3000 Year Old Normal Animal

Lobster-20s Icon by @faefen

[emdsd40t-2]

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of gluttony

[mutationgirl]

what if his name had been alexander graham smell

[mutationgirl]

actualy we call it the telephone not the bellphone so i guess this doesn't lead us to a society where it is a smell phone. buuuuut on the other hand his company would have been called smell. smell labs. pacific smell. that's pretty good

[datgreenmonstah]

Finally had some wind today

[stephenroot]

How are we as a society going to claw our way back from the fact that a not-insignificant portion of our population is incurably fucking stupid and superstitious in ways we used to mock Pilgrims for being?

[stephenroot]

There is a substantial portion of our country that (1) believes Satan is real, (2) that he is actively working to harm them, (3) that these plans are at times enacted through country music shows at the Las Vegas Sphere by the guy who sang Chicken Fry, and (4) vote.

[sexhaver]

not my pic but this is the cleanest Storrowing i've ever seen. hats and roofs off to this unknown rental truck driver for full sending it with 0 hesitation

[taylornprice]

somewhere in angeles national forest

[kudeita]

too big to capture

[unplaces]

Orchard Ave, Corning, California.

[cosmicanger]

[catchaspark]

  Myth of the Brown Recluse: Fact, Fear, and Loathing Rick Vetter Department of Entomology, University of California, Riverside, CA

treat yourself to a uc riverside spider researcher rapidly losing his cool over the course of this article as he desperately tries to convince his interlocutors, The Entire State of California, that there is literally no evidence that we have brown recluses

[great-and-small]

That was a really fun read I love him just flat out challenging anyone to show him proof of the species in the state then going on to pretty much say ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT HERE

[griffonatrix]

This 97 day old Portland diner still stirs their water the old fashioned way

[deadelated]

Dude you have to go to Stoopidburger in Portland it's 70$ and they stir the water

[bill-blake-fans-anonymous]

Our culture desperately needs more fat hot gay guys. Not for any noble reasons of representation; I’m just a pervert

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

“The Weary Death”, 1915. By Pavel Karlovich Wenig

[things-that-are-not-true]

wolves have been renamed to woowoo bears

[sprimes]

Storm Incoming