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"Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice. There are girls made of dark lace and witchcraft and a little bit of vice." Emily Olivia Leah Blunt. Hazel and Violet's mum. Actress. Professional pretender. RP only. Not the real Emily

[merelybeing]

And we always play people who sort of loathe each other.

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arudolphxo​:

It had been one of those weeks, where the time doesn’t seem to fly by and now I’m here and with my dog. I think that made everything better. dog kisses make everything better, or maybe that’s just a me thing. hey, I’m Adeline.  has anyone having a better week then me? I surely hope so. 

Oh, I know the feeling. But hey, at least there’s only two more days until the weekend. And now that you’re in town you can go out and explore, we do have some pretty amazing places, and the food? To die for, you have to go to Assembly. My week has been fairly decent, busy with work. Nice to meet you, darling. I’m Emily, oh and welcome to town!

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bitchhemsworth​:

emblvnts​:

The blonde couldn’t even put into words what she was feeling. Her entire body was reacting to his every touch, even to his words. The sounds he was making, combined with the weight of his body hovering over her -- she done for. Emily’s hands were running up and down the massive muscles on his arms not believing she was being fucked senseless by such a man that was almost perfect to her eyes. Everything was so shiny and new, that she couldn’t believe sex felt this good. 

Emily’s leg was perched up over his shoulder, taking him deeper with this new angle. She could feel her walls tightening against his cock. She was overwhelmed by pleasure. “Fuck, you feel so so, good. Don’t stop, please.” She was grinding herself down on him with each thrust. But the moment Chris started complimenting her, at the same time that his skilled fingers were rubbing on her clit? It was her undoing. Emily stiffened, letting out a long, low cry before her hips started to move faster, chasing that feeling. “I’m so close.. oh God.” Pleasure flowed through her, spreading out from her center in a heated rush that left her nerves tingling, her palms burning, every inch of her coiling…Her cries grew louder, louder…It only took one more thrust and Emily came with a breathless cry, a sheet of white skating over her eyes before darkness took over, feeling nothing but him. “Cum for me, please, let me feel you.” Emily begged knowing Chris was close to reaching his climax.

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ohgemma​:

The rumours of my arrival in Mount Meadow were not greatly exaggerated — it’s true! I’m here, and I’m here to stay. Can you imagine what a relief it was for me to move in while you sort were out of town? It was like a ghost town, and I loved every second of it. I managed to get everything done without a speck of distractions… unless you count my sudden binge into Cowboy Bebop. I don’t care what anybody says, but John Cho remains a legend to this day. Always will be. That being said, I’m all settled now and I’ve decided to take a much deserved ‘Treat Yourself’ day since it’s a certain someone’s birthday today. I expect several of my friends to come crashing down my door with gifts and offers to buy me a pint at the local pub, and have me feeling very spoilt after thirty-nine years around the sun. Well? What’re you waiting for then? @mountmeadow

Welcome to town, darling. I must say I admire your drive and your organization skills. It took me nearly two weeks to get settled in properly. Unpacking was a nightmare. Unpacking my daughter’s unicorn collection took way longer than I would’ve thought. I do think you deserve a ‘treat yourself’ day. You earned it also because of how brilliant your performance was in The Eternals. Happy belated birthday! I’d be delighted to buy you a pint and show you around.

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Emily Blunt's looks for #WildMountainThyme press tour in the TriBeCa office of Krasinski (12/15).

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bitchhemsworth​:

emblvnts​:

The air was heavy and damp, pressing against them where they moved together on the bed. Shadows overtook the room, but there was enough illumination to catch the golden hues in his hair, to show the sheen of sweat all over his naked body. She leaned over him, her hips rocking against his searching for that much needed friction, her hands anchoring on his chest. Emily gasped his name, her fingernails biting into his back. Emily watched him with hooded eyes as he began to stroke his hard cock, she was sure that the image alone had the power to make her combust with desire and pleasure. Her nipples were hard, standing tall as her head fell back against the pillows, the sensation overwhelming her.

When Chris kissed her, Emily could taste herself on him, which made her moan against his lips. This man was surely going to be the death of her.  She licked her lips, her breaths coming out in stuttered pants as she felt how charged the air was between them. She fisted the sheets, her hooded eyes on him, watching his every move, spreading her legs for him. “Yes, yes, please, I want it, fuck me.. please” Emily continued to beg and  couldn’t control the sharp, “Oh god!” that slipped out as she felt his large cock entering her pussy. Pleasure rocketed through her, her wet heat encased him perfectly, so damned perfectly, taking over everything. She took over everything and for those few precious seconds there was nothing else in existence. “That feels so fucking good.” The blonde moaned, while her hips were rocking against his, matching his pace. “Chris... I need you to go harder.” she begged with a muffled moan.

