Hit Points are a Resource

and brother i'm spent

[letterwhisp]

we all got that one homie who can't be trusted with the aux lest they play the songs of sirens and drive us mad upon the rocks

[bisexualbaker]

Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!

[bisexualbaker]

If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.

[specialagentartemis]

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God. What is the point of doing any of this shit if it's just going to get thrown out by an AI because I have a woman's name or some shit

[thickness-protection-program]

According to fox entertainment this is who we should be afraid of. I didn't know who Francesca Hong was 10 minutes ago but thankfully now I'm aware of this monster and her monsterous policies

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

[nyxwoven]

i can't post pictures in replies so here u go

[i-am-a-lesbigwen]

thats the one! thank you!

[ziggy-scardust]

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them

[brehaaorgana]

wait wait okay I have discovered people visiting the US for the first time and treating Yellow School Bus like a celebrity sighting and this is so pure and great. Yellow School Bus like in the movies is real.

[gaydiation-poisoning]

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

[greater-than-the-sword]

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

[thedankmemes]

[captain-price-returns]

most cucked demographic on planet earth

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[caytoniccox]

lol

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

me talking to a drummer: these metal discs you hit… fascinating. i adore the one which resembles a clam.

[duncebento]

love this site

[bumpscosity]

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[clonerightsagenda]

I've read about this before but I don't think I've ever added it to the #terrible space facts tag:

Enos was another of the chimpanzees NASA launched into space. He was extensively trained to perform tasks and operate switches during his flight. If he performed tasks correctly, he got a treat. If he didn't, he got a shock. Unfortunately there was a technical malfunction leading him to be shocked no matter what he did. At final count he was shocked 76 times. To NASA's surprise he persisted in carrying out his tasks, but he eventually ripped out his sensors and catheter. Not NASA's finest moment when it comes to animal cruelty. The Internet may have embraced Laika as patron saint of one way trips; perhaps we should embrace Enos as patron saint of getting unnecessarily tortured at your job.