we got 2-3 braincells and were making it your problem

she/her (system and headmates) | catgirlthing | 2 professional dumbasses on leashes + 1 holding said leashes | the world is a beautiful place, but we have to make it that way

[embers-braincells]

so uh, idk how/why you're here, but welcome

*stumbles over the mess that is my blog while trying to invite you inside*

so uh you can call me Ember (she/her)

(Ember isnt our actual system name btw we like our anonymity >:3)

i am a median system with 2-3 facets

we got:

padma (it/she, ask bc idfk the ratio): host, transfem + nonbinary mostly out of gender anarchism (would definitely fit into the female box but hates boxes), just so fucking queer, likes more upbeat or melodic music, little gremlin (affectionate), catgirl-shaped plush doll

mohini (she/her): dyke (gender and sexuality), transfem + nonbinary (bout a meter left of female), literal demoness/rākshasī, soft-ish butch, will rip you apart nonsexually if you hurt padma

Her Majesty Savitri Mahārājñī (her majesty, she/her if given permission): high femme queen (tho very much against true autocracy), will use the royal we (unless youre close), tries to be highly composed, enjoys classical music (both western and indian), dollgirl in the arthropod way

my/our system-ness fluctuates, sometimes im one entity, sometimes were separate entities piloting one body, it depends

i am a legal adult btw (might not feel it but yeah), minors are welcome but i will be making sex jokes and being horny sometimes so bear w me, or block me if thats not your thing, i dont mind :3

no creepy shit on here or you get the Brick™ (insta-block) (if you wanna be creepy in a kink way i have a hornyblog)

second gen indian in the usa, పక్కా తెలుగు (yes all of us)

this'll mostly just be utter chaos

so uh yeah

enjoy or smth idk

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oh i also have a bsky

and a hornyposting blog: @demoness-slash-dollgirl

and a worldbuilding blog: @ember-the-worldbuilder

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okay so tags i may or may not use:

#ember yaps: our collective posts

#padma yaps: padmas posts

#mohini yaps: mohinis posts

#mutualés: moot reblogs

#ember steals your post: reblogs (too lazy to say whos fronting and its usually a group heist anyway >:3)

#ember vents: vent posts (usually not gonna have the spoons to differentiate)

#ember/padma/mohini answers: asks

there will most likely be more tags, also im not going to go thru my old posts to fix the tags so get fucked

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also racists, queerphobes, transphobes, zionists, csa apologists, the like, stay the FUCK away and dont you dare interact

if you do...

"ఫోతొ కి దండేస్తా, యెదవ. చంపేస్తా."

[virtualgirladvance]

finished unpacking in new place! i finally have a closet! this room has a million times less mold!

[virtualgirladvance]

wonder if that's why i felt like shit for the last year or two..

[virtualgirladvance]

haha no

not going back in the closet (that i couldnt even use cause it was full of housemates stuff)

[virtualgirladvance]

I STARTED POSTING IN BLUE NONSTOP WITHIN A MONTH OF MOVING IN NEXT TO THE MOLD HELL CLOSET??!!????!!!!

[muzzlesbian]

[virtualgirladvance]

I AM NOT ON POISON JR LEVEL I AM A REAL BITCH FUCK EMMMMMMMMMMM

[virtualgirladvance]

YA KNOW WHAT FUXK IT IM KEEPING THE BLUE TEXT IN THE DIVORCE

[paper-mario-wiki]

hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.

[paper-mario-wiki]

for anyone wondering about privacy and whatnot, i'm happy to say that the developers are pretty committed to have 0 trackers and 0 data retention. you can read more in their "about" section, but here's the basic important stuff:

[wukker]

COBALT MENTIONED OUTSIDE OF TWITTER???

[paper-mario-wiki]

^ (one of the lead devs that made cobalt)

thank you for your thingy, it's real useful 🙏

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Do I eat chili or go on a run…

[embers-braincells]

run while eating chili >:3

[discoasphodel13]

Hey so it's come to my attention that the Creators of Disco Elysium want you to share the game and not give the company who took over and fired them (illegally)?) any profits off of their ideas and work, and I originally joined tumblr 2 weeks ago when that post was going around about the Steam sale and how you should [Skull and Crossbones flag] it instead.

So.

in light of that.

Check the replies/notes of this post :)

I was informed that posts containing links in them aren't findable in the search so i'll just.... drop a link in a seperate reboot :)

first things first though, copy this key:

q4-EJ9G2DV7MYYI-Vs0KdQ

[discoasphodel13]

here's the edited version with the captal YY in the key above!

2326 files and 29 subfolders

and also the Google drive link :

[fallout-lou-begas]

[socialmaya]

Occasionally forget people genuinely think capitalism is thousands of years old

[sylestial]

One time I was talking about Robin Hood with some coworkers and one guy was like “he was bad because the people he helped learned to expect handouts” and I wanted to be like… okay can you explain how that flawed capitalist propaganda applies to feudalism

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

reminder that capitalism was literally invented in the 16th century

[tayefeth]

That’s an exaggeration. What was invented in the 16th century was mercantilism. Capitalism really dates for the beginning of the nineteenth century, with the rise of industry and cash crops over artisans and merchants. Vulture capitalism, with the notion that companies have no duties other than generating profit, is even younger.

