The Five Towns on the Seaside
Make lists of the must-sees
take note of the delicacies-that-must-be-tasted
find the formula for the essence of this place
so that you can take it home with you
in a TSA-approved container.
It will live on your bedroom shelf
and remind you of the exotically local flavor
that you never really understood in the first place.
The sea-side villages of Cinque Terre are for real the most beautiful destinations of Italy off the regularly-beaten tourists' track. These towns are set into the craggy sea cliffs of the Italian west coast, which turn streets and alleys into stairways and landings. Trust me, you will have buns of steel after a week here ;) The endless climbing up and down the towns will remind you
that you are just a
lump of an American
that spends 70% of their
waking hours at a desk.
My girls and I went to Corniglia for the fresh pesto that makes them world-famous, and Vernazza for the sought-after vino bianco
for a classy lunch or boozy dinner,
both of which will make you
just tipsy enough
to become
that one annoying tourist
to the locals.
While hauling your ass around the towns can totally tire you out, traveling in between the towns is a total breeze. The train departs every twenty minutes, so it will take you no time at all to get your beach-bunny on in Monterosso, with its sandy shores and coral-covered diving rocks. Take note, this is a topless beach, so feel free to let loose. Just remember that sunscreen for those sensitive zones! ';D Nevermind that
you've been taught all your life
that nipples are the devil's eyes
and you've only ever seen
a half dozen female pairs
besides your own.
The houses and businesses of each village are painted quaint colors of oranges, yellows, lime-y greens and shades of sea-blue. These colors will be trendy and exotic to your eyes. The streets and stairway-streets are narrow and the buildings are tall, giving you the feeling of walking through a winding, oddly cube-ish ravine, and the hot air above you is flapping with the drying shirts and shifts of the people who live here. This will provide you with a thousand perfect photo opportunities
and it will escape you
that these are just
people doing their laundry,
a thousand miles away from
your dingy coin-op, and yet
back-to-back
with the daily rhythm
that you also know.
One of the villages with rather agreeable tourist lodgings is Manarola, with its scooped-out bay lined with perfectly chaotic square houses, which cling to the cliffside like cube-ish colorful clams. Take a selfie with this panorama, and
your great big dome
stuck up in front of
the humbly trendy village
will tell all your friends at home
that you are a worldly traveler,
above the usual tourist traps and tropes.
The sapphire-blue waters are perfect for swimming, if you're not afraid of sea urchin. D:) This village has a gelato shop and a number of unfailingly delicious restaurants along it's main street, which by day is populated by
locals going about their routine
and by night sparingly filled
with locals winding down
from their routine.
Half an hour prior to sunset, sit on the stone ledge on the bay with your travel mates with the vino bianco you bought in Vernazza six hours ago. Drink it straight from the bottle. Pass it around. This will give you just enough time to start getting a little funky with your friends for the night, but still be sober enough to appreciate the sun setting over the sea
and realize that this sun
set hours ago for your sister,
for your mother and father,
a third of the way around the globe
from you.
And as you feel the space between
you and
this blazing star we call
the sun
yawning away
over the cusp of the horizon,
you also feel the space between
you and
these people, yawning,
stretching immeasurably
in both miles and minutes,
and you feel no anchor to this place
you came today
and will be gone tomorrow.













