filthy linda monroe kinnie

that lopez chick is pretty neat (she/her)

[lindacelestemonroe]

how i think hatchetfield characters would sign their names :)

[origin-en-route]

Me : knows you can only give kudos once on an AO3 fic

Also me: tries to leave kudos after every chapter

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

dere you go

[oursidae]

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

yAy

[post-and-out]

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

[fan-troll]

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

[goldpilot22]

Because I love you all.

[purple---skye]

reblogging cause i need to save this

[5bi5]

A note for those who have trouble measuring butter with a spoon as I do: one cup I am sixteen tablespoons. Butter/margarine bricks are usually a half a cup, so just cut one eighth of that amount 

[ironwoman359]

These are really good! And yes, for the love of god, if you have it use white sugar and brown sugar, add just a pinch of salt, and as many chocolate chips as you darn well please. Great with icecream, whipped cream on top, or a tall glass of milk (keep in mind you gotta eat it with a spoon, you can’t dip it in milk) 

Super college friendly (trust me)

[lee-not-garrison]

I made this and it’s super awesome! Bonus things you could add: butterscotch flavoring, cut up KitKats, torn apart Milkyways, and stolen ice cream!

[dying-by-fangirling-deactivated]

Ohhhh boy kiddos have at it!

[whump-mybeloved]

Reblogging so I remember to do this

[esoteric-stars]

Just made this but am out of chocolate chips so used hot chocolate powder a splash of milk and marshmallows. HEAVANLY

[thatonelonelydwaggy]

Reblog to save a life

[llamagoddessofficial]

saving for later

[kiwi-smug-silvalina]

For all my mutuals out there, top tier quarantine food

[dragonfly-fandoms]

Why not someone who deserves this, like Linda Monroe?

I know Tom never actually considered running over Linda so his wife can get her body, but what if he did?

Imagine the Hatchetfieldians' reaction to learning through gossip that Tom broke up with Becky Barnes so he can be with Linda fucking Monroe. What would they think about Linda divorcing her rich husband and leaving the four kids she talks about so damn much so she can be with some lumberjack and his boy?

Imagine.

[andieisafk]

i don't trust neurotypicals who call paul stupid, and i don't trust white people who call bill stupid, send post

[lindacelestemonroe]

with greg... and steve... and stu.... and mark and leighton and- bernie.....

[meowtalhead]

CHAOS REIGNS

[incorrect-hatchetfield]

Tim: (gets paper cut)

Tom: HASNT HE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?!!!!

[spies-always-die]

[rosebud-wizard]

its fun to enjoy things

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

this is a joke but in jewish lore angels are jealous of humans for our ability to create

[tiktoks-we-like]

[strawberrygiorno]

[Video ID: Person 1 is wearing a hat backwards and says, “Hey, wake up,” while tapping someone off screen. The video switches to the same individual playing Person 2, whose hair is all mussed up like they’ve just been sleeping. They gasp and sit up, looking around in confusion. Person 1 says, “I just murdered your entire family!  Person 2 looks frightened and says, “But- but I live alone.” Person 1 makes a shocked and confused “whaa?” sound, and then says, “Then who are all these people in your house?!” while turning to look behind them. Person 2, still scared and confused, asks, “There’s people in my house?!” Person 1 turns back toward the camera and says, “Well not anymore! Dumb bitch! You could’ve died! You’re welcome.” End ID]

[lindacelestemonroe]

i wrote another chapter of my arson fic! this one has a bit of sybilus/paul as well as another mystery ship that i am well and truly obsessed with. enjoy!! <3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28014126

[emdroidperkins]

every day i wake up and think about my silly little plot ideas that i don’t have the patience to turn into silly little books

[dirovinare]

yeah so you know this text post 

[friendlyfatigue]

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

[asleepyteen]

linguini is the only millennial character ever written correctly

[sunlightnstorms]

When I post something that I think is funny and it gets 1 note

[scarjo-daily]

MOANA 🌊 🌸 2016 | dir. Ron Clements, John Musker.