Ham Sandwich

19 | Oklahoma | SOONERS | F1

[hyperculture]

OH OKAY......

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Big fan of whatever this genre of conversation is

[wizardrights]

[horsedestruction]

Wilson Pussy Indulgence

[greghatecrimes]

happy wilson pussy indulgence wednesday yall

[househeritageposts]

wilson pussy indulgence post

[sunfortune]

crying

[ardentguilt]

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

[kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202]

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

[german-milfs]

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

[been-here-b4]

[tunawise]

i’m crying i’m crying what do you mean

[learn2anarchy]

Probably reading too much into it but this video has always filled me with such indescribable longing. Like the climax of a sports movie where everyone else has turned away from our hero facing impossibly long odds except for the one die hard with his fists clenched whispering, “come on you son of a bitch, you can do it.” But “it” in this case is outrunning the toxic nightmare of urban sprawl. I want him to run so fast he breaks free from the things we’ve done to this world. I want him to clear the city limits and find the forests that don’t really exist anymore. To gambol and forage and rest in primeval bliss. I want him to make it.

[scrungocapitalism]

@maximum-hog

[tunawise]

this is a collared peccary, aka a javalina and a big one

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[possumcollege]

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[ejgto]

[caden]

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

[caden]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[tearlessrain]

funniest possible site to get this on

[vryfmi]

post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button

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[sailermoon]

[sailermoon]

saw these tags days ago and I’m literally always thinking of it now. they have all the pollen and such on them

[tunawise]

Stop that, stop. stop it.

[segamascott]

we have to go back in time and start killing people

[segamascott]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]