fixation - 459 words - Everything goes straight into Grogu's mouth.
Warnings: None. More fluffy toddler goodness. Fixation on AO3
Bath Time - 635 words - Grogu gets covered in chocolate and needs a bath.
Warnings: Tooth rotting fluff Bath Time on AO3
Francisco ‘Catfish’ Morales / Triple Frontier
The Beginning - Frankie ‘Catfish’ Morales/Benny Miller
Something has begun between Frankie and Benny.
Warnings: Blow jobs, Hand Jobs, Semi public sex, m/m
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
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"John…"
"It's better for the both of us."
"I can't do that."
"Then try again."
"We lost Walker and Stevens. I won't send another team. I won't risk more lives! This is Weir. We have a security breach. Colonel Sheppard's quarters."
"Oh, my God."
"They need to hurry."
"You should be in the infirmary."
"The infirmary isn't secure. The inhibitor is only keeping me lucid. It's not slowing the retrovirus."
"Still—"
"Don't argue with me! I'm not safe to be around anymore. Get some more men at my door, and get the hell out of here."
"Okay. Okay."
"Double the detail."
"Code one-six."
"John?"
"Leave them off."
"What?"
"The lights. Leave the lights off."
"Okay. I thought I should come by and practice my bedside manner. How are you?"
"My body's mutating into a bug. How are you?"
"Would you like an update on your team's progress? They've found an iratus cave, and they've headed in."
"Good."
"They should locate some eggs and be back here in no time."
"No time."
"Yes."
"Then what?"
"Honestly, I don't know. Hey, are you all right? Would you like me to call someone?"
"Who would you call?"
"If you need to see a doctor—"
"I need a bigger security detail."
"Excuse me?"
"At least two men stationed at my door. Sooner rather than later."
"What are you talking about?"
"Just trust me, Elizabeth. You're going to need it."
"Listen, John—"