elyse de nothing

evil ass bisexual 18 real madrid larper

[elysemand]

♱༺𓆩ᛝ𓉸Good Evening𓉸ᛝ𓆪༻♱༉

𝐇𝐢𝐡𝐢𝐡𝐢 it's Elyse. This is my evil blog for shitpost and occasional intelligence. I wanna be a doctor or epidemiologist when I graduate uni. I might talk ab kinky shit on here so like... 18+.

𝐅𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞: * IWTV (esp. Armand) * Star Wars * The Pitt * OC stuff * Star Trek * Vampires in general * Dark Winds ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ₊˚⊹♡

𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠: Castlevania- Nocturne 𝐂𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠: The Buffalo Hunter Hunter (Stephen Graham Jones), Remarried Empress

𝐓𝐰𝐭: Elysemand 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜.: angels.assistant 𝐚𝐨𝟑: Girlectipod 𝐋𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐨𝐱𝐝: Hozierbrine

[apeurodo]

it's crazy that everything in TVL is so wild that the idea of beheading the lead characters is just felt tame to me lol

i mean, it's full of 'of course' lol

of course they killed lestat, they're trying to stop the great conversion...

of course they'll kill louis too, because what do you think louis would've done if he found out they killed lestat?

[elysemand]

look at my client dawg

[elysemand]

idk what mbappe did but i am readying the activism thread as we speak

[slimeymilkmob]

[unheardoracle]

I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like

"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."

[gondwana]

Ok but why would I want an empire of dirt ?

[professional-rat-eater]

One thing I’m not ashamed of spoiling, because it was obviously nonsense, is that this episode makes it abundantly clear that Lesmand was fully consensual, despite all the ghouls in the fanbase claiming otherwise. The guy who was already a confirmed cheater is confirmed to be, yet again, a cheater.

[artemisia-tyche]

We, as a society, need to start simping on Dr Fareed Bhansali harder

[sweet-shut-eye]

In his shadow

[elysemand]

What if instead of the vampire theatre Armand had a vampire football club

Claudia’s fate would be extra realistic, because many clubs (Real Madrid cough cough) would happily set their best player who draws the most fans on fire if given the opportunity

[vielens]

[armandcock2]

& theyy keep making fun of armand for being a sub but i havent seen him get dicked down once :( he was age regressed for one episode & they were MEAN to him :(

[versainzscrapbook]

I have started referring to France football team as "my dumb team" 😭😭

There is no going back now 😭

[this-world-of-beautiful-monsters]

also "you hate incest because of eugenics" is a such a stupid argument like ignoring the history of incest as a tool Of eugenics (royal families maintaining bloodlines, white communities maintaining whiteness, etc) most people hate incest because it functions primarily if not completely as a tool of abuse (yes, even between siblings) and if you genuinely think otherwise it's because you've let your porn predilections distort your reality.

[softest-beigest-pillows]

your favorite iwtv character says a lot about you. mine is the vampire armand and this is because i am a bad person

[elysemand]