Yikes

[miseria-fortes-viros]

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

[miseria-fortes-viros]

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

[90skid-com]

[lesbianboyfriend]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

[csny]

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[ngalitzine]

u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

[ngalitzine]

had an actual meal. not evil anymore

[kushblazer666]

[vexwerewolf]

I love that this post doesn't include the actual text of his tweet, just his impending presence. This is the visual equivalent of a scare chord.

[kosmogrl]

[beadyeyes]

does any one else think it should be easier

[taykoutmccleod]

clap if it should be easier!

[bearhole-deactivated20251019]

[laslloronas]

[speedlimit15]

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

[distraughtlesbian]

ok i’ve washed my hair and put on a big t shirt there is no mental illness in this body

[confield]

What could be better than this my special pasta treat

[brown-forking-weed]

looking for an honest man

but all i can find is this damn manila folder

[astrodael]

the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[thenyanguardparty]

[red-rover-au]