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brdlrsn​:

They’re not right at all. I will stand by you being the coolest person I know until the end of time, trust me on that. What?! Okay, I’m a huge fan of both but your kids are just trying to hurt your feelings at this point. Julie Andrews is an icon though so I guess they have some good taste even if they’re hurting your feelings in the process. I’m great, feeling good. How are you doing? Did you have fun in Seattle?

You’re too good to me, I don’t think I’m the coolest though. I was talking to someone who made a Star Wars reference and I realised how lame I was because I’ve never seen a single star wars movie. I think it was the wig, Hazel was almost four when we were shooting Mary Poppins and I remember FaceTiming her one day while I was in full on costume and she started crying and went, “Take that silly Mary Poppins wig off”. How’s the pregnancy going? Are you having weird cravings? I did have fun in Seattle! I hadn’t been on a trip that wasn’t work related in so long. How about you?

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emblvnts​:

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Emily couldn’t believe this was happening. It was crazy to think that it had been over a decade since the last time she had been intimate with someone that wasn’t her ex-husband. Everything felt so new to her. Which was one of the reasons why she was so turned on. She was excited to learn how Chris’ body worked, she wanted to know what drove him over the edge, what he couldn’t get enough of. Her own body was reacting to every single touch, every single kiss even his voice alone was making her wet. 

The sounds that she was elicting from him were like music to her ears, it was incredible how his voice alone could do things to her. Her thighs were already slick with her juices as she squeezed them together. She moved slowly, achingly slow, taking her time while she wet his entire cock. She took him as deep as she could, the head touching the back of her throat before easing off, her tongue running up along the thick vein growing along the side. And then she sucked him hard for another moment before she was surprised by his sudden movement. Before she knew it she was laying on her back, naked. Emily nibbled on her lower lip as Chris positioned himself between her legs. The image was making her head spin. “Fuck.” She muttered under her breath. Shivering when Chris began to kiss her inner thigh, she didn’t have a chance to respond to his question when she suddenly felt his skilled tongue on her pussy. Brining out a loud moan out of her. “Fucking hell.. that feels so so good.” Emily whimpered, putting her arm over her eyes while her hand was gripping on his hair.  “Oh god, please, please,” she whispered mindlessly, her body undulating against him, rubbing as much of herself against his mouth as she could reach, her body jerking with each sensation, like her nerves were frayed and sensitive. “I need your cock inside me, please.. Fuck me.” Emily breathed out. 

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bitchhemsworth​:

Emily sighed, melting under his touch, but even as he reached her hip, making an enticing foray over her ass, her eyes never strayed from him. Her blue irises were now dark with desire.  She was very aware of Chris’ hand moving, sliding around her front and over her stomach, drifting up to her hardening nipples. When his hand came in contact with her skin, she couldn’t help the moan that escaped from her parted lips. It had been too long since she had been touched that way. She was almost sure that she could come from his touch alone. God, she hoped she’d last longer or else that’d be embarrassing. 

The blonde kissed him in return, she was devouring his lips as her hand travelled between them. She lifted his shirt slightly, so her fingertips could grace his lower stomach. Feeling his rock-hard muscles. Her hand went south until she was stroking his length through the fabric of his pants.  “ What do I want?  you.. your… mouth… on me. You… tasting me.. I want your cock in my mouth… so badly, I need you to touch me… fuck,-” She broke off in a heavy whine  “Chris…” She whimpered upon feeling his hot mouth on her breast. As much as she was enjoying it she knew what she wanted. There was no preamble, no waiting, as she pulled his pants down along with his boxers enough for his hard cock to pop free, and then her mouth was around the head and all coherent thought swept out of her head.

