AgentOklahoma's Blog

A shipping trash blogger that posts from a dumpster. (Note: Not from Oklahoma, I'm actually from Australia, sorry for any confusion T_T)

[30secondstocalifornia]

[johnnysilence-deactivated201607]

Characterization done right.

[jenngeek]

Steve Rogers in a single gif.

[verysharpteeth]

We joke about Steve’s patriotism as his strong suit, but his actual strength was his sense of moral right. His whole philosophy is summed up in the line “I don’t like bullies” in the first movie. Steve loves his country. He loves it enough to be at the front of the line trying to fix what he sees as moral wrong in it.

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

kehinki: #there isn’t even any indication he loves his country t b h#all we know is that he wants to fix what he deems morally impermissible#”I don’t like bullies /I don’t care where they’re from/”#that last bit is important

[the-real-seebs]

Steve Rogers is a full-time cosplayer for a character from a golden age AU popular with the United States fandom.

[jumpingjacktrash]

steve rogers is patriotic in the most real sense: he represents the concept at the core of the american ideal, the concept of freedom that is the reason our political system is designed to adapt and alter itself for constant improvement.

he is not loyal to any momentary leader or agenda, and when those leaders and agendas stand contrary to his core ideal of self-determination and freedom from oppression, he’ll speak up without hesitation.

honestly, i never would’ve thought captain america would be my favorite superhero, but he’s the activist i aspire to be.

[onegoodey-deactivated20160608]

Captain America is loyal to nothing but the dream.

[muchymozzarella]

[maaaaarveeeeel]

He might be named Captain America, but let’s be honest here, if he were real he’d be so against EVERYTHING going on in America right now. The Republicans would be telling him to “get out of their country” and he’d be wearing a BLM shirt with the LGBTQ+ flag around his neck knocking down a Christopher Columbus statue with his bare hands yelling about how he didn’t go into the ice for this shit. And then he’d probably go knock some modern day Nazis out with his shield just because he’s pissed they’re still around.

[thefuzzyaya]

Oh Spock… 

[murielsweddings-deactivated2023]

stopppppp im going to pass away just thinking abt this

[youngbloodbuzz]

#what a way to discover you have a priase kink

[champagne-vagabond]

When I got my first tattoo I told my rather beautiful tattoo artist that I refused to be a wuss and she said “Oh dont worry, if you squirm I will pin you down.”

And that lives in my head rent free.

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[cipheramnesia]

“What is it with queer people and tattoos?”

[facelessoldgargoyle]

Something something intricate rituals

[aleisol]

[uprising-trolls]

the other night my friends and i played around with phasmophobia’s local in game chat

featuring pepsiman

[zant]

the fact that it’s muffled because they’re upstairs made me scream laugh

[babblebunny]

I’m calling this segment

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* Just Ace Things *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[mysharona1987]

[caitlinfishfood]

oh boy

[princessscrambledpancakes]

this is a Complex Web

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[doctortatertot]

[painlessnostalgia]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[secondbeatsongs]

Visit Original Link

“Old Town Road” with every other beat removed

[supergraphicultramoderngirl]

[bababooey-official]

HAT IS BLACK

BOOTS IS BLACK

RIDING HORSE

YOU CAN PORSCHE

[nevergenders]

this fucking version of the song has been stuck in my head for the past three hours and i was trying not to sing it at work FUCK

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

“Anxiety disorder” sounds so morose from now on I’m telling people I have Clinical Heebie Jeebies

[normal-horoscopes]

Medical Grade Willies

[normal-horoscopes]

Sudden Prolonged Zoinks

[gallusrostromegalus]

Chronic Botheration and Foreboding

[homunculus-argument]

I wish rich people went back to keeping artists as pets. Like when you’re wealthy enough you pick a cool weirdo to do regular commissions for you, and if you really want to flex on your peers, you’ve got several.

 And you visit them every once in a while like “hello, I’ve paid for your rent and your tools, have you worked on that commission giant oil painting of me getting sucked off by my political opponent, who is unfortunately still the mayor of this town, like I requested?”

 And your favourite feral art person looks up - mouth full of gravel and completely surrounded by art-related trash like “no, but I designed a helicopter.”

And you’re like “that’s fucking lit, the mayor doesn’t have a helicopter. Please carry on as you have.”

[rocktheholygrail]

[thickness-protection-program]

[xicamatl-deactivated20201127]

I have to tell you about the Abuela on my street.

She is nearly 70 years old, with wonderfully brown gnarled, wrinkled hands and eyes that are creased from smiling. She hand-makes all of her own clothes and sews dolls for my little sister. Abuela is very lonely… her husband already passed and her kids live far away. She misses her grandkids. Abuela comes around our place for the company almost every other day.

So this morning, my little sister and I went to visit the Abuela to return the kindness of her vegetables with some homemade soup.

It’s a funny joke we have, that if you can make a perfect posole you are wife material. I was joking around with my friend beforehand to see if I was worthy of marriage, and my little sister thinks me failing is the best thing in life, so of course she wants to ask Abuela when we arrive.

We’re wearing masks and gloves and can’t give her the big hug like we want to, but Abuela is always happy to see us. We bring the pot of soup to her table. My little sis, the little shit that she is, immediately asks, “Abuela, is Reina ready to be a wife yet?”

And Abuela immediately shifts her entire mood. Her face literally becomes this:

Abuela’s look pierces through my heart.

“Who are you trying to impress? A man or a woman?” she asks, deadly serious. We have broached the topic of marriage. It is her domain now.

And I, Rei, gay as the fourth of July, cannot believe that either Abuela clocked me instantly or that she could possibly have a fascinating past of her own. 

I thought about lying, but my little sister was there and I don’t like to lie in front of her. So I was honest and said I was trying to impress a woman.

Without a response, Abuela carefully tries the posole. The room is silent.

“For a man, it’s good,” she says after a moment. “But, you’ll need to work harder to impress a woman.”

All I can do is politely nod. I have so many questions.

Now Abuela is tired. She wants to eat and relax in peace, so she waves us away. We make sure she’s settled, and then my sister and I go home.

I can’t believe my 70 year old Abuela said BI RIGHTS

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

this is the funniest fucking thing ever

not only did the grandma say bi rights but like

she had two separate scales of food judgement for men and women AT THE READY and there’s something inherently hilarious in “FOR MEN IT’S FINE, FOR WOMEN DO BETTER” 

[jimkerk]

the least realistic thing about star trek is that starfleet uniforms don’t have pockets and nobody complains about it

[crisisoninfintefandoms]

My instinct is to agree with this, but like, when I really think about it…

No money, no credit cards, identification is all vocal/fingerprints/retinal, so no wallet.

Again, doors are voice activated, or just unlocked by entering a code.  No keys.  

Communication devices are tiny and stick onto clothing starting in Next Gen.  TOS had bulkier communication that they carried around or kept in, like, packs and stuff, so the arguments for pockets is a little more valid, and if I remember correctly, those costumes did have pockets, tho I could be wrong about that.  But anything post TNG, the point is moot anyway.

Tricorders and phasers are really the only thing anyone’s carrying around, and that’s usually on away missions where they’d be bring their packs/holsters or just have them out.  I mean, who wants to stick a phaser in their pocket?  

So, yeah.  There’s not much little stuff people need to carry around everywhere.  And if they are preparing for a longer journey or want to bring bulkier things, well…just bring a bag.  It fits more anyway.    

[jimkerk]

what if i find a cool rock and want to take it home with me

[fair-itself]

Every time a member of the USS Enterprise has found a cool rock and taken it home, it has resulted in eleven deaths, six temporal displacements, the holodecks breaking again, and somebody getting turned into a lizard. Pockets are a privilege, not a right.

[thesadchicken]

[fair-itself]

I’ve gotten more notes on this comment than anything else I’ve ever posted, but this is the best addition to it I’ve ever seen. Thank you.

[willelbyers]

shane not believing in ghosts despite hearing a disembodied laugh by his bed as a child vs. ryan believing in ghosts because his toothpaste fell over on a boat once

[ichijoukenichiro]

Conspiracy theory/movie script idea: Shane isn’t afraid of ghosts and demons they investigate because he has actual knowledge of the supernatural and has been sworn to secrecy. His acting as the skeptic is 100% because there are no real ghosts/demons/goat men in the places they visit. And if they are he is covering for their presence.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One time I was cooking with a girl and we were both bilingual but we didn’t have a language in common so we were just sitting by the fire doing prep work quietly and I was peeling little garlic cloves to mince and she put her hand on my arm to stop me and demonstrated how you’re supposed to press on the clove with the flat side of your knife to break the shell off all at once to peel it and I was like oh! And I imitated her and she nodded in approval and we went back to quietly peeling and mincing the garlic and I don’t want to be hyperbolic but in that moment I was like wow I truly understand the universal thread of human love and connection inherent in our souls or whatever

[brainbubblegum]

Sony made both movies so they obviously exist in the same universe

[liquid-geodes]

THAT BOTTOM PANEL JUST FUCKING KILLED ME

[runby2]

“How did we not run a color blindness test for everyone when our color observation is the ONE thing that we need to count on?!”

[thatqueerchoirkid]

@joyfultimetravelbanana

:)

[jesiluv]

[heir-of-the-founders]

@seagull-of-the-haunt

[the-son-of-hell]

[taebaelee]

Why are cishet men like this...

[taebaelee]

Only good response.

[emiliascorner]

(banned)