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Update 7/24/19: This got more notes than I though it would get. Thanks to me being a dumb hoe I didn’t realize that you can’t just edit a tumblr post (?) The newer and updated version will always be reblogged onto my blog. This edit was inspired by @smalltownlift, since hers was ACTUALLY good. lmfao. Updated/more links and better layout :) Please let me know if links are broken.

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deactismho

💫✨🌜protection spell for lifting🌛 ✨💫

i like to combine my wiccan path and my lifting for times where i feel like i need a lil extra support. i often like to cast this special spell just before i go lifting both for big and small hauls. for this i call on Tyche, the Greek Goddess of Luck, as I found it works very well when I ask for her help. this is really simple, always works, and only requires basic materials.

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1. remember that intention is key. keep your mind focused on the spell, and feel the actions rather than just doing them. take deep breaths, maybe meditate a bit, and always centre yourself before starting ⭐️

2. this spell is best cast around noon time like other protection spells are.

let’s get started ~ you will need:

- moon water

- your favourite crystal (for me tiger’s eye works so well)

- a black candle (blue, orange or white ones also works if you don’t have one)

- salt

- lavender essential oil

- incense, sage, or palo santo

1. (optional) light the incense / sage / palo santo and let the smoke cleanse any negative energies that might be present. only allow it to burn for 2-5 minutes ♥️

2. light the candle and hover your crystal over it to banish negative energies that it might have absorbed over time.

3. next dab some lavender essential oil & moon water onto the stone and let it absorb

4. then create a small circle of salt, and place the crystal in the middle.

5. lastly, close your eyes and chant the following words:

“elements of the day and the tranquility of the night. i summon thy to blend with strength of the sun and the power of the moon. i ask for Tyche’s touch to heal and protect. and allow the energies absorb within the (insert the name of your crystal). and now i call upon thee, to help protect me. so now, blessed it be.”

6. blow out the candle and now it’s done! everytime you go lifting you can either rub the stone onto your pulse points or carry it with you for extra support.

happy lifting witches and lifters 🌞♥️

stealyraccoonpaws

lifting tumblr culture is scrolling through the same 20 posts for three weeks cause we all fucking follow each other

lovielifter

☆◇♡reblog to be in a ĺìfťïñğ gc♡◇☆

thank you for all the love on my first haul! (: i wanna chat with people in this community so reblog if youre active and wanna chat! i will make a groupchat with people and we can share tips and stories! (:

justasimplememebean

PSA about lifting pets

It is actually possible to lift a puppy. This is gonna sound insane. My aunt pulled this off at petco once during one of their big adoption events. I can’t believe I forgot to tell you guys this story. Holy crap.

There was a kennel crate filled with like 5 different newfoundland puppies and the store was PACKED with people. My aunt fell in love with one of the newfies that the SA let her take out. The SA was alone too. Her coworker decided to be a dick and go on her lunch during the busiest fucking hour.

Anyway. My aunt knew this poor guys were probably from a puppy mill or some shit. Or just breedjects (rejected stock from breeders) . So I shit you not. She just picked up the newfie and walked out with him when the SA was distracted. She grabbed one of the fliers off of a near table to make it look like she was holding adoption papers so other customers wouldn’t be suspicious. No one thought anything of it. Just a chick with a dog at petco.

She fucking stole a collar and toys for him too. Fucking most extreme shit I’ve ever heard.

This happened about 1.5 years ago and my aunt never went back to that petco ever again. But she still has the dog. His name is Kronk Kronk is the biggest fucking dork. He’s scared of ladybugs, guys. LADYBUGS.

But yeah. That’s the story of how my aunt lifter a fucking 40lb puppy

xliftinglove-blog

reblog for lifting aunt

stickyfinger-honeybun

Pètçö ‘s cats and dogs are from local shelters :(

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Lifting tip for during the summer—How I lift wearing a sundress and a little purse! Please ignore my chubby tummy and stretch marks! It’s pretty much summer year-long where I live, so I can only get away with wearing bulky sweaters and ugg boots 2 months out of the year. I recently lifted a lingerie set with cute high waisted undie garters (don’t worry, I wear another pair of panties under them). Basically, I wear a loosely fitted dress over them and a light denim jacket (incase I look lumpy), then fold up whatever I am lifting into them. I literally made it out of the mall today with $250+ in my panties.

pastelgoth-lifting-queen-blog

Shiiitttt

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First off ur tummy is cute af, secondly this is amazing!! Body concealing is underrated

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repost so it’s in the community

klept-hoe

10/10 CONCEALING METHOD!!! ok so this one is for malls that have food courts (so like every mall). so first you’re going to go to auntie anns or some other food placeand ask for a bag like this. this is PERFECT for lush because you don’t have to use their bags and you don’t have to get your purse dirty!! basically, you just carry the item and drop it in the bag, pretty self explanatory..but if an SA catches you mid conceal you can just grab a piece of food out of your bag. literally fool proof.

