#incorrect hotchniss

[emilyshotchrocket]

Hotch: What are you doing in the kitchen at three Am?

Emily: I was gonna light this chicken on fire and see if it turns into one of those Harry Potter Phoenix things.

Hotch:

Hotch: listen, I'm gonna give you the number of my therapist, tell her I sent you.

Emily: your therapist quit last week.

Hotch:

Hotch: listen, I'm gonna find us both a new therapist.

[lilliejareau]

Emily: *hiding something in her coat* I think we should adopt another kid.

Hotch: No.

Emily: Why not??

Hotch: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “cat”, and we already have fifteen of those.

Emily: *unzips coat* Sixteen.

[banditwolf1354]

Emily: Everybody looks so happy, I hate that

Hotch: Emily, We are in the movie theater watching a horror movie with people occasionally screaming at a jump scare and you say ‘Everyone looks happy?' What kind of logic is that?

Emily: Prentiss Logic, also could be known as Emily Logic

Hotch:

Hotch : Why am I even surprised..

[albonapinto]

officiant: now, repeat after me-

emily: after me

officiant, to hotch: are you sure you want to marry this one?

[sequinsmile-x]

Incorrect Hotchniss Quote:

Aaron: Emily, if you die, for real, do you want to be buried or cremated? If you get hit by a bus what do I do?

Emily: Go after the bus driver and make him pay for what he did to me.

Aaron:…

Emily: Avenge me, Aaron. Avenge me.

[ssasergio]

Emily : *nudges Hotch at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Hotch? Wake up, Hotch! Listen! They're sexless!

Hotch: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

[hazelhearts]

Hotch: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Emily: Mine just says "Emily no."

Hotch: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

[hqtchner]

hotch: the victims died in the living room

prentiss: I guess it’s not a living room anymore

hotch:

hotch: get out