Giant Mess

Emily•33•👰‍♀️💍🤵‍♂️•🧒👶•🐶🐶• resident rep•Shakarian trash•Solavellan hellion

[emilyfay]

>mobile header img from milkywayes<

Hello! I am a 33 year old wife and mother of 2. I am obsessed with Mass Effect and Dragon Age, but there are other things here too.

[64mpg]

google used to know what i was talking about

[chrishohl]

just another portentous day in Ecruteak

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[cupidcosmos]

Spot the difference (HARD)

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

Buran Orbiter

[clothed-gun]

Okay and the left one?

[identifying-planes-in-posts]

dogy

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[targetedknowledge]

[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[theodysseyofhomer]

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

[polyphemusthecylcops]

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[theodysseyofhomer]

this is the only funny addition to this post

[simlishliz]

Time for Summerween activities 🎃

[herhighness-thequeenofhearts]

Famous last words

You fuckin clowns

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

yall are sleeping on a brand new rivalry here

[prismole]

sticking shakarian in photo studies like I'm playing with dolls

bg is based on this photo by Saul Leiter

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Writing would be so much easier if I didn't have youtube or computer games Right There.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"Derin you can get timed apps to block -- " No. I don't want to block them. They're too fun.

[hrrkikshoard]

Me when I block myself from my games.

[greater-than-the-sword]

When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

[kennycrows]

me: *saves videogame*

me:

me:

me: did i save

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

"i love being outside at night, it's so peaceful"

me, outside at night, the moment our headphones die

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

did anyone hear that

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i think there's something out here

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i'm scared. is anyone there?

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

help

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT