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Born to be a mutant demigod in the Dead Poets Society, forced to be a nerd that obsesses over them

[byrdzi]

"is a hot dog a sandwich" as a metaphor for putting nonbinary people in the girl nonbinary or boy nonbinary boxes

[emmabethperry]

a hot dog is a fucking hot dog and that is why i had four in the past 48 hours

[emmabethperry]

happy pride month to everybody, but especially that fruity lil man by the name of jay gatsby

rip jay you would have loved kissing your homies (nick) goodnight

[aussie-bookworm]

NEW AO3 SCAM!

I woke this this morning to this comment left on one of my fics

I was half asleep so it took me a bit to realise that this is a scammer.

It seems that scammers have learnt from their obvious tells in the past.

Previously, scammers would leave vague comments from guest accounts before asking if you’d like to commission some art from them.

Now, it seems like they are starting to create AO3 accounts and are feeding either fic or tags into an AI to pump out a summary before offering the commission.

Here’s the scammer’s profile. Note the description (which seems to be the same for every account posting these comments) and the recent join date.

I received another comment this evening for the exact same scam, just a different profile.

This is a reminder! These are scams preying on the desire to have your fic illustrated and will not deliver! They will either take your money and run or give you something AI generated and will not accept any refunds!

Remember to block and report these comments so the abuse team can stop these scammers in their tracks!

This has been a PSA!

[emmabethperry]

This happened on my TUA x X-Men fic. I knew it was weird from the beginning. It just felt so…fake.

Anyways, it’s a good thing I wasn’t planning on a commission and don’t have any money!

The perks of being a broke high school student :)

[emmabethperry]

I finally got a screenshot of it

And the fact I was so happy that somebody noticed the detail about Ben until I kept on reading.

I blocked them, but still, this freaking blows man

[sirpompet]

Cannibal catsiel because one person asked about it

First off I don’t think it’s entirely crazy to say he would indulge in eating a few monsters, especially in earlier seasons. From sniffing dead bodies and his hunger being for raw meat I think there’s a lot of interesting potential there.

Starts slowly like when he explodes people and gets blood all over himself he licks his lips, licks his fingers ect. OR he sees blood and licks to to determine what kind of monster it is. Slowly turns into eating chunks of flesh after they kill a bunch of monsters because he’s curious. Dean and Sam scold him but are pretty desensitized to the gore in of itself so it’s more in a “dude, don’t do that. It’s a monster. Gross.” Way and not in a horrific “oh my god what are you doing?!” Way. Because it’s castiel. He’s a weirdo.

It just slowly devolves over the decade to him eating dead (or live) animals, road kill an obviously, monster flesh. I just imagine it goes so slow Sam and Dean don’t even notice how strange it is till someone (Eileen maybe) catch then whipping the gore and guts off themselves after a hunt and tossing them to Cas like a treat to a dog.

[aussie-bookworm]

NEW AO3 SCAM!

I woke this this morning to this comment left on one of my fics

I was half asleep so it took me a bit to realise that this is a scammer.

It seems that scammers have learnt from their obvious tells in the past.

Previously, scammers would leave vague comments from guest accounts before asking if you’d like to commission some art from them.

Now, it seems like they are starting to create AO3 accounts and are feeding either fic or tags into an AI to pump out a summary before offering the commission.

Here’s the scammer’s profile. Note the description (which seems to be the same for every account posting these comments) and the recent join date.

I received another comment this evening for the exact same scam, just a different profile.

This is a reminder! These are scams preying on the desire to have your fic illustrated and will not deliver! They will either take your money and run or give you something AI generated and will not accept any refunds!

Remember to block and report these comments so the abuse team can stop these scammers in their tracks!

This has been a PSA!

[emmabethperry]

This happened on my TUA x X-Men fic. I knew it was weird from the beginning. It just felt so…fake.

Anyways, it’s a good thing I wasn’t planning on a commission and don’t have any money!

The perks of being a broke high school student :)

[jellybeanium124]

the umbrella academy could've been so good if it was good to the end. it could've been so so so so good. it could've been great if it let the siblings grow together as a family and manage to stick together. it could've been great if it had kept it's focus on trauma and family. it could've been great if it hadn't let the world building get too confusing and weird. it could've been great if steve blackman didn't develop a weird fixation on five that lead to him neglecting all the other siblings and destroying five, lila, and diego. the umbrella academy could've been so good. it could've been so good if it had given the siblings a happy ending.

[not-a-big-slay]

And when y/n Stark appears in Doomsday, what then?

[emmabethperry]

Honestly? I want to see a fanfiction that includes all the different types of Y/N (Y/N Stark, standard Y/N, Y/N Potter, etc.)

