Something Clever.

My name is Emily. I study biology/chemistry. I love comics, dinosaurs, sailor moon, and dogs. 

[earraigh]

[collarpoints-blog]

dogs dogs dogs also flowers

[tomjacksonservo]

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

[menandtheirdogs]

ultrafacts:  Sarbi is an Australian special forces explosives detection dog that spent almost 14 months missing in action (MIA) in Afghanistan after disappearing during the Battle of Khaz Oruzgan in September 2008. 

On 5 April 2011 Sarbi was awarded an RSPCA Purple Cross Award at the Australian War Memorial. The RSPCA Australia Purple Cross Award recognises the deeds of animals that have shown outstanding service to humans, particularly if they showed exceptional courage in risking their own safety or life to save a person from injury or death.

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[zarastaples]

[insertnerdyjokehere]

when you’re out looking for pokemon but then the server crashes and you’re forced to enjoy nature

[his-shining-tears]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

someone please… please just help this sweet boy… please… please help this kind young man… please… someone

[sixelona]

Chill out, birds

[cartooncoyote]

[kerokerofuntime]

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

[chibisokka-blog]

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

[letshearitfortheuniverse]

Did all of you major in boob math

[kazzyboii]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN AT LASt

[boobsdontworkthatway]

Reblogging an old classic for boob physics appreciation. Bless you for calculating this. -s

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

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[obscoorereference]

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[emilybemilyyy]

@xoxolyssa

[weloveshortvideos]

[gondwana]

this cat is VERY small and VERY round, 10/10

[weloveshortvideos]

Sophie can’t see bc she won’t drop the toilet paper roll!

[scotttrek]

My thought on the Captain America debacle

Cap is actually hydra huh?

Even if we put aside how this goes against everything his character represents. Even if we put aside how horribly offensive it is to the original creators, this is still a horrendous idea of a plot twist

Because there’s no way it makes any sense.

Cap is a double agent? If he is he’s the worst one in the history of the world.

Double agent? He’s punched out Hitler like seven times. He’s been fighting Hydra for the majority of his life. He’s probably done more to foil Hydra plots than anyone else in the Marvel Universe,

I’m sure Red Skull was chuckling to himself as Steve’s fist connected with his face and his base blew up again?

Cap is Hydra? How?

[emilybemilyyy]

so today I got super depressed for no reason and rewatched a season and a half of bojack horseman because I like to spend my off days wallowing in self pity and hating everything

[shawnwasabi]