Emi’s Brain

Reddit refugee #fuckspez 🌸NYC living, eat good, cute cats, bitch a lot ✨

[emi98338]

Perfectly imperfect just like me 💖

[emi98338]

My mom got me ice skates as an early Christmas present and I’m in love 💖 finally living out my childhood ice skating dream! ❄️

[emi98338]

Very important. So there’s an app called ShopCats, and it shows you all the working cats in your area. You now have access to all the bodega cats and can add new ones you encounter. Let’s go pet some cats!

[emi98338]

I’m in the midst of Christmas gift planning and may I say it’s going

✨poorly✨

To try and help myself not spend too much or buy a billion things my boyfriend doesn’t need, I implemented a 5 gift limit. As planning went on, I started to realize a lot of my “gifts” are more experiences than anything, and are costing me WAY more in the long run. Did I start readjusting my plans once I realized this? Yes. Did I CHANGE any of these plans? Nah.

So now we’re doing an experience once a week as a special “date night” sort of thing, where I can give him a new gift each week. I did have to work together with him for the first surprise which was a cooking class we’ve wanted to do for a year, so we can each get a discount cause these are up there in price but worth it 😅

Week two will be one of my favorites because I get to go “surprise babe, you’re now a level 3 good mythical society member!!” And watch his mind explode. It also comes with a great discount I can use to get a ton of gifts from the actual website itself for Christmas. We’ll order in whatever food he wants and spend the night watching all the new content we can.

Week three will be a concert/rave with a group we enjoy so we can let loose and dance and focus on having fun together with good music 🥰 and maybe some birria? Because god how good is birria?

Last but not least, just days before Christmas, we’re gonna take it easier on the cash and bake Christmas cookies and watch movies in matching pajamas and be generally adorable together. I’m still not sure what all his stocking will have in it besides a new bucket hat, but I do know I’ll be mixing it up this year and making fondue for Christmas! Gonna have all the veggies, steak, homemade Asiago bread, yeah we’re gonna hurt.

Should I probably be thinking more about moving? Yes. Is that a slightly later problem? Also yes!

[moveslikekeithrichards]

having a bathroom spider is so beautiful. like yes this is my friend Advil Two hes grown to the size of a crumb and he caught an ant today

[emi98338]

I used to have 3 bedroom spiders, 2 big bois and a little guy. The big bois would chill in their corners and look scary but I never actually saw them DO anything. Little guy though? Damn was he f a s t! I saw him catch multiple small flies and was happy watching him in my window, looking for his silhouette against the streetlights or morning sun.

Then my cat also noticed how fast he was. Fuck you Bagheera you monster..

[emi98338]

My drafts are full of random bits, odds and ends. Things I’ve overheard people say, things I’ve observed, I’ve done. I get so excited to type them down so I don’t forget, but 9/10 times I just send everything immediately to drafts. I can understand not wanting to go through the effort of making a TikTok video because they take forever (even though I’m forever taking little videos just in case) but even a post? Why am I like this?

I’m gonna start posting from my archives, and maybe you’ll end up seeing some of my videos too if you ask nicely! Time to change my brain to do what I want!

[emi98338]

“So there we are at dinner, I’m putting my arm around her shoulders cause this model is there and there’s no way to, in the middle of dinner be like “hey babe your entire boob is hanging out of your dress.” Without drawing the attention of the entire party. Then excused herself to the bathroom, in her white dress, and sat for 30 minutes scrubbing her new period stain out of it. “Oh also when we got outside I had an allergic reaction” WHAT?!?! “Oh yeah it was a very busy night for me.”

WHAT DID I JUST OVERHEAR I CANT I CANT IM WHEEZINGGGGGG. THIS WAS PRECEEDED BY THEM ALL TALKING ABOUT HOW FANCY NEW YORK BATHROOMS ARE! 😂😂😭😭😭😭

[emi98338]

I finally did it omg! I directed Natalie Portman, she’s so sweet, I’m the envy of all my coworkers and I can officially die 💖

[emi98338]

It’s summertime loviiinnn’ lovin’ in the summertime

[emi98338]

To the person who started watching Cars out loud while in the restroom, I have so many questions..

[emi98338]

Was very fortunate to meet both Tessa Bailey and B.K. Borison at a signing event tonight in Brooklyn at one of our newest bookstores straight from LA, The Ripped Bodice. We all know how I devour romance books, and I ended up with 5 new books tonight along with the one I’d preordered for the event 😅 worth it!

[trashieart]

I started this when the movie first came out and I finally had the time to finish it 🫠✨

[perths]

real

[pocketss]

when you are just hanging out

[thetetra]

I love the implications of sentient “monsters” .

[emi98338]

If only I didn’t get screwed out of my costume corset and have to settle for an Amazon choice.. just a few more days!

[emi98338]

I wasn’t even NEAR THE BOOK SECTION EJENENEJJEBWJEJENE I HAVE TOO MANYYYYYYY (says no one seriously ever but for real someone stop me) I saw the author and made a stupid noise as I lunged across the aisle 😭

[daily-deliciousness]

Maple pecan double chocolate banana bread