playing crusader kings 3 is actually really funny and makes you appreciate those royal political intrigue shows even more. what do you mean my daughter and heir married a warmonger (my cousin) (he was actually quite loyal and reserved once upon a time when the match was made) who got her killed in battle after conceiving one child (my granddaughter and new heir), and then when i tried to make a good match between his daughter and the king’s son (second in line) (mind you he helped install this king on the throne) he declares war on the king.
you utter buffoon. you are a stain on this family line. have you any idea the machinations i must exact behind closed doors? you are only good for the lands you hold which your daughter, my heir, shall inherit. and god help me, if you dare to endanger her life as well with your petty squabbles, you shall never see her again. she is my ward, remember? i shall have her imprisoned here on house arrest until the day you die and those lands become hers. you are a pathetic wastrel with no loyalty but to greed and carnage.
