Elwood

[noodle-the-queen]

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

[satan-offical]

*trains your gender*

[elwoodallimann]

Bold of you to assume you can *waddles away genderfluid style*

[elwoodallimann]

Me : nahh the Ao3 curse isn't real- I mean, I've never been hit by a bus or anything...

Also me : gets both Lyme disease and Leukemia in the spawn of one (1) year

[elwoodallimann]

Update : + one (1) appendicitis for the 1 year anniversary of getting Lyme disease

[elwoodallimann]

Explaining Artemis Fowl to someone is so unserious, like, what do you mean I'm supposed to stand here with a straight face while saying :

"Yes, yes the villain is 12. Yes he is also the protagonist. And a billionaire. He does have parents, yes. And a therapist. The fairy ? She's 70. Yes, yes he kidnapped her. And robbed half her people's money, thank you very much. She has a gun, yes. See that 16 y/o over there ? The one with glittery makeup ? She also has a gun. And that bald guy that's built like a fridge ? Thats her brother; he too has a gun, expect he doesn't need it. Yes, he's the villain's right hand. Please don't look in that direction, that's the Russian Mafia. The centaur ? He's a conspiracy theorist who's afraid of aliens."

[pseudo-random-neuron-firings]

I read it when I was 8, and thought "well, I'll probably be a billionaire by the time I'm 12, this checks out."

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[elwoodallimann]

All for the Game Core

[elwoodallimann]

I can't believe I have to be in the hospital for the whole month of June because of fucking cancer and an appendicitis.

Like, I'm poly, omnisexual and genderfluid, but will I go to a pride parade? No. Why ? I'm stuck in a sterile room.

My body's so homophobic, guys

[elwoodallimann]

You know you're fucked when you're looking for a fic with just too many expectations.

Like, I can't find a Soulseeker fic with all three members of the Golden Trio accidentally Time-Travelling to Tom Riddle's last school year, and Hermione being sorted into Slytherin, and Ron being gay for Draco Malfoy's grandfather, and Harry getting a huge ass snake, and Tom not being as smart as he thinks he is, and a pre-creation Horcrux Hunt, and Harry being Master of Death ?

What am I supposed to do, write it ?

(Plot twist, I did write it. It's called "To Kill the Puppeteer" on Ao3)

[automatonwithautonomy]

i do often think about the fact it's implied that magnus chase can supernaturally sense pronouns

[elwoodallimann]

Normal people have gaydar, Magnus has prondar

[important-cat-pics]

[elwoodallimann]

In this specific order :

The Ravenclaw Reaction

The Slytherin Reaction

The Gryffindor Reaction

The Hufflepuff Reaction

[satan-offical]

satanmaxxing by making more babies gay

[elwoodallimann]

And the frogs. It's very important not to forget the frogs.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you have to fight with your pfp are you winning?

yes

no

nobody wins

dead before the battle even starts

barely

I AINT BEATING A KID/AN ANIMAL! >:(

that's a plain color/background bruh

results

Voting ended onMay 8

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

My pfp is literally me

is this like the Lloyd vs Enemy Lloyd battle from Ndr S4 e8 (I think it was from e8)

[burning-britain-official]

Mines a flag

[offical-fanartist-offical]

My pfp is also me, but only a vessel that only I can control

So yeah! I'll survive

[elwoodallimann]

Mine's a drawing of my gf and she's way stronger than me so... I guess you win, queen

[satan-offical]

I hit myself in the head with a pole in drama doing kung fu

[elwoodallimann]

Actually that's your body trying to beat the trout situation out of you

[satan-offical]

I just closed Tumblr only to open Tumblr again

[elwoodallimann]

It's giving closing a very empty fridge just to open it again and hoping it has somehow refreshed in the meantime, much like you'd do with a computer

[britain-offical]

maybe the real fishes were the women we scared along the way

[satan-offical]

what type of fish

[elwoodallimann]

Trout

[elwoodallimann]

Currently reading Kill Your Darlings for the first time, can someone tell me why I'm getting huge AFTG vibes from it ?

[elwoodallimann]

Like, why the fuck does Barty give me enormous Jean/Kevin vibes ????

[elwoodallimann]

Currently reading Kill Your Darlings for the first time, can someone tell me why I'm getting huge AFTG vibes from it ?

[elwoodallimann]

James Potter and Leo Valdez would either be the bestiest besties or they would bully each other. There is no in-between.