emei(⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

phm - tmbd - and oh god oh help I'm being obsessed with disco elysium it's taking over my brain 🪩🕺🪩

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[ya-boi-haru]

Say what you want, but Grace adding, "people are hooking up" to the list of 'odd things to do at an already weird party' is the most Ace thing he could've said-

[shirtsthatgohard]

[fionn-o-nassus]

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

[bintro]

​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh

[psumnt-studentcouncil]

@murderbot-moodboard

[murderbot-moodboard]

Certified Murderbot Mood ☑️

[emein3ntz]

OH MY GOD IM DYING!!- wait no I just hadn't hung out with my friend in a while,,, oH BUT IM SO SAD I THINK1!!- no also just haven't spoken to another human for a week or so.. OH GOD I THINK ITS REALLY HAPPENING THIS TIME!?- nope. Still just a lack of social interaction. Weird how that works

[justsomepetermemes]

[byoldervine]

Fanfic is a great way to practice self-indulgence while writing. It doesn’t even have to be good, it just exists purely for your pleasure, be a little freak about it. Worry about quality and what other people think when it comes to works you intend to publish in a formal setting

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[wake-meme-up-inside]

God this makes me think of this screenshot:

"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.

[aries-of-spades]

[kaijusaur]

Narumitsu in the courtroom is a given

[emein3ntz]

Car get so hot I'm verbally apologizing to my phone every time i put the aux cord in her poo-thang

[c0rpseductor]

penis serious penis delirious

go into the woods call that penis mysterious

penis various penis hilarious

dawn of the age of the penis aquarius

penis ponticulous penis meticulous

wearing my clown shoes im penis ridiculous

[freakoutgirl]

How it feels to be the mutual who always has some fuckass annoying interest going on

[freakoutgirl]

happy fuckass annoying interest friday

[vampyyprincess]

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

[electrochemi]

casual ways to think about/talk to/behave toward the officer you met 3 days ago:

furthermore giving a fine of 250 reál to a dickhead (ostensibly because he was using the trash w/o permission, but i did it because he was racist to my partner)

great with no context

i have too many thoughts

[electrochemi]

a sketch, i don't have the capacity to finish a drawing, so this is all you get

[electrochemi]

I believe the best thing about the mirror scene in D.E. for me, at least, is that the dialogue goes something like this: "standing before you is a repulsive, alcohol-bloated man with a swollen face, he is HIDEOUS!!!" and yet, in reality... he's actually... not really? Even in his portrait, he looks... not all that terrible. Sure, he's sweaty and dishevelled and has bags under his eyes, but he isn't... repulsive? I don't know. The same goes for his 3D model. Maybe it has more to do with his self-deprecating nature and his firm conviction that he is a loathsome human being in whom no one could possibly find anything positive, but... who knows?