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how are y'all sleeping on this

lliftingloll-blog

oh my god the idea to take food out of your bag after concealing is genius

shliftwithme

👌👌👌👌

stealyprincess

genuinely changed the game

pinkauralifts

me and my partner when a staff approaches us while we’re hiding our shit

liftzbitch

me asf

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liftelaine’s never fail UO kanken method

Alright ladies, gents, and those who don’t buy into the gender binary, in this post I will reveal the method that has gotten me 5 Kankens in the past 3 days. These little guys boost extraordinarily well (I sold one tonight in seven min flat) so take heed.

Step One: Use the UO App or website to determine which kankens (if any) are available at your local store. Check yelp for pictures of where the kankens are displayed. This way you won’t have to waste time in store looking for them!

Step Two: Head to the store! Make sure you have your magnet and if you wear a bra it is stored in there! If you don’t wear a bra keep the magnet in your underwear.

Step Three: Enter the store carrying a non-sus bag of some kind that you will carry your new kanken out in. I use my black kate spade lane which looks small but fits kankens of any size. I honestly love this purse so much i’d recommend boosting for one. it’s pictured below! PM me for more info!

Step four: Alright let’s get down to business. grab a UO shopper tote. They are black and not see-through and you can ask an SA for one. They are at every UO store I’ve ever been to. Your first stop is the kanken display. Pick one out and put it in your bag (the minis are the safest though the method is the same for all of them). For all sizes I recommend picking a black one, especially for your first kanken lift, as they blend very well with the shopper bag so SAs might not notice you carrying it as easily. That said i’ve never had trouble with other colors.

Step five: You find this exact jacket

This is the BDG 80s Trucker Jacket in Black. Black is best but other colors work too. But you have to use the BDG Trucker. You take one and put it in your bag with the kanken.

Step Six: You find a blindspot/a place where no one is around or watching. Make sure there are no customers near you either because this step can look very weird. Hang the jacket on some rack and unbutton it. On the inside directly above the sewn in tag that says BDG and gives the size there is a little loop of denim that people use to hang the jacket on a hook etc. Attached to one of the top handles of the kanken there is a little button thingy used to clip the two top handles together (pictured below) you want to clip the kanken using this button to the little denim cloth hook inside the jacket then button up the jacket hiding the kanken inside.

Step Seven: Your kanken is now concealed! Go to the fitting room to try on the jacket (and some other stuff so they don’t focus on the jacket). Once you’re in the fitting room unbutton the jacket, unclip the kanken, untag it, roll that little guy up and put him in your bag/purse! Hide the tags in the inside pocket of the trucker jacket (god i don’t own this jacket but i love it, great lifting aid)

Step Eight: leave the fitting room and tell the attendant that you’re taking the jacket! Pretend (not too obviously) to change your mind about the jacket on the way to the register and put it back where you got it. Leave with your brand new kanken!!!!

OKAY SO

I realize the text description of this method might not be 100% clear… so I’m planning on making a vid of the way I clip the kanken in a UO dressing room tomorrow! Stay tuned lovelies!

itsnotretaleitsmine

Concept things of death

Anyone have experience getting these buggers off?? Or seen them being removed in store ?

❤️

em0lifter

If You’re talking Bout these

Then you Can get Them off with Something like nail clippers ;)

dutchlifter

Dutch Store Master Post (I’ll add more later as I collect info, these are just normally the stores I hit personally out of availability and ease. If you are from the Netherlands and have anything to add, please feel free!) TIP! Please be aware that the Netherlands has started using face recognition in many large retail chains, even the AH, where they will try to nab you when you enter at a later date due to the system sending out an alert that you’ve entered the store again. So be sure to scope out that nobody looks suspiciously at you when you walk inside. If you have a gut feeling about it, DON’T DO IT! It’s not worth getting caught.

HEMA

Blindspots are easily found on escelators on larger stores and behind the isles despite having a large amount of dome cameras.

All cameras are actively watched from a central location upstairs.

You wont be followed by LP (if there even is any) but will be chased once you’ve left the store if they have it on camera you’ve taken something. So be sure to use blind spots very well.

Most small items are untagged, such as makeup and small office supplies. Clothing uses soft tags.

SA’s are pretty inattentive, they won’t customer service you at all.

Small items are very easily concealed by holding them in the same hand as your phone and then putting you phone in you pocket while in a blind spot.

Difficulty: 2/5

H&M

Depending on the store location, some items will be untagged for you. There is one near me that nearly ¼ of the items on the floor are untagged.

Uses various types of dome and clam-shell tags, some with ink all removable with magnet. You may need a heavier magnet with some. A 15,000 gauss golf detacher should remove all tags.

Most locations have unmanned fitting rooms where it’s easy to detag and conceal.

No RFID tags inside of price tags although I recommend looking for soft tags anyway, just as good practice no matter the store.

Difficulty: 3/5 (dependent on the store location)

C&A

SA’s are mostly inattentive.

Weekends are best as there are too many customers for them to keep a close watch on you.

Blind spots are easily found, although the fitting rooms are ALWAYS unmanned, making detagging and concealment more than easy inside.

