Yes...This Amuses Me

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[deep-dark-fears]

In the blink of an eye. A fear submitted by Sophie to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

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[f13nds]

*A queen does a split for the 1,000th time on Drag Race*

Rupaul:

[alexander]

when the vitamin gummies kick in

[toastbutteregg]

this is so stressful to watch

[sarek]

It always haunts me in ‘Who mourns for Adonais?’ how Apollo has no visible nipples

[sarek]

where

[sarek]

where are they

[boophisburnhamae]

This is the future tumblr wants

[owowowowwoowoowow]

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[itsfantasticallyhomoerotic]

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

[brainplaguerewind]

Tumblr is flagging very obvious SFW images but still allows this butt inflation game to be advertised.

[brainplaguerewind]

Fucking incredible.

[smashbike]

people: wrinkles ugly :/

me, a connesiur of the arts:

[santiagonex]

some bitch in the cinema really said “ugh here we go” out loud during the first gay kiss in Bohemian Rhapsody… this is why straights should be prohitibited from attending gays only events

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

[rincewitch]

well at least the algorithm caught this obvious filth

[vivienvalentino]

the same people who scream “I’m leaving, this is the final straw” every time staff fucks up are here five minutes later shitposting spongebob memes. let’s be real you were here through the porn bots apocalypse, you gonna be here through the titty prohibition. 

[roycunt]

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

me: *searches for a post i know for a fact is on my blog*

tumblr: “sowwy, we didn’t find anyfing wike that :(((((”

me:

[crossdreamers]

@ScienceVet2 explains intersex variations on twitter.

ScienceVet is a Ph.D in Biochemistry and has published in the fields of endocrinology and sexual differentiation.  His Ph.D. is in Biomedical Sciences - Biochemistry and Molecular Pharmocology.

[ultrafacts]

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[cosplayparental]

This is true btw. I did a report about Ann Boney in school and Read actually liked her back so they ran away together and were considered the two most terrifying pirates across the seven seas

[somewhat-honest-abe]

Lesbian Pirates

Give us this film

[halvedmimi]

Just fyi - many of the illustrations and statues of them show them with their breasts exposed.  This is not because they are sexualising lesbians but because these women often used to open their shirts and expose a breast when they killed a man just so the man’s dying thought would be the realisation that he was killed by a woman.

[opisaterf]

tits out for murder!!! a true aesthetic!!!

[rocketmermaid]

TITS OUT FOR MURDER

[doubletrouble7997]

So, it doesn’t have Mary Reed, but Black Sails has Anne Bonnie, who is depicted as bisexual. The show actually has at least four LGBT characters, including the (Spoilers) main character.

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[brendanthesalty-deactivated2018]

This feels like a lost episode of Gayle

[catchymemes]

[oni-queen]

This is something out of anime.

[thehellspawnhero-deactivated202]

Anime is real.

[melodicpianist]

Life imitates art

[karshmallow]

you know whats a good trope? when a character sarcastically says “what should we do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]” and the next scene is them mid-execution of said outlandish and foolish plan

[stuffnuts]

[karshmallow]

this is exactly the scene i was thinking of when i wrote this post thank you very much