how to copy me: a guide (also known as an intro to my blog)
𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞
she/her/hers | gemini | woc
you can call me rt!
i am a mha fanfiction writer, movie/video game geek, and science nerd! i write mostly bakugou katsuki-centric fanfiction [see my fics here], starring some of my favorite ships [currently, my OTP is bakugou katsuki/midoriya izuku]
along with this, I run a sideblog called bnhafanficrecs where i, like the name states, reccommend my favorite mha fics!
𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭
this account is just mainly going to be shitposts, random reblogs, and talks about my fics!
you can view my actual posts by going to my blog's search bar and putting in "#posts", which is a tag i use anytime i actually post!
i do not take commisions, but feel free to send me any asks through my [pick my brain] box!
along with this, please do not plagiarize, take credit, or do anything with my works unless i give permission [you can ask me through my ask box]
[my hero academia | bakugou katsuki & utsushimi camie]
"Shit!" Bakugou curses as flashing red and blue lights appear on his rearview mirror, the sound annoyingly ringing in his ears.
Signaling a turn, he pulls over to the shoulder lane. Camie turns to him with a glare, "What happened to 'pulling over is for pussies'?"
Katsuki hits her elbow before pulling down the mirror visor, skillfully smudging the red liner on his eyelids. Camie raises one of her eyebrows.
From the corner of his eyes, he spots the cop walking up to him. He puts on the fakest smile he can imagine. "Good afternoon, officer...?" The blond says with a sweet, higher pitched tone.
"Kate." The officer says, mouth going lax when he sees who's in the driver's seat. "Holy shit. You're Dynamight, right?"
He puts on a coy smile, "Mhm. May I ask why you're pulling me over?"
"Ohmygosh, I'm such a big fan—" Kate coughs before resuming his serious posture, "I mean, I'm pulling you over today for going 110 on the highway, sir. The speed limit here is 70."
"Oh! My absolute apologies officer. You see, I don't usually drive here, y'know? I'm actually going to my agency right now." The cop nods, "May I ask what your birthday is?"
"December 18th."
Katsuki gasps, "No way. I know someone born on the 18th!"
"Really?"
"Yes! Wow, it's such a coincidence, right?" He smiles, flashing his teeth.
Kate ever so slightly blushes. "It really is. Unfortunately sir, I do have to write you a ticket."
"Oh, do you really have to? It's just been a hectic day—I swear! Have you seen the news recently, fighting villains is getting hard on. me! I swear I won't speed!"
"Hmm. I guess not. I can understand a busy day. Being an officer is hard, too."
Bakugou flutters, "Thank you."
The cop turns away, walking back to his car. After a couple of minutes, he goes back on the highway. Katsuki drives out a little bit later, replacing his shy face with his resting scowl.
Blondie in the passenger seat drops her jaw. "You sly little bitch."
"The fuck?"
"What do you mean 'the fuck?' Are we just not gonna talk about that?"
"Talk about what?"
"Your fucking flirting." She says, astonished.
"I did not flirt."
"Yes the hell you did. 'Oh officer, thank you so much!'" She mimics, voice going 2 octaves higher. Katsuki barks out a laugh, making Camie continue. "You even smudged your eyeliner, you whore!"
"Shut the fuck up. It's a little trick to get out of a ticket. God knows my insurance can't rise any further." He explains, speedometer going right back to 110 mile per hour.
Camie scoffs. "You have some manipulative fucking ways."
"So? Don't tell me you've never flirted with someone to get out of a ticket before?"
With that, the blonde's ears go pink. Bakugou smirks. "Oh, shut up! It wasn't anything like that, though!"
[my hero academia (no spoilers) | teen | light swearing | no sexual or violent content | bakugou katsuki-centric | platonic relationships only | 462 words]
Kaminari wanders around Bakugou's room in his apartment. He had sneakily walked in when the blond wasn't looking—too distracted by the rest of the Bakusquad meddling with his stuff.
He still felt a wave of shock that Bakugou had allowed them to come over. It felt like only days ago when they were in U.A., and he was about to burst a vein by just Mina asking to come inside his dorm.
Bakugou's room is spotless, with various plants and meticulously organized books and posters all around. His bed has black bedsheets and blankets, and under it, Denki can just so slightly see a light orange box—about the size of a shoebox.
He maliciously smirks. Hah. Found his porn stash.
About to open it, he placed it on top of his lap, and happily sat on the bed. Should I invite the others? He thinks to himself.
A beat.
Probably should. Kaminari finalizes, deciding to peek outside. Ejirou spots him, and he calls over Mina, Jirou, and Sero.
"Where's Blasty?" He asks as they walk in, sitting alongside Denki on the bed.
"'Went out to get more drinks. Why'd you call us?" Kyouka responds.
"I found a box."
"So?" Mina asks this time.
"It's probably his porn box."
Their eyes widen, only making Kaminari smile more. Kirishima warily looks down at the box, "Should we open that dude?"
"Hell yeah. For all we know, maybe we could set him up with someone after seeing his... interests." Sero adds on, making Jirou and Ashido cringe.
Denki puts his hands on the box, slowly opening it up. Inside, numerous magazines sit, all face down.
He picks one up, flipping it over.
Kirishima turns to him, "What is it?"
He picks up another, flips it over, and places it next to the first. "They're of him... modeling."
The Bakusquad looks just as confused as him. Kaminari uncovers magazine after magazine and, in all of them, Bakugou's in the front, posing like a model.
They join and place the books on the sheets.
Italy. France. The United States. Great Britain. India. Canada.
He's on the front cover internationally.
What the actual fuck?
Hanta voices his exact thought, adding on. "The fuck? He looks so..."
"Hot?"
"Gorgeous?"
"Attractive?"
The rest fill in. Sero nods.
After a couples minutes of shock, they hear the fumbling of keys from the outside.
Shit.
They run back outside and pose normally—Kirshima and Sero spreading out on the couch, Ashido running her fingers on the granite, and Jirou around his record player.
Bakugou comes in, studying the scene. "What the hell?" He mumbles. Still, he places the beer and sake down, continuing the party.
Kaminari might not ever see the explosive blond in the same way ever again.
i hate people who say it's like learning how to ride a bike or learning how to swim just because those two things are quite literally hard to do. like, i went through over 3 swimming coaches in my childhood and i personally cannot swim for the life of me (it's embarrassing, i know). riding a bike is not as bad but it's just like so many injuries. i promise you i've fallen over 20 times riding one of those death machines. also, the fact that that stupid idiom means something like muscle memory makes me twitch in anger. i genuinely think something's wrong with me because everytime i've stepped foot in the ocean or on a bike, i instantly forget what i'm doing. it's like my body has like a death instinct instead of a survival one. but, yeah, am i literally just the minority of people who can't do anything??