🪲👍

Kuuga Elvis here 🪲👍

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, how’s everyone’s day?

Kuuga-Elvis is officially here on Tumblr.

Remember to be kind 🪲👍

[blualt]

a post getting popular on tumblr is like

imagine you are op

you are standing outside in the middle of a field

you say some dumb shit

a couple drops of rain fall on you

and then a few more

and then OH GOD YOURE DROWNING WHERE DID THE RAIN COME FROM THE SKY WAS CLEAR A FEW SECONDS AGO

EVERY TIME YOU PLEAD TO THE GODS TO PLEASE ALLOW THE RAIN TO STOP IT JUST GETS WORSE

THEY LAUGH AT WHAT HAS BECOME OF YOU

YOUR HUBRIS WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL

and then a gimmick blog is like "this post contains no punctuation"

[the-haiku-bot]

and then a gimmick

blog is like “this post contains

no punctuation”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[blualt]

"10k notes" this, "100k notes" that

you all failed

the notes have stopped

the storm is over

and what do you have to say for it?

[weissthesquid]

Uhhh...

I say hi? Idk

[blualt]

fair enough

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, at least the sky is blue and clear. It’s a sign of a good day! I’m sure it’ll be alright hummina hummina 🪲👍

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[the-color-orange-offical]

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

[mayo-offical]

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

[nixon-official]

BEWARE THE ORB!

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, the orb sounds very dangerous. I’ll keep your warnings in mind 🪲👍

…

But on the other hand, I wonder if I could use one of my forms to drive it away so no one else gets hurt by the orb

[mayo-offical]

I fear…

[kuuga-elvis]

Don’t worry, I’ll ask a very good friend of mine to help research it…if I remember where she was hummina hummina 🪲👍

[mayo-offical]

PSA TO ALL OFFICALS!!!!!!!

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB!!!!!!

The orb may appear as many things, but it will be orb shaped and likely glowing

Consequences of touching the orb are being sucked in, pulled apart into many tinier pieces, then spit out as many smaller parts of yourself.

The orb has the power to fractalize worlds. I fear how it would affect such an interconnected community.

Spread the word

DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB

@gaslight-offical @walmart-the-official @homosexuality-offical @duck-offical @eg-offical @satan-offical

[the-color-orange-offical]

the orb is actually a cognitohazard which makes people in its vicinity think that touching it will fractalize things

[mayo-offical]

I AM NOT NEAR THE ORB

I say this because it has happened

DOES NO ONE REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO ELVIS PRESLEY!?!?!?!?

Does no one remember what happened to @nixon-official

This is real, this is dangerous

Heed my warning!!!!!!!

[nixon-official]

BEWARE THE ORB!

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, the orb sounds very dangerous. I’ll keep your warnings in mind 🪲👍

…

But on the other hand, I wonder if I could use one of my forms to drive it away so no one else gets hurt by the orb

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, just so you know that I’m very proud of you

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, I asked my kohai Fourze to stare at you. He wants to be your friend hummina hummina :D

Do you accept?

[numberoneomegaversepoll]

Number One Omega Tournament Finals

Ultraman Omega (Ultraman Omega) vs. Han Yoojin (S-Classes That I Raised)

Ultraman Omega

Han Yoojin

Voting ended onMay 22

Propaganda under cut:

Ultraman Omega

It's his name and also he grows taller than skyscrapers thus he is. the biggest omega. 

Broke all of his people's laws for love, even after remembering his past. And he looks so cool doing it.

Han Yoojin

Man managed to give birth to 3.5 babies and adopt at least 2.5 more, AND string at least 4-5 alphas in a non-omegaverse world, who knows what the count would be like in an omegaverse? His literal actual superpower is being the universe's best parent <- this sentence is SO MUCH truer that it looks like but i can't say more because spoilers.

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, continue to vote for Ultraman Omega. Hold the line, Tokublr! Anything can happen in a day so keep up the lead, Ultraman Omega! I believe in you hummina hummina 🪲👍

[caliburn05]

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, this is so cool 🪲👍

[numberoneomegaversepoll]

Number One Omega Tournament Semi-Finals

Ultraman Omega (Ultraman Omega) vs. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Ultraman Omega

Dean Winchester

Voting ended onMay 12

Propaganda under cut:

Ultraman Omega

It's his name and also he grows taller than skyscrapers thus he is. the biggest omega. 

Broke all of his people's laws for love, even after remembering his past. And he looks so cool doing it.

Dean Winchester

One big draw of omega verse fanfiction is to play with gendered expectations and their horrors in an exaggerated way/heightened in a way that it feels less real and easier to approach (also its hot, lets not forget that), Dean in canon struggles a lot with binding his self worth to a limited view of masculinity while also having a connection to things he views as female; he is often pushed in the caretaker role toward his younger brother and while he genuine enjoys some of it, the lack of choice is always a thorny aspect. Dean Winchester would hate being an omega, and torturing him is something canon (and fanon) loves to do.

Do I even need to explain? He's THE omega.

[lunar-gl1tch]

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, vote for Ultraman Omega. It would be the funniest thing ever 🪲👍

[lighting2355]

🎊

2026.4.18

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, they put me in a gacha machine

[kamenrider-critters]

*holds a little microphone to Kuuga and agito*

Any thoughts?

Such whimsical little guys

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, these little critters are right 🪲👍

[m1ontee]

ichijo warmup

[kuuga-elvis]

<3 🪲👍

[blinkeasy]

I know that this emoji 👍 is often seen as passive aggressive or frustrated these days but now that I've started watching Kamen Rider Kuuga, I need you to know that 👍 has taken place as the most encouraging and loving emoji in my inventory.

It's all going to be okay 👍

I hope what I said made sense and didn't stress you out 👍

I like what you think 👍

I appreciate you 👍

I love you 👍

It's all going to be okay 👍

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, I approve this message 🪲👍

Also it’s seen as passive aggressive? Not when it’s with me hummina hummina

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, there is a lot of stuff happening for us Riders. I am very proud of all my Kamen Riders and I hope that we welcome the new one with open arms

[yucca-persica]

Trans Form Kuuga on this Trans Day of Visibility 🏳️‍⚧️✨

His special move is giving thumbs up specifically to transgender people, so if you are, this one's for you 👍

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama 🪲👍

[kamenrider-blaze]

Kuuga affirmations

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, heck yeah! I believe in you, never give up hummina hummina

[kuuga-elvis]

Whoa Mama, sorry for disappearing. Got caught up doing things…

Wait, what happened to my kohai Zeztz? Should I be concerned???