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Last thing you see after telling a dbh fan that you pair Hank and Connor the other way
ship dynamic: guy spooked by high places bc he's fallen to his death before x guy who wanders the edges of high places literally just because he can
Role Swap AU 2/? : Kara VS. Allen & RK900 SWAT team
(1 All Three): Beginnings
(3 Connor) The Painter
(4 Kara) : Partners
(5 All Three) : Brace for Impact
(6 Markus) : On the Run
(7) : Kara Chases Markus and Alice
(8 Kara) : Waiting for Hank
(9 Connor) Welcome to Jericho
(10 All Three) : Survival
(11 Kara): Eden Club & The Bridge
(12 Markus) : Pirate's Cove
Imagine three terminators and a swat captain with decades of experience being 1v4'd by a house maidđđđ
Role Swap AU 2/? : Kara VS. Allen & RK900 SWAT team
(1 All Three): Beginnings
(3 Connor) The Painter
(4 Kara) : Partners
(5 All Three) : Brace for Impact
(6 Markus) : On the Run
(7) : Kara Chases Markus and Alice
(8 Kara) : Waiting for Hank
(9 Connor) Welcome to Jericho
(10 All Three) : Survival
(11 Kara): Eden Club & The Bridge
(12 Markus) : Pirate's Cove
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Kara's theme's main motif is how her name sounds when played on Philip Sheppard's cello and that's making me go feral.
one of the great pains in my life is that i wanna be a tough guy, but i'm a silly goose
Are we all ignoring RK900 is canonically a freaking COMBAT MILITARY android?
((-for a âVisual guide to RK900â please visit âsionfaileasâ post, very well made article, I recommend it-))
Seriously, he is not only an âupgraded version of Connorâ, I highly doubt he will be âFBI type of prototypeâ, theyâre sending RK900 to war with Russia⊠the guy doesnât only looks âscarierâ (terminator like scarier), but he canonically IS.
This is not AU, this is real sh*t pals⊠how we donât get to see RK900 showing his features?!, itâs driving me crazy!, the guy might be literally weaponized! How cool is that?!
-{âThe RK900 is an upgraded version of the RK800: smarter, more resilient and sporting new features. The flaws of the RK800 have been rectified, making this the most effective model ever created by CyberLife.â}-
RK800 (âConnorâ) was a âdetective forensic prototypeâ. Like pointed out buy our favorite douchbag Detective Gavin Reed, he is meant to âultimately replace human detectivesâ (even as a âmachineâ, Connor is far more complex than other âandroid copsâ we see, he is able to take moral choices, sure, this causes the software instability⊠that was ârectifiedâ on the military model RK900, one of the things pointed out by the magazines is the worry about androids not being able to take âmoral choicesâ on the battlefield, and that this might cause more civilian casualties).
âŠso, I love AU where he (RK900) gets to be the psychotic partner of Gavin at DPD, but letâs think about it, there are at least 10+ Connors (RK800) you can kill (on a single play trough), so there must be a full warehouse of âRK800 Connorsâ already made ready for activation (just in case the original fails itâs mission), AND another warehouse full of freaking military grade badass RK900 androids ALSO âready to deployâ waiting for the Department of Defense to move them into their facilities!
Are we ignoring that?, like⊠best ending on the game Cyberlife itâs infiltrated?, Deviancy spreads?, itâs not the same to have a âSimonâ angry at you than to have a freaking terminator! - This canât end well, one of those RK900 is going to get angry at one point or another once they go deviantâŠ
Plus, sure, same face w/ different eye color, but just look at his facial expression⊠that guy is f*king angry with the world!
RK800 Connor looks âfriendlyâ to integrate with human detectives, RK900 is not only wearing a sort of âkevlar armorâ that protects almost all of his body and neck, but he looks like âplease let me kill stuffâ grade of intimidating.
We already witness how sick and badass RK800 Connor can be fighting others (he even takes a SWAT unit by himself, not to mention a lot of Cyberlife private security), I canât not even grasp if they release a RK900 to fight people (or androids, or bears..?)
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"please let me kill stuff" is defo something he would verbatim say at some point
i just found out about the allen60 ship and it's the funniest fucking thing i've ever seen. first ship ever to make me go
throwback to when i was reading LA Confidential and for the first ten pages i had to stop every three lines to check what a word meant and they were all slursđđ
I genuinely had to check if Ella Balinska and Jonathan Cake met at all. There's not a single interview with the two of them, I haven't even seen the two of them talking about each other, nothing.
The verdict btw is that they must have met, in some fuckass article I read that the devs insisted that Cake be on set even though he only had voice lines.
the fact that a common way to distinguish sixty and connor in fanart is to just put the gunshot wound on sixty's forehead is fucking DIABOLICAL
i killed off markus during the march because i wanted north to have more screentime in crossroads, but she fucking died during battle for detroit and it was at that moment that i knew i fucked up because then connor would have to die too AND because i lost the pacifist streak i had to sacrifice someone at border control and it's just... what the fuck
i was doing it for the craic and i got one of the worst endings possibleđ
nevermind, i'm all in for cinta/cuff, i don't even care at this point.
Can we dedicate a moment to the phenomenon of the character growth of the RK900? He practically wasn't in DBH, fine, but from all the fan media, from the Octopunk film, through Lito Perezito et al., to the last little meme about him, he grew into a character at the hands of fans.
Doomed yuri in hungarian folklore setting.... secret meetups during herding geese.... dancing together during a wedding..... standing next to each other in church scared of what the townfolk may think..... mournful folk songs about a forbidden love...... COURTING AND WLW CSĂRDĂS.......
Omg its all coming together
yes pls when?
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