thisisatumblr

I need to spend less time on here.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[weavemama]

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 

[weavemama]

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. 

[weavemama]

This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable. 

[xx-fadingaway-xx]

we need more women like this in law

[lynnora-v]

Perish, fool

[phantomthread2017]

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[wintersoldierfell]

Farewell

[atalana]

things that are making me emotional again: five is a very means-to-an-end person, yes, but he’s also very much not an inherently violent person?

like, the minute he thinks the apocalypse is over, he makes peace with hazel, redirects his energy into helping his family heal, tells diego “it’s time for the fighting to stop”

he says as much to luther, that he never enjoyed killing, says to the handler he never wanted to be a killer, looks away when hazel brings up his past as an assassin, he did everything he did because it was the only way to get back to his family, and he’s excellent at putting aside his own feelings to get the job done

he has some incredibly creative threats, yes, but he uses those like a tool too, and only brings them out when said person is directly impeding his goal of protecting his family, like lance not telling him about the eye, or his siblings distracting him from driving to save allison

the only reason he’s as much of a living weapon as he is is because every adult he’s ever known trained him to be that way, and you can bet that if he hadn’t ever time travelled he would have been one of the first to leave the house

kid five was show-off-y about his fighting skills, i’m sure, because that was the only thing reginald valued and he wanted to feel like he was worth something

but i don’t think he ever wanted to fight

[aplpaca]

if youre ever feeling bad just look at pictures of albatross chicks bc theyre adorable but also fucking hilarious like the parents look like they go to pta meetings in full makeup carrying gucci handbags and the babies look like funky little muppets and i love them

[urbanism]

dont speak to me or my versace dress or my son ever again

[amazingxmen]

[milesjai-deactivated20190613]

ooooOOOOOOO

[thugpumpkin]

Bring on the biracial thunder babies.

[lonelymountainking]

[xandwyrms]

#still all about that thororo

[the-kellephant]

Thororo is the best ship name ever.

[geekygothgirl]

I ship this SO hard. 

[dustrial-inc]

This is possibly one of the greatest pieces of comic art ever made.

[hellsbells-zelsbels-archived]

I never knew I needed this ship in my life

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Wholesome compares to cops killing innocent people in America.

[binturita]

Splatoon cops

[awed-frog]

Oh and also -

[flutejesus]

oh this reminds me of something I’ve been meaning to show you guys

“We believe a prisoner unfortunate … because he has done something wrong and because he is derived of his liberty. Therefore we should treat him kindly…”

this is a passage out of a children’s book from 1913

[bedussey]

I just learned that there’s a man who shops at trader joes in Seattle and buys things in bulk and then transports them up to Vancouver to his own store called “pirate joes” because there are no trader joes in Canada. He’s gotten banned at some trader joes because of this and sometimes has to put on disguises to shop and he even hires people to go shopping for him and it’s like a secret mission. He even has a van that says “grocers without borders” and trader joes has sued him and lost. My favorite part of this is that this whole situation could be easily fixed by trader joes opening a store in Vancouver and hiring him

[sarcasticfina]

[motherfuckingnazgul]

the best part is that after they got sued he removed the “p” from the sign in his shop window so now it says “irate joe’s”, because they’re mad at him.

[elwynbrooks]

Sadly, all Pirate Joe's I've seen are now closed :(

[beansprean]

An plot summary of She-Ra (2018)

[greek-arete]

[schneidery]

oh i don’t know. that feels underhanded. it’s never underhanded to help someone follow their dreams.

[jeanqrey]

So [Black Panther] is actually very African… Lupita, you grew up in Kenya. Danai, you grew up in Zimbabwe. What does it mean to both of you to see African culture celebrated in this way?

[chrisevansupdates]

Most likely to read a lost dog poster.

[empresspinto]

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

[loren-vance]

Passing this good karma

[pocketsofroses]

I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.

[blueastro-deactivated20170311]

ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND MY SKIN IS CLEAR AS F NOW

[podcastwizard]

ned has a collection of beanie babies. not bc they're valuable or anything, he just likes them a lot

ned has no idea that he has all the insanely valuable beanie babies and no one want to tell him

[jakei95]

And that’s how I got the glasses.