Eat up my slithery friends.

Tasha, 30, Brisbane, they/them, Pagan, Disabled, Leftist, Spoonie, Intersectional Feminist, Gay, Non-Binary, QUEER AF.

[a-polite-melody]

Tfw growing up everyone your age doesn’t relate to you because you seem “too old” but then once you’re an adult no one your age relates to you because you seem “too young”.

“Too old” and “too young” are both just people picking up on the autism.

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[shutyourmoustache]

Sweet axe, bro!

[whatdoyoumeanitsnotawesome]

they all fuck SEVERELY

[safesoundxswift]

she really said ‘and while we’re at it, fuck kim kardashian too’

[lipslikethegardensofbabylon]

[texasbama]

I’ll never forgive Fox for canceling Pitch. NEVER.

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

"capitalism breeds innovation" was only ever true in the mid-2000s when cell phones kept getting more and more fucked up

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

^ healthy and diverse breeding practices

^ wild inbreeding in pursuit of uniformity and an arbitrary ideal of breed "purity" resulting in gross health complications

[joeyclaire]

i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p

[scribbleshark]

happy 1915 everyone!

[sleepy-bebby]

Scromch and Scrungle

[reversewerewolf]

[ikoruk-okomot]

“are you a boy or a girl?”

“well i’m actually multiclassing so i have levels in both”

[onlyownourhell]

It's been a while

[countessofbiscuit]

i can’t wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens

[rhys-ravenfeather]

[fallen-gravity]

[lumicomet]

[ice--ocean]

im gonna rb it every time im sorry

[funnytwittertweets]

[pidoop]

me when I have a medium day: let’s spice it up with a little treat

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you deserve a little treat

[kingofthebitches]

I feel like we’re due for more food discourse

[kingofthebitches]

reblog this with your opinion on mushrooms 

[asexual-musings]

things i have seen/experienced working in a toy store:

• a customer asking me if boys like coloring

• a customer telling her daughter she can’t give out ice cream stickers for party favors because there will be boys there

• an older couple laughing about how there’s a pink toy sword because a boy would never play with a pink toy sword (because i guess boys can’t like pink and girls don’t play with toy swords. also it wasn’t even pink it was red lol)

• a customer refusing to buy a snail robot kit for his nephew because it was “too cute for a boy”

• a customer sharply reminding me she was buying a gift for a boy when i suggested play food

• a customer telling her daughter she needed to pick a different birthday card for her friend because the one she chose had a pink envelope (her friend was a boy)

• a customer asking what a boy would like for valentine’s day instead of the stuffed dogs she was getting for the girls

• a customer getting upset when my coworker used blue ribbon on a gift bag because the present was for a girl

• a customer saying a toy guitar was “too girly” for her grandson, based only on the fact that the box had a picture of a girl playing with it (the guitar was red with yellow music notes)

but yeah, trans people have some real weird ideas about gender

[sketchdeath]

everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song

[helloitsbees]