Emily The Sunflower

I promise you my blog is not good

[bromojumbo]

I can’t wait to go to Italy this summer so I can meet the Pope and propose some new ideas:

Baptism water park

Everybody gets a glass of wine instead of a sip

Extreme Confessions (where you confess your sins and then have to battle with one of the priests in order to be forgiven)

Buff Jesus

Every choir song is replaced with “Smooth” by Carlos Santana

A 15 min period where we try to summon Satan in order to defeat him once and for all

[gaycism]

Are there gay bugs?

[hundondestiny]

he performed this when he came to my school and that shit was funny as fuck especially because a lot of the audience was LGBT ppl and we like Got It he’s so ridiculous

[kiyokospeaks]

He’s also the guy who uses his twitter verification to pose as people and tweet ridiculous shit ie.

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The names Practice

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Mal Practice

[orchidvioletindigo]

Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what's wrong with my son :)

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He needs surgery on all of his bones

[orchidvioletindigo]

Very well, here is my credit card :)

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I accept no payment I do this because I love it

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Shark-infested waters” is misleading. It’s like having deer-infested forests.

[kittyn]

Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.

[emilystranded]

bad skin, worse attitude

[ink-pedia]

ig: chinatown_stropky

[emilystranded]

lol i have one that says all art is bad art

[kitschyliving]

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He’s Ken’s Buddy… All of Ken’s Clothes… Fit Him…

[sauvamente]

Barbie worked a lot and her and Ken had an agreement

[digital-magus]

Quite the agreement it seems…

[wetwareproblem]

I can’t decide what my favourite part of this is: The trademark and copyright logos looking like quotation marks around “buddy” at first glance, or the fact that there is literally zero straight explanation for the hand gesture in the second one.

[the-butt-of-achilles]

If I had the opportunity to get my wife that I love out of Hades I would simply not turn around to check if she's there

[the-butt-of-achilles]

RIP to Orpheus but I'm different

[the-butt-of-achilles]

I mean RIP to Eurydice foremost

[notkatniss]

KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[powerfulwizard]

one day i will have so much fruit and plants and bugs tattooed on my body i will just be able to lay in a garden and nobody will ever find me again.

[redrockingchairdotmp3]

there are only two seasons: moomin and over the garden wall

[redrockingchairdotmp3]

all yall in the notes talkin about gravity falls and hilda……….valid

[roobz-deactivated20220823]

Moomin: spring

Otgw: fall

Gravity falls: summer

Hilda: winter

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[thechronicleofshe]

this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

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[gracetaylorillustration]

Here is a painting of a cute dog couple I made for @femszine based around the theme of summer time 🐶🌞 

The original painting has sold but you can still get your own copy inside the Zine ❤️

[shittycryptids]

A duck with human feet

[charliesnest]

Ask and u shal receive ….

[emilystranded]

I had a dream last night that I could travel through time and I used my ability to go back to the gold rush and intent levi jeans