If somebody makes this, you will have my whole heart both tities

[redstonedust]

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

[triforce-of-mischief]

#this happened to my friend Y/N who got sold to One Direction

[oneclickangel]

reblog if you're corny and insufferable

[emmabethperry]

I know I’m a little late to the whole Tyler Catastophy thing but holy shit that man is a dumpster fire

[vibingtho]

This whole Tyler Catastrophe situation is fucked but we need to make sure we concentrate on the important things so he doesn’t just become another lost opportunity for someone to be better

Okay to judge

- parasocial relationship

- denying abuse allegations which Wilbur admitted to

- the way he is trying to spread lies about the whole Stuart Semple thing

- claiming to be 2-Spirit without any acknowledged ties to indigenous heritage

- his lack of accountability and propensity to lie about things

Dependant

- his art and being OVERLY rude about it. I personally don’t like it and don’t understand the pricing but if all of that is what he wants to do, then sure, it’ll only really affect him in the end

- any CONSTRUCTIVE criticism seems pretty valid as to how he’s deciding to run his business or sell his necklaces (ie wearing them in “thirst traps” to sell them) but don’t conflate that with just insulting him looks wise

Disrespectful:

- anything about his gender identity

- the Jolene jokes were funny for a bit, as he himself was the person peddling the idea, but maybe try not to make that so big as it does tiptoe the boundaries of sometimes being a tiny bit weird considering he is trans and is almost adjacent to dead naming

- dogging on his looks and making rude caricatures of him is unnecessary

- the whole Antarctica thing is silly but insulting him about it seems kinda boring in comparison to the bigger issues

LET ME KNOW YOUR THOUGHTS IM OPEN TO CHANGING MY MIND ABOUT STUFF :)

[junkiepunkie]

Cas saying things to Dean that he doesn’t realise are gay, a three part epic.

Cas: *in a cheap motel, heater broken* Dean.

Dean: Yeah buddy?

Cas: Can we sleep together?

Dean: …imsorrywhat?

Cas: You are cold, there’s no heating. I just thought that if we shared one bed for warmth we would-

Dean: Ohhhh *laughing* You know what? Sure, we can do that.

Cas: *human and suffering from chest pain* Dean, my chest hurts.

Dean: Okay, where on your chest?

Cas: *grabbing Deans hand, lifting his shirt and putting the hand on his bare abdomen* here.

Dean: *just freaking out* I’m- yeah- okay so that… it might be indigestion! I need to- demon. Kill. Later. Goodbye.

Cas: *staring at Dean in the impala, post hunt* You look good.

Dean: *confused* Dude, are you kidding? Im all sweaty and worn out and, shit man i even have motor oil on me.

Cas: I like when you look out of breath and dirty. It makes me feel… excited?

Dean: …

Cas: did I say something wrong?

Dean: No! No. Please keep saying- I mean… nothing. Ignore me.

Cas: Dean?

Sam: *who has been there the whole time* You know what? I can walk to Kansas.

Cas: From New Jersey?

Sam: To avoid this? I’d walk from Asia.

[hugenthusiast]

Percy meddling in the whole Luke-Thalia-Annabeth relationship is so funny because imagine you go to your friend's house and their parents start fighting in front of both of you because the dad (who you used to think was cool) joined a cult and your friend starts crying so you start fist-fighting both of the adults

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Shoutout to weird girls who became weird boys and weird boys who became weird girls and weird girls and boys who became both or neither. Let's all be weird and strange together

[mj-rulesdaw0rld]

chat i was just peacefully drawing and suddenly my ENGLISH TEACHER CALLS ME 😭

i let it ring because i too fucking scared to pick up and now im gonna message her in 10 mins and act all innocent like “i was outside” and shit

IS IT BECAUSE I DIDNT COME TO SCHOOL? LEAVE ME ALONE I WANNA DRAW YAOI IM SORRY 😭 🙏

edit: wait this lowkey reminded of john keatings

HOW DID THIS TURN INTO A DPS POST?

[zeldaaaaa13]

you heard it right here folks Anderperry is no more we got table throwers now

[emmabethperry]

Petition to now call them the table throwers

[m0nt3cr15t0]

For those that don't know, Richard Cameron is listed on the Villains Wiki. There's a lot of things on there that frustrate me but the one thing that sticks out the most to me is this.

There's room to be made listing Charlie, Knox, Pitts, Meeks and Todd, but Neil? Keating?

Cameron is in no way, shape, or form the enemy of those two. Neil died before any of the falling out happened, hell, his death is WHY the falling out happened. The last thing Neil ever saw of Cameron was him so genuinely happy and proud of his friend that of all the poets, he's the one that can't sit still. The last thing Neil ever saw of him was real, platonic, love.

Watch that scene again and then look me in the eyes and say he was EVER an enemy of Neil. In fact, I think Neil would be pissed if someone described them as such.

And Cameron, well, I'd say Cameron acted the way he did because he was so upset and grief stricken over Neil's passing that he just needed someone to blame (aside from Nolan and Mr. Perry because that would conflict Cameron's views on authority). He cared so deeply about Neil-- he could not be his enemy.

And then Keating? No, Keating understood Cameron. I can't see any world where he'd hold enough hatred within his heart for a child to be its enemy. Keating loved his boys, Cameron included. Watch the end scene of the movie again and then look me in the eyes and say Keating was looking at that kid with any resentment or contempt.

There's so much to be said about the Villains Wiki page but imo this is the worst thing on there because it misunderstands Cameron, Neil, AND Keating

[emmabethperry]

I sincerely believe that Cameron 100% regrets saying Mr. Keating was at fault for Neil’s death and for not standing up with the other boys during that last scene in the movie. (In my opinion) the only reason that he even said Mr. Keating was the reason for Neil’s death was because he had two strong figures (Mr. Nolan and Mr. Perry) tell him that is what happened, and he was so scared of getting in trouble he agreed with it to save his own skin.

Cameron gets so much more hate than he deserves