weaponize this dick

remember, if they ask you to lie for them then they're a shit person. if they're willing to manipulate others in front of you, they're willing to manipulate you too. don't trust those hoes.

[hellsbells-zelsbels-archived]

✨ inactive ✨

i am no longer using this blog, but i am glad i was able to recover it. i have another blog im more active on, but im keeping it private.

thanks for the memories 💕

love always,

zels

[orteil42]

no tumblr i'm not gonna spam those so the left counter overflows and turns into "TUM" or something equally corny

[misterbrick42]

[very-something-z]

[thesanityclause]

Over 10 years ago I drew this mother naga with her kid and a bowl of gulab jamun, and I was blown away to see people still reblogging it and saying kind things here. I decided to draw a sequel, the PTA (People That are Anacondas) meeting is over, and she finally gets to have some gulab jamun. c: I really hope this cheers you up some.

[keymintt]

they say it wasn't humans who found the lost dutchman's gold

(another set of traffic box illustrations!!)

[kaijuno]

[sailing-ever-west-deactivated20]

the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.

[longhorned]

girls I know this isn’t at the top of the concerns list but you’re gonna want to stop eating commercially produced meat real soon

[verifiablebot]

actually i will add this. if you are in western washington, especially in king, snohomish, or clark counties, and you have the ability and desire to raise meat rabbits for food, dm me. i will give you animals, i will help you find cages and equipment, and i will teach you how to process them for meat. hell ill even give you recipes - and im cajun you can trust me.

if you are not in washington but are still interested in meat rabbits, i can probably hook you up anyway. i run a community of rabbit breeders across the country and we all are passionate about food security.

please be safe, everyone. it's about to be a wild ride.

[whirlwindsworld]

[tenaflyviper]

If you voted third party, unfollow me now.

You're fucking dead to me.

[tenaflyviper]

Non-voters, too.

You doomed this country.

You doomed the lives of countless women and LGBT+ folk.

You just allowed the United States to become a fascist dictatorship.

[dashaibo]

I wish Americans would stop diluting the meaning of "fascist dictatorship"

[tenaflyviper]

Did you read any of Project 2025?

[dashaibo]

I do not believe Trump supports project 2025 and even if he does, I believe it will be a bipartisan issue NOT to adopt it. I have faith in the American democracy still.

[tenaflyviper]

America just elected a convicted felon with a long history of being a sexual predator, including bragging to Howard Stern about walking in on underaged girls getting dressed. He also tried to overthrow the 2020 election.

I don't have faith in anything anymore. I've lost all hope for the future.

[the-electric-monk]

Trump's people wrote Project 2025. He knows about it and he endorses it.

[fostertheory]

And the people in his party in the legislative branch declined to convict him at his impeachment--twice, once after he sent the mob after them. You really think they will take a principled stance on Project 2025?

[philosopherking1887]

HIS LONGEST-SERVING CHIEF OF STAFF FROM HIS FIRST TERM SAID HE WAS A FASCIST. He literally looked up the definition of "fascist" while being interviewed, went through the key characteristics, and said, yes, that describes Trump. That is not exaggerating or diluting or misunderstanding the meaning. That is coming from one of the people who is most intimately familiar with the way he thinks and operates. What more do people want? The ghost of Mussolini to rise from Hell and call him "my son"?

"But his first term wasn't that bad" (a) for whom? (b) BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE JOHN KELLY WERE STOPPING HIM from doing things like prosecuting political opponents for no reason. There will be no one to stop him. "Our institutions held!" Yes, that's exactly why his first priority now is to break them.

The lesson from everyone who has studied or survived dictatorships is, "When would-be dictators say what they will do, believe them." A lot of Germans thought what Hitler said was "just rhetoric" and voted for him because he promised to bring inflation down.

[tenaflyviper]

There's just no way these election results are valid. Not with the amount of support that he lost. Even counting third party voters, we're looking at the notion that at least 15 million people who voted for Biden just...didn't vote? Bullshit.

[hellsbells-zelsbels-archived]

the man literally stated on live television that he intends to make his position permanent. he literally advocates for torture of prisoners of war.

he is a goddamn fascist and his blatant support of other dictators should be fucking proof of it.

[generallemarc]

the man literally stated on live television that he intends to make his position permanent.

I'll take a source on that that isn't an obviously sarcastic comment

he is a goddamn fascist and his blatant support of other dictators should be fucking proof of it.

You mean like the absolute monarchs of Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Bahrain, Jordan, Oman, Kuwait and the UAE? Or the communists of Vietnam? Maybe the authoritarian hybrid regimes in Turkey and Serbia? Because boy howdy do I have some news for you about what Biden's been doing for the past four years.