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itsmish​:

I’d like to stop caring what people think, but somehow, even at my age, I’m still worrying myself about silly stuff like that. I think it’s human nature to compare ourselves to others so I have a lot of respect for people who learn how to stop internalizing how others perceive you. One day I’ll get there, right? I’d be worried if people weren’t biased when it comes to their own families – unless that person has a really terrible family. Then I hope that they have a chosen family they can be biased about. See, you and I? One in the same. But in addition to doing a bunch of other distracting shit while I’m cooking, I always start well after when I say I’m going to. I agree – it’s like one end of the spectrum or the other. I wonder what it’s like to be a person who can actually take a compliment and not let it go to their head? Trust me, I know that my fears are… fairly unwarranted. I get stuck in that future thinking mess sometimes and I start to feel nervous, but then I remember that spending all my time being nervous about things that haven’t happened yet is pointless. Let the cards fall as they will. I’m incredibly lucky to have such empathetic people in my life and it seems like the more I get to know others, the more I realize that anxiety is much more common than I thought it was. Good, good – let them all wear each other out so we don’t have to try to do it ourselves. A non-burnt turkey is an accomplishment – but I do have to wonder if that means you’ve burnt a turkey before? We had a wonderful Thanksgiving! I got to see Zayn’s daughter, which is always great, and we ate until at least I thought I might bust. I hate to say that we went store bought on the pies from a local place. I might be a reasonably good cook, but I can’t bake worth shit, and Jensen has high expectations when it comes to pies. So we picked up a pumpkin, apple, and pecan pie plus some blueberry cobbler thing Jensen kept eyeballing. We… have plenty of leftover desserts if you’re interested.

Oh that’s for sure, comparing ourselves to others is definitely part of human nature. I tend to compare myself to others as well and then I have to keep remembering that saying about comparison being the thief of joy. I mostly compare myself to those moms who have everything together and who spend 100% of their time with their kids and that’s when guilt starts to sneak in. I have to constantly tell myself that I’m doing my best and my best is enough. Exactly! There’s just so much to do and so little time so like you I start making dinner way later than I originally intended to. I’m happy to say that my family is used to it by now. Oh man, now you’re making me wonder the same thing. There needs to be a balance. I don’t think I’ve met someone who loves compliments and doesn’t go to their heads. I hope I can be like that someday. What you’re feeling is so valid, and it makes all the sense in the world. I’d probably be the same way if I were in your shoes but maybe when those thoughts start to creep in, you could try meditating? It does help, especially with anxiety. To this day, I still have anxiety and meditating and doing breathing exercises surprisingly help. Oh, absolutely, anxiety is very common. I’m glad that people are starting to talk more and more about mental health without fearing they’re going to be judged. My burnt turkey, that’s a long story but to make it short, normally I don’t host Thanksgiving, we usually spend it at my ex in-laws’ place. SO last year I decided to host thanksgiving, big mistake because I ended up burning the turkey and we had to eat italian food instead. That sounds incredible! How old is Zayn’s daughter? If you don’t mind me asking. Listen, that makes me feel so much better. I can’t bake for shit either and I feel like I’m a disappointment to my kids because they don’t get freshly baked cookies. I’m guessing Jensen loves pie? I’m definitely interested! Pecan pie is my all time favourite dessert.

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simulu​:

It definitely took a little too long to happen but I’m glad it finally has! I’ve been a big advocate for asian representation for years now so I’m happy the world is finally coming around to it. When you watch SNL, let me know your thoughts! I was pretty proud of it even if they wouldn’t let me do my Emperor Palpatine impression in a sketch. Their loss because it’s fire. Nice to meet you, Emily! Big fan of yours. Jungle Cruise was amazing and I’m hyped there’s gonna be another one. Yeah, way back when I was down on cash and posed for a bunch of stock photos. Only got paid a hundred dollars meanwhile they constantly make money off them so… I’m only slightly bitter about it. How did Thanksgiving go? Did you get that stuffing right?

It’s amazing that you’re using your platform to create awareness, I think more people should do that. I so will! I’m sure you did a wonderful job, though. SO, I’ll admit that I had to look up who Emperor Palpatine was, and let me just tell you that I’m the lamest person on the planet because I’ve never seen a star wars film in my life. Nice to meet you as well! That’s so nice of you, thank you. I honestly didn’t think the sequel would get a green light mostly because Dwayne and I lost our shit during the press junket. Only a hundred dollars? Wow, what a rip off. I don’t blame you, I would definitely be bitter about it as well. Thanksgiving went great! The stuffing was absolutely horrible but thankfully my ex mother-in-law came over to save the day. What about you? Did you have a good time?

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lilyjcnes​:

Isn’t that the perk of having children? You at least get to blame them sometimes? Need to get out of a weird family event? Oh the kids aren’t feeling well, don’t want to do something, the kids have absolutely drained you. Maybe that’s now how I’m supposed to look at it but that’s one of the first things my brain goes to. Would love to hit up some of the bars, who can turn down a good drink in between exploring? Ranch is just superior in all forms, anyone who says blue cheese is doesn’t have any redeeming qualities. Bridgerton is one of those shows that just captivated people and if Emily in Paris ranks up there for you too well you just made my whole damn night. December 22nd drops the first episode! Not too long now. 