With the exception of more expensive items such as jackets, they mostly use soft tags which are sewn inside the seams of their garments.

Jeans appear to be completely untagged. I would turn them wrong side out and check inside pockets before actually trying to walk out with them however. I may buy a pair to return later, just to see if they deactivate a tag on them or not to be certain.

Difficulty: 2/5

Bershka

Uses sensormatic tags, wherein a hook is needed.

Usually has two fitting rooms, one upstairs and one downstairs. Both of them have SA’s attending them plus a bag scanner which will scan for tagged items in all of your bags before you enter so do not try to conceal on the floor before entering and be absolutely sure you have nothing on you when you leave unless it’s in the pockets of the clothing you’re carrying in your hands!

TIP! Hang around each fitting room to get a feeling for how the SA works. Most times at one of the two fitting areas you will have an SA who regularly leaves to return clothing items to the floor, allowing you to find a gap in where she is gone and somebody leaves the fitting area.

Best time to hit them is when the store has few people inside, so that the fitting room doesn’t have a line but not so empty that the SA doesn’t have to leave her post to return goods.

Unsure whether they have an alarm which sounds in the fitting room when tags are tampered with.

Shoes appear completely untagged, however, they may still contain an RFID tag under the soles. I would suggest buying a pair like the ones you plan to lift, watch to see if they detag them in any way, then return them to lift another pair just incase.

Sometimes have security on hand plainly marked and standing near the door.

Difficulty: 4/5

Urban Outfitters

SA’s are difficult to spot due to pretty much everybody in the store looking the same, shoppers and workers alike.

SA’s have walkie talkies making it easy for them to communicate when you move areas without actually following you.

Some SA’s are quite attentive, generally the ones standing alone, while the ones working in small groups of two or more on the floor tend to be completely unaware of their surroundings.

Not many cameras, if any, however I suspect they do have pinhole cameras placed about.

Best place to conceal is in the small “sale item” room, if there is one, as it’s always in disarray, clothing all over the floor, broken tags everywhere etc. You can easily put your shopping bag on the floor and just happen to drop items directly into it without looking too suspicious.

All cameras and expensive, non clothing, items are spider tagged or tagged with double alarms.

Not all items are tagged, upon looking, I found at least 1-2 garments on just about every rack untagged. It’s just a matter of finding the one in your size untagged and you won’t even need to hit the fitting room to conceal it.

Status of the fitting room is iffy. Sometimes they’re completely looking to make sure the tags are on safe, counted, and not double hung and other times they don’t even bother to count you on the way in. It’s best to scout out around the entrance to see how they handle other customers going in and out and also go in once without concealing just to see how they handle you personally before using them for any lifting.

Difficulty: 4/5

Douglas, Bijenkorf, Ici Paris, high end botiques

Don’t even try it!

Douglas & Ici both have a serious amount of SA’s and LP’s about plus security at the front. Both use soft tags inside the boxes which are impossible to remove on floor.

Sometimes items are behind the counter, only testers are on the floor, especially with makeup.

You will be heavily watched and customer serviced.

Security, especially at the Bijenkorf WILL CHASE you, even for blocks and will tackle you to the ground.

Difficulty: 5/5

Most stores in Amsterdam are far too small to effectively lift from. I would suggest visiting a city like Rotterdam if you want to do any serious amount of lifting as the stores there tend to be 3-4 times the size of the ones in historical cities like Amsterdam due to them not being located in monumental buildings. The Bijenkorf in Rotterdam may even be easier than say in Amsterdam, but I would scope it out fully and be 100% confident before trying to walk out with anything there as they do fully prosecute and have a serious amount of LP.

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WTF THIS IS A LIFESAVER FOR US DUTCHIES

mollymonsterliftz

Break the law!! steal shit!! be a whore!! get paid for it!!we’re all going to hell anyway!!!!!!!

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yes, i believe cringe culture is dead & yes, i am ashamed of all my interests & hobbies for no reason. we exist.

skogrowl

💉 HRT ANNOUNCEMENT 💉

YOU NEED TO ASPIRATE BEFORE INJECTING.

I’ve known many individuals who were never told by medical professionals to aspirate, which is unacceptable on behalf of endocrinology. This is an extremely important step because if you accidentally inject into a vein, you can literally die.

“I’ve never aspirated and I’ve been fine” until you’re not. “My doctor never told me to aspirate” because trans healthcare has yet to be standardized and is a work in progress. “The area I inject in has little to no blood vessels” but there are so many people who don’t know which areas are safest and it’s better to be safe than sorry.

How To Aspirate: Stick yourself with the needle and then draw back on the syringe. If your syringe fills with blood, you need to reposition your needle. If it doesn’t fill with blood, you’re safe to inject there.

Signs that you’ve injected into a vein: — Stroke — Shortness of breath — Coughing — Chest and/or abdominal pain — Low Oxygen — Blood clots — Slurred speech — Headache — Swelling — Tenderness

Literally just aspirate because it takes 2 seconds and can save your life.

Please share this post so that this practice becomes more common!