[hellsbells-zelsbels-archived]

clearly you didnt watch the debate, or any of his interviews. :)

internet searches are free. i do not have any obligation to entertain someone who condones a dictator. :)

eat shit, and choke on it. :)

[wiredantlers]

thought this would be good to share.

[tenaflyviper]

If you voted third party, unfollow me now.

You're fucking dead to me.

[tenaflyviper]

Non-voters, too.

You doomed this country.

You doomed the lives of countless women and LGBT+ folk.

You just allowed the United States to become a fascist dictatorship.

[dashaibo]

I wish Americans would stop diluting the meaning of "fascist dictatorship"

[tenaflyviper]

Did you read any of Project 2025?

[dashaibo]

I do not believe Trump supports project 2025 and even if he does, I believe it will be a bipartisan issue NOT to adopt it. I have faith in the American democracy still.

[tenaflyviper]

America just elected a convicted felon with a long history of being a sexual predator, including bragging to Howard Stern about walking in on underaged girls getting dressed. He also tried to overthrow the 2020 election.

I don't have faith in anything anymore. I've lost all hope for the future.

[the-electric-monk]

Trump's people wrote Project 2025. He knows about it and he endorses it.

[fostertheory]

And the people in his party in the legislative branch declined to convict him at his impeachment--twice, once after he sent the mob after them. You really think they will take a principled stance on Project 2025?

[philosopherking1887]

HIS LONGEST-SERVING CHIEF OF STAFF FROM HIS FIRST TERM SAID HE WAS A FASCIST. He literally looked up the definition of "fascist" while being interviewed, went through the key characteristics, and said, yes, that describes Trump. That is not exaggerating or diluting or misunderstanding the meaning. That is coming from one of the people who is most intimately familiar with the way he thinks and operates. What more do people want? The ghost of Mussolini to rise from Hell and call him "my son"?

"But his first term wasn't that bad" (a) for whom? (b) BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE JOHN KELLY WERE STOPPING HIM from doing things like prosecuting political opponents for no reason. There will be no one to stop him. "Our institutions held!" Yes, that's exactly why his first priority now is to break them.

The lesson from everyone who has studied or survived dictatorships is, "When would-be dictators say what they will do, believe them." A lot of Germans thought what Hitler said was "just rhetoric" and voted for him because he promised to bring inflation down.

[tenaflyviper]

There's just no way these election results are valid. Not with the amount of support that he lost. Even counting third party voters, we're looking at the notion that at least 15 million people who voted for Biden just...didn't vote? Bullshit.

[hellsbells-zelsbels-archived]

the man literally stated on live television that he intends to make his position permanent. he literally advocates for torture of prisoners of war.

he is a goddamn fascist and his blatant support of other dictators should be fucking proof of it.

[nudityandnerdery]

[le-fils-de-lhomme]

Somehow, knowing that this is part of a worldwide trend doesn't make this any easier.

[art-of-firefly]

Thinking of how Legolas began to feel the call of the sea, irresistible and overwhelming, during the quest and yet waited until everyone in the fellowship died before leaving. Except Gimli of course, who he took with him.

He waited decades out of love and friendship.

Thinking about Merry and Pippin buried next to Aragorn.

Thinking about Eomer who called for Merry at the end of his life, to see him one more time before he passed away.

Thinking about Sam who, after Rosie passed away, left Middle Earth to see Frodo one more time before his own death.

Thinking about Legolas and Aragorn singing for Boromir, Merry and Pippin who owe their lives to him praising his deeds and bravery.

Thinking about Gimli, who walked the Path of the Dead out of love of Aragorn and visited Fangorn forest out of love of Legolas.

Thinking about Gandalf, who feels responsible for the heavy burden he placed on Bilbo and Frodo, and who took them with him to Aman, traveling with them one last time to bring them somewhere where they will finally know peace.

The love i have for them.

[togame-hoe]

I know there’s an existing post somewhere, but here’s the list of OBGYNs in the USA and other countries that will perform tubal ligation (aka female sterilization) without arguing with you

Gynecologists who will perform a tubal sterilization

Gynecologists who will perform a tubal sterilization

[paramoregf]

can elon musk kill himself anyway

[galadriel1010]

To be clear, if Trump has won this election it is because of misinformation, electoral interference, corruption and mostly bigotry.

However, if you knew what was at stake and decided that you were willing to accept the possibility of a Trump victory rather than vote for Harris, you do not get to walk back an inch of that choice. You accepted responsibility at the ballot box, and now you get to own it.

[daily-spooky]