Oh absolutely, my ex-husband and I have been doing it for years. Especially to get out of dinner with the creepy neighbors we had back in New York. Then again, I think at one point we also became the creepy neighbors. Matt Damon lived in our building and I remember going craaazy on him the first time we met. Right? I think drinks make all the exploring around better. Do you have a drink of choice? Exactly, people who prefer blue cheese cannot be trusted. Ohh yess, that’s less than a month. I can’t wait to check it out. What was the best thing about filming the second season?

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bitchhemsworth​:

chris gripped over his heart, as if the woman had deeply, deeply wounded him with the suggestion that he might be a snorer. “emily… you cannot say that to me, i am honestly hurt. hurt to the core,” which made him laugh and then he just shook his head as she was getting into bed. thank god that she was a napper too, it would make it so much easier for him. “yeah, a bar sounds nice, just maybe a beer and not wine for me this time, wine makes me do crazy shit,” chris chuckled as he took off his hoodie to get in bed next to her.

now, it was a big bed and honestly it wouldn’t be a problem for either of them to have their own space, yet, when chris was under the covers and emily was too, it became very obvious to chris just how long it had been since he actually had shared a bed with someone. way longer than he thought it had been, and it was the first time in a long, long, long time he shared a bed with someone that wasn’t his ex. it was… a feeling. not strange or anything, he just didn’t know what to say about. “mhm… you watch those hands too…” he said, before he couldn’t help to reach out to tickle her side again. “okay, okay. one hour.”

Upon closing her eyes Emily couldn’t shake off the fact that this was the first time she was sharing a bed with someone that wasn’t John in over 11 years. She tried not to dwell on it too much since she had to accept her new reality. Not that she’d be spending more nights with Chris, but she had to accept that it was okay for her to move on, it was okay for her to stop revisiting painful memories. Even when the guilt would threaten to appear, she was going to do her hardest to move on and leave her past where it should be... in the past. 

Emily had lost track of time and didn’t know how long ago she had fallen asleep all she knew is that she was facing Chris, who still had his eyes closed, while her arm and one of her legs were wrapped around him. She immediately pulled back, but yet she could feel how her skin was burning, with a different type of fever. Her breath hitched on her throat, she felt goosebumps down her spine and... she was starting to feel herself getting wet. “Fuck.” Emily whispered to herself, realizing how turned on she was. She looked up at the ceiling trying to ignore her need and desire to be touched. This was a bad idea. Fuck it. “Chris...” Emily turned around so she could face him again. “Chris..” She called out again as her lips gently kissed his, the tip of her tongue gracing his upper lip. “Wake up... I’m so fucking horny, and no, I’m not kidding.”

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bitchhemsworth​: 

chris started laughing, not sure why. he was pretty sure it was because emily told him to keep his hands to himself, or just the entire weird situation here. he would make the best out of it. “yeah, i guess so, it’s just a couple of nights, sure i can handle being that close to you,” he teased, a friendly nudge to her side before putting his bag down on one side of the bed. “you sleep left or right? i don’t mind either way,” chris chuckled as he tried to see if there had been any chocolate left on the pillows for them. it had, to his delight, and he grabbed one, unwrapped it and held it out for emily to open her mouth as he placed it on her tongue.

“see, what a service we have here,” he said before looking out the window. “and, i do hope you don’t snore,” he gave her a playful wink, turning back to her. “so, are you the person that want to enjoy an after flight nap or want to go explore right away?” he asked her. honestly, he wouldn’t mind napping for just a short while. young chris would have been out the door already but almost 40 chris? he liked the idea of recharging his energy and then maybe be able to enjoy the evening. 

Hearing Chris laugh was oddly reassuring, she was glad she hadn’t made things weird with her babbling from earlier. “Just a couple of nights - sure.” She repeated, raising her brows when she noticed he went straight to the chocolate. “You’re a child, did you know that?” She muttered, with a laugh as she opened her mouth when he offered her a piece. “Uhh.. I’ll take the left side.” She shrugged nonchalantly while she rolled her luggage to the bathroom so she could change her clothes. 