[antique-scarecrow]

Capitalism is only 200 years old and I have to say, they have not been an impressive 200 years

[downtroddendeity]

I think a lot of this comes from the fact that most people don’t know the formal definition of capitalism. We all know the word, we’ve all seen the jokes, but very few people bother to actually define it unless they’re talking about political theory and philosophy, so it’s easy to end up with the impression that Capitalism = Money Can Be Exchanged For Goods And Services.

Capitalism is the economic system where most of the means of production (i.e. everything people need to have to make the stuff that everyone wants) are owned by private individuals or corporations, who then hire people to provide the labor necessary to produce things, with the intent of selling the output at a profit. It’s the difference between “you’re a carpenter and you make a chair and you sell it” and “you’re Richard Q. Richington who owns a chair factory, and you pay people to sell the chairs you paid other people to make and then all the excess money goes back to you.” There have been Richard Q. Richingtons on and off throughout history, but that being the norm for every single industry is a pretty recent development.

[antiterfbutch]

An alarming amount of people seem to think capitalism = all trade, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence.

[kleeklutch]

[rikusqueenofhearts]

[vaspider]

As always, Happy Pride to Mama Lynn.

[embers-braincells]

its 95 deg outside and 80 inside, fuck my stupid baka life

[yeenaaldlooshii]

the vast majority of diy an average person needs in their life for basic maintenance is absolutely dogshit easy

[yeenaaldlooshii]

if you have like 5 hand tools and a can-do attitude congrats. youve solved 90% of your home maintenance problems. theres no need to ask and wait for other ppl to do it for you, or got forbid pay out the ass for maintenance guys. this is my universal advice for city dwellers

[yeenaaldlooshii]

actually im not done. the 5 hand tools are a claw hammer, a screwdriver (the kind with swappable bits), combination pliers, an adjustable wrench, and a tape measure. now all you need is a phone with internet. go to yt and type in "how to do x". watch a 5 min video showing you how to do it. do it. congrats. you are now the handyman of the house and the world is your oyster

[yeenaaldlooshii]

obligatory disclaimer for the piss on the poor website though. dont fuck with electricity if you dont know what youre doing, and save plumbing issues for later when youre not so green anymore. ok now go and be free

[mossdftba]

Check out Mercury Stardust the Trans Handy-Ma'am for awesome how-to videos!

She also has a book that you may be able to borrow from a local library!

Safe and Sound by Mercury Stardust: 9780744079074 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books

#1 New York Times Bestseller Don’t panic—Mercury Stardust, AKA The Trans Handy Ma’am is here to help! For too many people, the simple act

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[ririwithrice]

I read that as “for the urinated”

[embers-braincells]

how dare you say we urinate on the poor?!

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[animentality]

[embers-braincells]

if i ever reblog a post that says the pope is based for hating ai, please note that i reblogged it in a "bite each others dicks off" way

the catholic church sucks ass and i hope it dies soon but its still funny to witness a mini version of the butlerian jihad from dune

[embers-braincells]

>sees a post abt pope leo saying ai is bad actually

>adds a tally mark to the "catholic church good" column

>pan to "catholic church bad" column, looking like a prison wall with one william tally marks

[embers-braincells]

if i ever reblog a post that says the pope is based for hating ai, please note that i reblogged it in a "bite each others dicks off" way

the catholic church sucks ass and i hope it dies soon but its still funny to witness a mini version of the butlerian jihad from dune

[embers-braincells]

my grad party tomorrow #mygradparty

so ill be pretty busy and will likely not be online

[geneticallymodifiedidiot]

i will stop being dizzy by tomorrow morning i will stop being dizzy by tomorrow morning i will stop being dizzy by tomorrow morning i will stop being dizzy by tomorrow morning i will stop being dizzy by tomorrow morning i will stop being dizzy by tomorrow morning

[embers-braincells]

(psychic beam style) you will stop being dizzy by tomorrow morning

also totally unrelated note, make sure youre drinking water and getting electrolytes to balance your Inner Humors (blood ion concentration). and maybe invest in some iron-rich food.

anyway hope you have fun at pride :3

[geneticallymodifiedidiot]

i am in fact drinking water and consuming electrolytes (and somehow have a headache as well)

maybe I’ll ask mom if i can borrow an iron supplement because this would not be my first sign of an iron deficiency

[geneticallymodifiedidiot]

ah shit she’s gonna use this as an excuse to try to get me to eat meat again probably

[embers-braincells]

look. kale sucks. it sucks ASS. but its prolly the most efficient source of diet-based vegan iron. at least as far as i can tell, im not a dietician.

but yeah, iron supplements are a lifesaver if you cant get iron from blood, bc yes the iron in meat usually comes from blood. i think. im pretty sure hemoglobin is the most common iron-containing protein so yeah

[geneticallymodifiedidiot]

I actually like kale but we don’t have any lmao

[embers-braincells]

... huh ok go nuts then

also speaking of which, eat a shit ton of lentils and tofu, and beans, and spinach, most leafy greens actually since they soak up metals from the ground

and before you ask, yes that soaking up metals from the ground includes heavy metals. so dont eat sidewalk-crack kale. it will make you sick(er). but if it grew in relatively clean soil, its all good