Julian🔫👹

[jcjoeyfreak]

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[a-multifandom-mess12]

[emilyshotchrocket]

JJ: last night I only slept six hours

Emily: that’s nothing. I only slept for three hours.

Reid: well I didn’t sleep at all.

Hotch: *stumbles into the room, pouring coffee grounds and water into his mouth.* What year is it?

[emilyshotchrocket]

Morgan: Prentiss kissed you and you said “Thank you”?

Hotch: Yes..

Rossi: Well, that was very polite.

[emilyshotchrocket]

Emily: Can I ask you stupid questions?

Hotch: There is no such thing.

Emily: how does ink come out of pens?

Hotch: Alright, there is such a thing.

[emilyshotchrocket]

JJ: Those trousers are really working for you.

Emily: yeah?

JJ: They’re working for me too.

Emily: you’re flirting with me?

JJ: something like that.

Emily: finally! Do it some more.

[emilyshotchrocket]

Rossi, after a case with some spectacularly annoying agents that he considers family: Do not come over to my mansion.

Rossi: If my mansion is on fire, you may knock once.

Rossi: if I do not answer, assume I set the fire and want to burn to death.

[incorrecttheconjuringquotes]

Stranger: Is that man annoying you? Lorraine, glances at Ed: Yes, but he’s my husband. I signed up for this.

[incorrecttheconjuringquotes]

Ed: Thanks for agreeing to see us. Father: I didn’t. You just walked into the room and started talking. Ed: I don’t have time for a history lesson.

[lilliejareau]

rossi: that beast cannot come within fifteen feet of my cars interior.

emily, covering sergio’s ears: dave! show some respect!

rossi: i was talking to you.

[incorrecttheconjuringquotes]

Judy: I sleep with a night light on.

Drew: I sleep with a cross under my pillow.

Ed: You two are pathetic.

Alice: Oh, yeah? What do you sleep with?

Ed: Lorraine.

[incorrecttheconjuringquotes]

Ed, laughing: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swing set?

Lorraine: No, I said "Ed, don't lick that swing set" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swing set.

[incorrecttheconjuringquotes]

Judy: Mom wants to speak to you in her study.

Ed: Mom doesn’t have a study.

Judy: You know that room you closed off because there was a spider in it?

Ed: SHE OPENED HELL’S GATE!?!

[incorrecttheconjuringquotes]

Ed: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Lorraine: Even better!

Ed: …What did you two do?

Judy: *holds up a chicken*

Lorraine: His name is Winston.

[incorrecttheconjuringquotes]

Ed: What do you want for your birthday?

Lorraine: For you to stop fighting ghosts you can't see.

[lilliejareau]

morgan: girl are you good?

emily: yeah, why?

also emily:

[lilliejareau]

cm x spongebob pt2 bc why not?