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criminal minds fake tweets part 1/?

emily, texting: guys i have a story to tell!

JJ: oh boy, go on.

emily: so i sat down on my couch—

JJ: ???

penelope: THE CIA GOT HER ASS BEFORE SHE COULD FINISH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

JJ: Those trousers are really working for you.

Emily: yeah?

JJ: They’re working for me too.

Emily: you’re flirting with me?

JJ: something like that.

Emily: finally! Do it some more.

hotch: so explain to me how you two got into a car accident

jj: well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road and emily didn’t notice it, so i said “em, deer!”

hotch: and???

jj: tell him what you said emily

emily: “yes, dear?”

Emily: JJ, when I die, you gotta die too.

Emily: Ain't none of this "she would want you to move on and be happy".

Emily: No I wouldn't. Get in the casket.

JJ:

Emily: *is carrying all the groceries*

JJ: *holds out hand to help*

Emily: *aggressively moves all groceries to one hand to hold JJ's hand*

Emily: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don't murder everyone right now.

Reid: There's no JJ in prison.

Emily, nodding: Thank you.

Emily: You're losing blood. What's your type?

JJ, bleeding out: Dark hair, lean, good at fighting-

Emily: Your blood type.

JJ: Oh, I don't know.

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