“Shut up, I do not snore. In fact, I’m sure it’s the other way around” Emily said all the way from the bathroom. His following question made her think, she was going to tease him but a nap sounded like a pretty great idea. She would feel refreshed and rested enough to begin exploring. So, instead of answering, Emily found a pair of black silk shorts and a matching tank top, if she was going to take a nap might as well do it in comfortable clothes. “A nap doesn’t sound so... awful.” She said as she jumped on the bed, quickly adjusting the pillows on her side. She turned to look at Chris, “Maybe one hour? Then we can hit a bar or something. I feel like I need booze to properly explore around.” She chuckled as she got under the covers. “Keep your hands to yourself.” She reminded him as she turned around, and closed her eyes. 

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itsmish​:

I agree with you. I think we focus so much on productivity that we don’t take time to “stop and smell the roses”. I know that my habit of being late can be extremely annoying, and it throws people off, but honestly? I’d rather be late all the time because I was spending a few extra minutes on the phone with my kids than miss out on those moments that are much more important than work. Thank you! I’d say we’re a pretty amazing bunch, but I’m a little biased. You would be correct! How did you know? It couldn’t possibly be the fact I’m always late. I’ve found that there are so many people out there that aren’t able to accept compliments for so many different reasons. I feel like they need a class for it or something. Some days I feel like it’ll be fine and we’ll have it under control and then other days, I’m panicking. As an older parent, I worry about not being able to see them hit all their milestones. Not to be a total downer. I’m sure it’ll be fine! I try to keep a positive frame of mind. We’re happy to have you in our circle, and your girls – anything to keep us parents entertained while the kids keep themselves entertained. I can promise that mine and Jensen’s daughters will be having a blast doing… make-up or whatever it is girls do. That’s wonderful! I hope that you all have a great time. It’ll just be Zayn, Jensen and I since mine and Jen’s kids were here for Halloween. Zayn’s daughter and co-parent just moved to town so I’m sure they’ll stop by at the very least. And I’m, of course, cooking my ass off. I wouldn’t have it any other way though.

Exactly, and that’s not a way to live if you ask me. You shouldn’t care what people think though, you have your priorities straight because like you I would rather be late so i can spend more time with my family then be on time to things that are by far less important. It’s okay to be biased! I think we all are. Pfft, of course not, you being late all the time doesn’t have anything to do with it, at all. If it makes you feel better, I take my time with dinner too. Mostly because I’m too slow when I cook and I’m drinking wine, listening to music or doing something else at the same time. I think most people don’t know what to do when they are being complimented and the ones that love to be complimented usually have a very big ego, I’m sort of jealous of that actually. It’s natural to feel that way, but you won’t be alone. It seems like you have an amazing support system and I’m offering my babysitting services for whenever you need them. It’s okay to have these doubts, you know. But one thing I’ve learned is not to think about the future too much, or else your mind will go crazy. It’s better to focus on the moment because that’s all you have. Try living and enjoying one day at a time. That also helps with my anxiety. Gosh, that’s so true. My girls have too much energy for their own good so it’ll be great if they have more people to play with. We did have an amazing time! I didn’t burn the turkey this year, so that was an accomplishment. How about you? Did you boys have a good Thanksgiving? What kind of pie did you make? I can’t bake pies even if my life depended on it, so I’m going to need some of your recipes. 

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leighlivinglife​:

It seems I have moved to Mount Meadow just in time for the holidays! I have spent much of my time unpacking but am pleased to announce I will be enjoying Lifetime movies on the couch with some stuffed mushrooms and brie bites! I really don’t think life can get better than that, mm?

@mountmeadow

Oh, I agree, it doesn’t get better than that. I would add Hallmark movies as well though. Welcome to town, darling! Are you settling in okay? Let me know if you need someone to show you around... I will admit that I still haven’t been to all the places since I moved in around two or three weeks ago but I can take you to my favourite places.

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lilyjcnes​:

Think it’s safe to go ahead and blame it on the kids, after all, they do come with a lot of their own stuff that just makes everything seem more cluttered. If you’re offering to be a sightseeing buddy I’m going to take you up on that. Nothing makes exploring more fun than having someone else to go with. Blue cheese is one of those very controversial things, some people are willing to die by it, I am not one of those. Really? It’s crazy to think you’ve watched Emily in Paris, but I am very excited to get season 2 out to the world. 

Oh, I always blame it on the kids -- I’m kidding, kind of. They do have a lot of unnessary things, you should see Violet’s unicorn collection. Oh, absolutely! We can discover things together. I still haven’t seen so many things around here. We can hit up one of the bars too, sightseeing with alcohol is always more fun. Are we the same person? I can’t stand the smell of blue cheese and the thing itself. Give me ranch dressing all the way. Oh, I loved it! I remember being obsessed with both Emily in Paris and Bridgerton. I’m excited for season 2 as well! When does it come out?