[snorlaxatives]

i want a sugar mama in my life

[ferb]

[snorlaxatives]

not what i had in mind but she will do

[cywscross]

I had a thought: Neville’s greatest fear was Snape. And for ten months of every year for seven years, he went back and faced that fear over and over and over again. It would be like tossing Ron into a nest of spiders every day. Or pitching Harry against a Dementor every day. Neville went back for Potions every time, never skipped out, never ran away. Kid was braver than anyone ever noticed from the very beginning, even before he started standing up for himself.

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[witharmswideopen95-deactivated2]

My Child

[splendidland]

this is the most frightening ad i’ve encountered on here

[queenremilia-blog]

[josephsk]

Imagine being this stock photo model’s grandchild and seeing dear ol papaw this way on social media

Buy Before You Die

[fazitenenbaum]

Im fkn dying mang

[igglooaustralia]

No this is not a Renaissance painting. Just Nicki Minaj slaying a white carpet

[fauxfable]

No joke I even see the golden spiral

[veehos-deactivated20181212]

Yeah, it starts right in the bobbies

[thetenderpassion]

[ghouls-rush-in]

[hablup]

This looks like a fuckin pokemon battle.

[vanspoor-deactivated20150922]

[querxus]

snow snow snow!

[awesome-picz]

Dangerous Dogs Behind “Beware Of Dog” Signs.

[foodfightme]

Joey has killed more than you can imagine.

[thegenialginger]

[hannahdoes-stuff]

PSA the ppl who do these vids are from Minnesota

[moandkatelive]

This is too ridiculous not to reblog.

1) the music 2) how does the person in there even see? 3) also skating over its own tail 4) how is NO ONE on the ice fazed by this at all? 5) skating over its own tail 6) also is it hot in there? 7) there is a freaking T-Rex on the ice- how is no one staring?

[characterlimit]

8) going so fast the head tips right back so it looks like it’s permanently screaming

[emkamm93]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[alexallthetime]

[latadelixo]

[rate-my-reptile]

Boy Wher Me got Dam Portado Chipps Is

[plantfunerals]

[judediangelo]

[daisyjonesvol6]

[memecucker]

This clown sub-plot is gonna tie into the main Trump storyline at some point you just know it

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

A clown is going to kill Trump

[slightmood]

me: damn…..I wanna lose some weight…

me: *is bored*

The Random Urge To Eat:

[midaete]

It’s Tom Holland I’m dead