Ember Bone Dryer

he/they, mx, mr, mxister, usually ok with gendered terms

[emberbonedryer]

sometimes i see a honypost & think "it must be nice having things that constantly tern you on"

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[avoiding-claws]

[stephaniewithatea]

@arhetoricalanswer

[dancingspirals]

@penpaladinjules

[emberbonedryer]

what about the 1000s (1XXX)?

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[emberbonedryer]

can we get a banana for scale?

[emberbonedryer]

what's with the phrase "beating a dead horse", did people used to beat horses to death

[hbmmaster]

update on my miis

[emberbonedryer]

the text is very small & i'm struggling to read it, pls make the text larger

[hbmmaster]

what’s the hbm part of your name mean ?

[bbmymo]

ID: A screenshot of hbmmaster's icon, showing some sort of green and blue planet, and their blog title, reading: "Happy Birthday Mario". End ID.

[emberbonedryer]

what about the "master" part of your name, why do you call yourself that

[emberbonedryer]

[elishanelsonfanacct]

rothko: no.4, no.6, no.8. 1964

[emberbonedryer]

scroll up these are panings

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Germans completely outdid the english language by calling tv a farseer. They got their orcish shamans to name that shit

[emberbonedryer]

unlike the english television, which was named by latin speaking orc shamans

[sookayheresthething]

important question

got an interesting comment on the latest Super-Besties short so I figured I would ask here and see what people thought

this is Fantastic Furter-Franker, or Triple-F.

Triple-F is a superhero. his superpower is the ability to spontaneously manifest hot dogs out of thin air. he creates the hot dogs from nothing, they don't come from his own body or form out of his energy or anything, he just summons them, spawning them into existence.

so here's the question:

are Triple-F's hot dogs vegan?

yes, them's some vegan dogs right there

no, what the hell are you talking about

uhhh idk/it's complicated

show results

Voting ended onApr 30

feel free to share this around for a wider sample size

[sookayheresthething]

important question

got an interesting comment on the latest Super-Besties short so I figured I would ask here and see what people thought

this is Fantastic Furter-Franker, or Triple-F.

Triple-F is a superhero. his superpower is the ability to spontaneously manifest hot dogs out of thin air. he creates the hot dogs from nothing, they don't come from his own body or form out of his energy or anything, he just summons them, spawning them into existence.

so here's the question:

are Triple-F's hot dogs vegan?

yes, them's some vegan dogs right there

no, what the hell are you talking about

uhhh idk/it's complicated

show results

Voting ended onApr 30

feel free to share this around for a wider sample size

[emberbonedryer]

if one were to run forensic analysis (including a dna test) on 1 of the hot dogs, would the dna mach a specific cow or what?

[emberbonedryer]

[circusheart]

OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer

[emberbonedryer]

how it feel to have your brain removed

[homunculus-argument]

There'd be a certain charm to having 5-7 completely black cats that nobody but you can tell apart. Keep your guests and visitors on their toes by having no goddamn clue how many of them are there. Usually you only see two or three in the same room at the same time but this one time you could have sworn there were 12 of them.

[charlie-da-wizard]

No no, you need a massive house too, so guests can go a whole day and say “hey where are your cats?” And you can just reply “what cats?”

[homunculus-argument]

Expecially if they're shy and you only see them moving around at the corner of your eye. And every once in a while your shy roommate sneaks past across the hallway wearing this:

[emberbonedryer]

do this in a house with discreet servant corridors, so you can say “what cats?” more & your guests will be out of the loop on what paths your cats can even take

[emberbonedryer]

guy who hasn't checked behind the guestroom bed for a secret cat door: wtf my door was closed

[homunculus-argument]

There'd be a certain charm to having 5-7 completely black cats that nobody but you can tell apart. Keep your guests and visitors on their toes by having no goddamn clue how many of them are there. Usually you only see two or three in the same room at the same time but this one time you could have sworn there were 12 of them.

[charlie-da-wizard]

No no, you need a massive house too, so guests can go a whole day and say “hey where are your cats?” And you can just reply “what cats?”

[homunculus-argument]

Expecially if they're shy and you only see them moving around at the corner of your eye. And every once in a while your shy roommate sneaks past across the hallway wearing this:

[emberbonedryer]

do this in a house with discreet servant corridors, so you can say “what cats?” more & your guests will be out of the loop on what paths your cats can even take

[paramar]

if you remember these guys...

your childhood was awesome!

[paramar]

i made this post in like 2015, making fun of the kind of #90skids nostalgiabait you saw with the same phrase and characters from dexter’s lab hey arnold catdog etc, replaced with these meme characters that at the time were just fading in popularity a couple of years before. now more than 10 years later, with people reblogging this i feel the ironic detachment of the original post has rusted and collapsed, and what’s left is a bunch of people that really remember these guys…and their childhood was awesome!

[emberbonedryer]

update it to have wojaks so the cycle can repeat in 10 years time

[what-even-is-thiss]

Elves with antlers yay or nay? Doesn't have to be all elves, could just be elves of "royal blood" or elves that are exceptionally old.

I say nay because having antlers sounds extremely annoying like how would you put your shirt on

[emberbonedryer]

t-shirts didn't always exist & im prity shure folk weren't walking around with their tits out