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[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

sweetstardrop

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

scenicroutes

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

eggco

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

timeandmusic

talk less, mackle more

internet

gorillamunchies

no thank you, owen

uglyodd

my brain in times of crisis:

fatpikachupics

imanes

me: im bored what should i do

my brain: here’s something productive that u have been procrastinating on doing for literally three mont-

me: haha u wild. anyways only realistic suggestions please

teathattast

orangep0p

ˡᶦˢᴛᴇɴ ʸᵒᵘ ᴄʀᴜˢᵗᵃᴄᴇᴏᴜs cheapskate ˢᵠᵘᶦᵈᴡᴀʀᴅ’s ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ ᶦⁿ my house ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʜɪʀᴇ ʜᶦᵐ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᴀʟʟ ʙᴇᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ᴀ ˢᵗᵘᴘɪᴅ

dime

meow-moment

Why did Mr Krabs shit out a wheel at the end

lazygravez

have you not seen the episode?

meow-moment

Oh right I forgot about the hit spongebob episode “Mr Krabs Shits Wheels”

teathattast

world heritage post

slab-o-meat

what does this mean

institute-for-thermal-research

Homophobia is bad

strangefriendperson-deactivated

DTF

dude…..

toad friends…..

strangefriendperson-deactivated

rlymax-deactivated20140421

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

despazito

thyrell

i can see despair in his eyes and i cant even see his eyes

lachonk

you approach me on my throne of stuffed animals. I lean down to my second-in-command, Butters the golden retriever Webkinz, and he whispers in my ear. We await your plea. The council will decide your fate.