queer/activist/self-help shit mostly

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[emieee]

Just a reminder that if anyone who comes on this page needs someone to talk to or someone to listen to them, my messages are always open. I want to help you.

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Sending asks if greatly appreciated!

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[emieee]

Send 'emieee_tells' anonymous questions on Tellonym!

send me tells!

[emieee]

remember when you thoughtvyitdrj $; gigqhh8v4

yeah somethign like that

im alive btw i just never log on here

[just-shower-thoughts]

I don’t understand why some Christians promote abstinence as a form of birth control when it didn’t even work for Mary.

[thatknitchick]

I really shouldn’t be laughing right now.

[hashtagloveloses]

story time: so i grew up in an abstinence-first education state where everything ended with “abstinence is the only form of contraception that is 100% effective” and my best friend gave a presentation on contraception where the last slide was just a picture of the virgin mary that said “abstinence is 99.99% effective” and she almost got kicked out of class

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

One of the kids I’m babysitting rn just asked me, “Miss Amy, can I tell you a secret?” and then informed me that his brother does not have blood anymore, because they saw a doctor take it

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

Same kid that attended this Sunday’s church service in full vampire bat costume and screeched loudly anytime someone said his name

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

Update his two year old brother just handed me a partially squished cockroach

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

Today’s secret is “if I carry too many things, I die,” and he definitely, for sure did not tell me that specifically because I asked him to pick up his jacket moments beforehand

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

“Where’s the tiger?” the five year old asks, peering around the zoo. “I don’t see him!”

“Probably he had to get his covid shot,” says the three year old, nodding wisely.

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

How could I possibly forget this exchange

“You can’t play with my skunk,” says the three year old, snatching the toy from the five year old. “Mr. Skunk doesn’t like you.”

“Whoa, whoa,” I say, while driving. “Mr. Skunk likes everyone!”

The three year old makes direct eye contact with me in the rear view mirror. “Except the police,” he says darkly.

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

Overwhelmed! When the five year old learned that I’m having a bad day today, he immediately asked me to take him home so he can “get us a snack and help with whatever you want to do today.”

The three year old has offered to carry all the backpacks into the house, despite his former statements re: dying if asked to carry his own belongings

[wwomenn]

Maya & Carina:

Perspectives

[life-iz-serendipitous]

Their progression is immaculate! If they break up, love simply does not exist!

[wwomenn]

Going to the chapel and we’re …. gonna get married💕🥰

( Maya & Carina)

[princessbeetle]

practise

[rainbluealoekitten]

@emieee

[emieee]

OMFG

[emieee]

hey bestie <3

hey bestie hru

[emieee]

With all due respect, “TERF” isn’t a real identity. It is simply this generation’s “feminazi”.

Why do these terms exist for women who simply agree that sex-based oppression exists?

Well,

“Feminism is hated because women are hated. Antifeminism is a direct expression of misogyny; it is the political defense of woman hating.” Andrea Dworkin, Right-Wing Women

nah cuz yall really be putting the stupidest shit in here and trying to sound smart about it LMAO WHAT IS THIS

also just as a tip please never quote something that says "right-wing" as a commendable source

[vaporize-employers]

btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold. 

many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit. 

like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people 

[khattikeri]

does that include bread

[vaporize-employers]

yes

[vaporize-employers]

[doomgeneration1995]

Here’s the USDA mold chart

[thehugwizard]

VERY IMPORTANT INFO FRIENDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[queersthings]

Station 19 has me by the throat with this couple🙈

[tiktokmuseum]

are men okay?

[siderealsandman]

NO

[zymomonasmobilis]

my husband told me, after many years of being together, that when he was about 7 a teacher used to single him out for being disrespectful at school. Apparently his disrespectful offense was “smirking” too much???? So he got punished for smiling???? And eventually just trained himself to stop smiling so this teacher would leave him alone???? And that’s why he has such a stoic facial expression now and can’t smile for photographs.

I had to.....privately cry after hearing that one

[thanos-the-dad-titan]

Wow

[themildestofwriters]

It’s the only way men are able to discuss their issues because society taught them that they shouldn’t burden people with their issues or that their issues are meaningless or that their issues aren’t actually a thing. Sharing anecdotes with friends is one way of talking about it, because they feel comfortable enough to share. At the same time, they might just not know that the event was traumatic because it’s trauma y’all.

[crownquill]

im-

[sammyofthesea]

Take this to be your reminder that men experience trauma too and need a safe space to talk about it. Be that safe space for your friends who are men

[great-tweets]

literally what the fuck

[minimalistgrufti]

[logicalparafox]

Plus his name was Henry and he called himself Indiana after their dog that he loved, so could even be Henrietta Jones and still call herself Indiana and NOTHING NEED CHANGE AT ALL. 

[desidesidesi]

I’m a woman and my last name is Jones?? What the literal fuck

[banahbanah]

Your name is Jonesette now I’m sorry.

[pantaro]

Ms. Indianana Jonesette and the Queendom of the Crystalle Skullabella.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Source

[findsomethingtofightfor]

[insufficiently-advanced]

ok this is a poignant visual metaphor tho

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

[do-as-youre-told-deactivated201]

This is so well put I am stunned

[mehatesithere]

this is amazing

[himbodiaz]

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

[hmslusitania]

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

[tevankinkley]

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[faerytale-wings]

My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.

People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.

[tungledotfuck]

Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??

[faerytale-wings]

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review